What If? Redux

[Squirtlenator]

then my response is also a mirage

what if pigs could fly

 

[Megan]

Then everything was possible!

What if you were trapped in a world of abstract colors?

 

[Squirtlenator]

I wouldn't need my rose colored glasses anymore

what if I could hold my breathe for a very long time

 

[ReKoil]

you could be a very good diver! reach for the depths! Explore where no squirtlenator has gone before!

What if mayonnaise was a solid?

 

[Starlight]

I still wouldn't eat it 🤢

What if Italy wasn't shaped like a boot?

 

[Megan]

Then the Roman Empire wouldn't have stomped on all their enemies for so long.

What if time suddenly moved backwards?

 

[ReKoil]

then everything would be reversed. you don't age, you get younger. Eventually everything stops.
Sadly it also means the waste products generally tossed out on top of the toilets would go back in instead. 😱

What if people had an extra pair of arms?

 

[Squirtlenator]

then we would be crown princes or princesses of Outworld and enter tournaments for the fate of the realms or be champions of Pokemon grand prix. You choose

what if food fell from the sky when it rained?

 

[Starlight]

There'd be no more hunger, at least in places that get rain anyway <3

What if the Beatles never were?

 

[ReKoil]

Some other band (probably named the Ladybugs) would have taken their place.

What if grasshoppers were as big as cows?

 

[Squirtlenator]

there would be no vegetation left on Earth

what if we aged in reverse (Benjamin Button)?

 

[Starlight]

We'd all be a lot wiser in our teenage years!

What if Star Wars and Star Trek had a crossover?

 

[Megan]

Then I, as a Star Gate fan, would be very sad to be excluded.

What if the ultimate cookie recipe would be invented?

 

[ReKoil]

Then they would monopolize the cookie market. All other cookie makers would go bankrupt, and then the cookie mafia would make everyone offers they couldn't refuse!

What if people's noses grew when lying?

 

[Squirtlenator]

TRANSPARENCY in ALL fields and works of life.

what if everyone could get along?

 

[Megan]

Then people would probably still not do it because some would ignore it out of principle.

What if the void was humanities end goal all along?

 

[ReKoil]

Then we should just blow up the planet and be done with it 😅

What if nintendo didn't exist?

 

[Starlight]

We'd all be posting somewhere else! My life would also be very, very, different, for a couple of reasons, and no, I'm not telling ya why!

What if the moon landings were actually faked?

 

[ReKoil]

All the conspiracy theorists would be jumping for joy! They get proven right so seldom (if they even have been at all, idk), you betcha they'd party hard!

What if Ash Ketchup would tell us why her life would be very, very different due to nintendo not existing? No, I'm not gonna do that you, but couldn't resist a tease =3

What if Gary Oak was the protagonist of pokemon instead?

 

[Starlight]

Eevee would have been the mascot of the franchise!

What if we're never allowed to stop wearing masks?