What if Fergie had to take her broke ass home?

Sydian

Sydian

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    Credit to GLaDOS for the thread title; it's from the last iteration of this thread. Anyway, last year I made a thread where you take a song and make it the opposite of what it is. So you come out with things like "What if Mike Posener didn't take that pill?" or "What if Petey Pablo didn't take his shirt off and twist it around his head?" Here is the last thread, in case anyone still needs clarification.

    So to start -- what if the Backstreet Boys didn't want it that way? Shamelessly stealing from my last thread.
     
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    what if chance the rapper had MANY problems
     
    I'm pretty sure Ice Cube loves the police, look at those lyrics

    Hug the police coming straight from the underground
    A young man feelin' bad cause I'm down
    And not the other color so police think
    They have the authority to grill Tom Doherty
    read them books, cause I ain't the one
    To not hug a motherfucker with a badge and a gun
    To be gropin' on, and thrown in a comfy room
    We can go toe to toe in the middle of court
    can't be datin' with me cause I'm a teenager
    With a little bit of gold and a pager
    Searching my car, looking for the product
    Thinking every school kid is selling gummy bears
    You'd rather see, me in the ring
    Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
    Beat a pair of Jordan's up outta shape
    And when I'm finished, bring the duct tape
    To tape off the scene of the slaughter
    Still getting swoll off donuts and caffeine
    I don't know if they cool or what
    Dunk a kid down, and stealin' his basketballs
    And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
    But don't let it be a black and a white one
    Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
    Tellin' ya they takin' the 3 shot
    Up and over, Ice Cube will swarm
    On any b-baller in an orange uniform
    Just cause I'm from the CPT
    Punk felons are afraid of me, huh
    A young teenager on the warpath
    And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
    Of creeps, dying in L.A
    Yo Dre, I got something to say

    Hug Tha Police
    Hug Tha Police
    Hug Tha Police
    Hug Tha Police

    Pull your god damn ass over right now
    Do you know why I stopped you here for?
    You was speeding way to fast
    and I know you was bound to crash
    into tha school where the children play
    and the books where the teacher say
    don't do drugs and stay clean...

    I'm sorry.
     
    What if Halsey wasn't looking pretty in a hotel bar?
     
    That's kind of deep tho like what if he didn't die tho for real...
     
    What if Mike Ness didn't have a Ball and Chain to begin with?
     
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