What a weirdo

Sirfetch’d

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    We all have our odd quirks or things about us that just aren't normal to everyone else. Care to share yours? What is something that you do that others may think is weird of definitely out of the norm?
     
    I cough randomly sometimes, can't help it. Sometimes I say the wrong thing and still talk making it worse. Sometimes I apparently stare at people when I am staring away from them. And it's all just weird.
     
    Sometimes when I have toast I put butter and jelly on it. Don't really know if that's weird, but I don't see other people doing it. I also like to fold my pizza hamburger-style, like the skinny part to the crust.
     
    Flushed said:
    I also like to fold my pizza hamburger-style, like the skinny part to the crust.
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    ^Now that is a little weird lol. But not bad, I could see why.
     
    -I often tend to soliloquize, no matter if there is anyone around or if I'm entirely lonely
    -In English lessons I speak mostly finely, yet at any other time my insanely bizarre accent appears and I have no idea if people are able to understand it
    -When i'm very tired, due to my ADHD I sometimes get odd twitches/spasms anywhere, yet in most cases in my neck and thus I sometimes appear as if I'm about to die right now
    -When I'm laughing at something pretty hilarious I sometimes lack the noise and just sit there eerily grinning and stagnating to breathe
    -I usually have insanely cold hands/feet/ergo limbs generally, no matter if it's hot or cold outside nor what I am wearing
     
    Apparently my way of speaking alters a lot? I can sound casual, then formal, and apparently even British(?) without noticing.
     
    I have these rituals for eating ice cream, fruit snacks, and twizzlers, my voice lowers drastically when answering a question in class, I always listen to the Friends theme song right before going to sleep, I also laugh maniacally and run around my house sometimes.
    Just a day in the life, I suppose.
     
    I pretty much do what I feel. If I feel like doing something, I'll more than likely do it without much thought. Any sudden urges that don't provoke any caution signs in my mind (like it being dangerous to myself or others) for absolutely no reason or rationalization behind. People ask me why and I just explain with "I felt like it." Not to be rude, but that's honestly the reason why I do a lot of the things I do. I think even people who know me online can attest to that.
     
    I count things. All the time. Always. I literally never stop counting. If I've counted everything in a room I'll start counting with my fingers in groups of three until I reach 300, then I'll start again. Oh, and the things I count must always end either in an even number, a symmetrical number or a "special" number. What a "special" number is is completely arbitrary. If it doesn't end in an even, symmetrical or "special" number I grow largely uneasy and must start counting again and add something to make it that way.

    About a year ago I spent whole nights counting the same 18 walls and vertexes that create my room again and again. I was literally unable to sleep.

    So yeah, that's my most prominent quirk.
     
    My friends and co-workers will attest to my very quirky sense of humor. To use a TVTropes term, I can be very cloudcuckoolandish.

    Although most of the time I'm being weird, I do it consciously and for the purposes of getting a cheap laugh. The one genuine quirk I do have is that I oftentimes fail to form my sentences properly if I try speaking too quickly, which I often poke fun of by imitating them later on.

    The one that sticks out most in my mind is this one time about seven years ago when my then-girlfriend met me at work for my lunch break and we went through the drive-through of some fast-food place, and apparently, I sounded way too enthusiastic when I thanked the employee for our food. When she questioned me about this, my (paraphrased) response was, "Well I don't know the guy, for all I know, he would've gone home and suicided himself tonight if he didn't feel appreciated!"

    Oh yeah, I've also got a fairly dark sense of humor. XD
     
    A couple of traits would be:

    Does an innocent mind count? I'm 18, with a ridiculously innocent mind, and I just make a comment and all my buddies crack up, because apparently all these innocent words have been turned into words with dirty meanings..

    Also, I usually have an interesting choice of words:
    "You son of a rotten pineapple!"
    "Sweet mother of cinnamon doughnuts!"
    "Flipping, flamboozaling, monkey brains"
    "You're an eggplant"

    And, of course, once I was staying at some people's house, and one of the girls there was doing the reply of 'your face'. For example:
    "You're ugly"
    "Your face is ugly" etc.

    Anyway, this is how one conversation went:
    "You're a foot!" - The brother of this person
    "Your face is a foot!" - This person
    "Your face's face is a foot" - Me

    Which resulted in about 5 minutes of everyone cracking up. So yeah, I come up with strange, and usually apparently funny, comebacks on the spot. Sometimes they're even quite good comebacks.
     
    Aashutosh Kumar said:
    I have a very big habit of spiting everywhere anytime !
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwww, haha.


    I've got a funny quirk. Sometimes out of random I'll sing a song that relates to my situation. Like if I'm going to my local shopping center I'd suddenly sing "MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS."

    And yeah, XD
     
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    curiousnathan said:
    Ewwwwwwwwwwww, haha.


    I've got a funny quirk that sometimes out of random I'll sing a song that relates to my situation. Like if I'm going to my local shopping center I'd suddenly sing "MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS."

    And yeah, XD
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    Do you sing your own original made from your mind or other songs? I usually make songs myself and keep singing it!
     
    Let's see, I have quite a few oddities...

    I bite my fingernails really, really short. It's been a bad habit of mine since I was an infant, and I could just never seem to break out of it. I also have this weird cough that I've had for years now that I wish would just go away :( and I also have a weird voice.. sometimes I talk in a higher-pitched voice, and sometimes it's lower-pitched.
     
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