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What do pokemon taste like?

St. Anger

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    Do they all have different flavors? Or do they share an equal one?
     
    They all have different flavours.
    magikarp tastes like fish, miltank tastes like beef, and torchic tastes like chicken.
    i suggest you stir fry a squirtle though, it makes great turtle soup.
    and it'd be best that you scramble a few exeggcutes.
     
    Well there is mouses, birds and cows, so I think they will taste like meat or w/e just like in real life that weird people eat... xD
     
    Umm... Chicken?

    I really don't know about this, there is meat in the anime and yet, it's looks like there are real animals, but the episode were James's Magikarp evolved kinda disprooved that.
     
    Doduo taste like an ostrich!
    Shaymin tastes like flowers!
    and Clampearl tastes like a clam!...or a pearl...I don't Know?
     
    Oh,thats easy,plastic,since you cant get them out your game cartridge
     
    I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.
     
    I see this is located in Pokémon General, so I first thought it was a very, very dumb topic.

    But then I imagined how would I have reacted if I saw it in Fun Time. Wanna know how? What a freakin' amusing thread.

    As it doesn't have the substance to be in a serious forum, Let's make of this some sort of game, shall we?

    I think Pichu tastes like roasted mouse.

    moved
     
    Hmm....I don't really think about eating Pokemon...

    But I suppose each would have a distinct flavor, based on whatever animal they most resemble.

    For instance, would Octillery not taste like octopus? And I'm pretty sure Swellow would taste like.....whatever swallows tasts like. Hmm...
     
    That would be weird to be handed a plate with a roasted Grumpig on it with an apple and say Dig In!!!
     
    the ultimate pokemon dinner. this also cover what the mentioned pokemon would taste like. :P

    appetiser would be a rosrade salad with purified muk dressing. complete with the finest mineral water from a squirtles water gun.

    the main course would be grilled magikarp and some Escargot a la' Magcargo

    Desert would be ice cream made from powder snow from a Snover and topped with chocolate and a Cherubi.

    yum.
     
    Rekhyt said:
    I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.
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    Really?
    i always thought it would taste like a unibrowed duck.
    I bet jumpluff would taste like a dandelion though.
    Ooh, and how about growlithe?
    it would add to the asian stereotpye.
     
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