What do you say when you pick up the phone? XD

Okay, usually I just answer the phone with a "Who do you want" In a demanding tone XD

But there are those times someone calls for me and they're like...

Person: Is Katie there?
Me: No, I'm sorry, but she is *sniffle* no longer with us *pretends to cry*
Person: What? Are you kidding? How?
Me: I'm not *sob* kidding v.v See, she was *sniffle* in a great deal of...ddeee....deeprreeesssioonnn and andd and *sniffle* killed herself
Person: Oh, well, bye
Me: Thanx, I love you too. --;
Person: Now, honestly, is Katie there?
Me: Who do you think you're talking 2?
Person: You're such a drama queen
Me: Yeah, wait till you call me next time. Wink wink

XD
 
depends on who shows up on my caller ID
if it's my friends [male]
"what up, man?"
my friend nina, or my hispanic relatives
"que tal?"
if it's an important person or someone for my parents:
"Hi, uh....uh...hold on" [hangs up]
if it's the annoying girls up the street who call and hang up:
"Stop calling my son!" [tries to imitate his father]
most of the time it's the trademark
"What up....? got my money?"
 
Sometimes I say something like Gutentag, dis is makuno maturo of da Bonswana hotel service. Would you like a reservation?
or,
Yo, 'sup dawg this is the idiot clan.
 
I don't really use the phone...XD;;;
If I have to, I pick of the phone and say "Hello?" XD
 
The good thing about Caller I.D! When it's someone you know you can answer in a different way.

If it's a family member, I just usually say "Hello". It goes the same way for someone I don't know. If it's a friend I say random things. When I do say "Hello" to them and they say "May I speak to Haley" I say "No, you may not". xD Sometimes I answer with "Allo! Pizzaria Paparazzi! Je peux vous aide?" to my friends from last year that were in my french class. It's kind of an inside joke. Other than that I say "Aloha" or it's completely random.
 
Eww, phones. >_<

I hate answering the phone, mainly because I don't want to get stuck talking to some Italian-speaking relatives of mine I don't particularly want to talk to. But on the rare occasion I do answer the phone... in other words, no one else is home and the sound of the phone ringing bugs me... then I just say, "Hello?" like a normal, boring person...
 
i yess in da phone " yyyyyyyyyyellow! " XD i makes em' mad
 
I avoid answering the phone so I can avoid having to talk with my Dad's customers. XD Once there was this Chinese person who was like "I would like to speak to your father if, possible. I know him". XD I couldnt understand her at first. Oo;

But normally I say something along the lines of "Hello" or "Hi". XD If its one of my friends I say "Woof" or something else totally random. o.o I sometimes pretend to hang up the phone or just wait for a while before speaking to annoy them. XD Sometimes I'll say "What the hell do you want~?" depending on my mood. XD;

So basically, I say a lot of things when I answer the phone. >D

~Karli
 
Hello! This is Big-Dan's Pizza speaking, how may I serve you?
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I say A-Hoi-Hoi :P XD
 
I simply say, "Hello?". XD
 
I sometimes say 'Hello'. But If I know who it is, I either say 'What the hell do you want', 'What, now', or 'Leave me alone' XD

But it depends who's calling XD
 
I usualy just say "Hello?" =P But is its someone I know, sometimes I'll say something like, "Hi, this is Pablo," or, "Wuz up?" XD
 
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