What if they were real? rated 16+ (just in case any adult themes come up)

(OOC: I know.)

John curled his lip in disgust.
"So... You want me to help you. I remember a time when I was in the same situation. You know what you said? Sorry, I can't help you. How did that work out for you, hmm? Daddy isn't here to save you. You got to get out of this on your own," John said. Shadia/Shadow clasped her arms around him tight and frowned at him.

"Honky! We've got to help him!" Earl said. John almost slapped him.
"Why should I? This fool is the one responsible for most of my problems! And I can deal with the pokemon he mentioned on my own. He wouldn't be any help anyways. He's a weak pathetic fool who's only around because Daddy gave him strong pokemon," John said shaprly.
"I don't care! We have to! Yasumi..." Earl began to say, but didn't finish. John found he didn't really care what Earl had to say.
"C'mon on Johnny!" Shadia/Shadow said. John paused a moment. He frowned. Underneath it all, it turns out John really does have a conscience after all. But he wasn't done yet. He wasn't done mocking him.

"Why should I help you? It doesn't get me anything except another useless piece of trash to lug around. But you sound desperate. How badly do you want it? How important is that woman to you? After all, she was more important to metion than that pokemon," John said, wondering what Israel would do. He had his hand on Breaker's pokeball. The other two clowns said nothing and watched him.
 
(OOC: Sorry)

"You know very well that shes the second most important thing in the world to me the first being God, and I didn't help you last time because my mother was being held captive, you can help me, it's not like your father's being held captive, he's...." Israel stopped. "Me mentioning that Pokemon was to get it through your non-existent brain that MAYBE just maybe you needed my help but you are an IDIOT!!!!!" Israel shouted the word idiot. Israel took a deep breath, "Look if you let me out of here I will battle you again and then maybe you can dream of avenging your loss to me, take it or leave it" Israel turned to the big curly haired guy with the Cajun accent, "I don't know who you are but you seem to know how valuable Yasumi really is, if he doesn't help me out you should." "Oh and John, you said that I'd just be a useless piece of trash to lug around, well let me remind you that I handed your sorry weak little butt to you in our last battle so technically you'd be the useless trash that I'd carry around" said Israel trying to strengthen John's appetite for another battle. Israel had only one thing left to turn to so he put his hands together and prayed in front of them.
 
"I know very well that Tailer is dead. That is what these people do to traitors. And trying to provoke me with a battle isn't going to work. Like I said. The only reason you won was because Daddy gave you tough pokemon. And I don't need your help with anything," John said. He was touched by how much Israel cared for that girl. He looked at Israel a moment before sending out Breaker. Without another word Breaker used Hyper Beam and blew the door off it's hinges. He dropped Israel's pokemon on the ground and walked away.

"Hurry your lazy ass up and help me find your girl!" John called back angrily, unsure of why he was helping him. He had nothing to gain. Another battle with Israel would prove nothing. But he felt his respect for the older boy rise slightly. He waited impatiently as the rest of them caught up to him. Right on que, two HA grunts came running out at him.

"Earl, get back. These guys will be too tough for you. Israel, you better have a really small pokemon so you can fight in these halls!" John said as he sent out Nida. Anything bigger than a Marowak would be too big to move around effectively.

(OOC: this can be where they seperate for a while. Israel and Earl can go find Yasumi and get her out while John fights the grunts, and then goes to the science lab downstairs to wreck stuff. And of course find the first few reports. Then I bet Israel will get out first and run back in to find the idiot and join him in a battle against Tydus. I foresee that happening.)
 
One of the Grunts sent out a Seviper, "You haven't watched much television have you?" said Israel as he sent out his Alakazam. "Seviper Bite!!!" said the grunt. "Psychic now!!!!" ordered Israel, the Alakazam fired a blast of telekenetic energy fainting the Seviper instantly. Suddenly the guard flew up against the wall hard, and when he fell to the floor the guard immediately was forced up to where he was on his knees, all of this was because of Alakazam's psychic powers. "Look I'm a death penalty believing man who believes that every murderer needs to be themselves killed, but I'll let you live IF you lead me to Yasumi" said Israel. The man nodded and led the way, "Alakazam use your Psychic ability to make it where they don't percieve us" said Israel. "Wait I'm comin too" said the big curly haired guy. Israel stopped, "Alright you can come just stay quiet." "Son I'm sure you're used to givin orders to people but don't do it to me, we clear?" said Earl. "Yeah whatever lets just get moving" said Israel.
 
John didn't pay much attention when Israel sent out his Alakazam. He ordered Nida to attack the second grunt's Whismer. She leapt at him and used Fury Attack, clawing at the things face repeatedly.
"Poison Fang!" John said and she bit the poor thing and left a great purple streak. It hadn't even been able to land one hit. John ran forward before the man could send out his last pokemon and choked him until he stopped moving.
"Good night!" John spat bitterly at the man. Israel was ordering the other grunt o take him to Yasumi.

"I'm going elsewhere. Make sure all of you fools get out as fast as you can!" John shouted. Shadow resumed her normal form and followed him down the hallway. Time to do more terrorist stuff, John thought grimly. He hopped in the elevator and went down to the lab.

(OOC: I'm going to do the rest of John's trip downstairs later.)
 
Yasumi woke up strapped to an operating table, "Hello there" said a German accented voice, "I'm sure that you're wondering where you are, you see because of your betrayal of our order you have been selected for an experiment that may turn the tides in the war on Pokemon, and you are in the operating room." "Where are my Pokemon, if you've hurt them I'll kill you" Yasumi said threateningly. "My dear, today I will most likely kill you, let me introduce myself I am Otto Von Kreuger, I am a scientist for a worthy cause" said what was now clearly an old Einstein type man in a lab coat. "Your Pokemon are safe right here" he said motioning to the six Pokeballs on a nearby table. "What are you going to do to me?" asked Yasumi. "Oh that is where it gets interesting, let me ask you this, what is the Human Alliance scared of with Pokemon?" he didn't give her time to answer, "Their power, so the simple solution would be for humans to equal that power." "You mean" said Yasumi. "Yes" said Otto, "I am working on a way to give humans the power of Pokemon, now the obvious place to start is with the Psychic types, after all their brain is the most similar to human beings." "What are you getting at?" asked Yasumi. "Straight to the point I like that" said Otto, "what gives Psychic types their power is their unique genetic structure, most notably the special cells in their brain so I'm going to inject Psychic brain cells into your brain stem, I won't lie it will be painful and you'll probably die, but maybe you will be the first of many super humans." Yasumi struggled to get free to no avail as Otto pulled out the needle.
 
(OOC: Wouldn't that be in the science labs? You know, where John is going? After all, they would perform experiments there. Well, maybe not the same labs. The labe she's in could be on a different part of the floor. And I hope you don't mind, but I put Otto as a member of the cloning project when it was in it's early stages.)

John walked out the elevator and looked around. This looked like a good place to start breaking stuff. He walked odwn the hallway and into a room marked Project Genetic Replication. There were a lot of beakers and viles, which were promptly thrown against the wall. He called out Cinder, who roared and began tearing stuff off the walls. By the time John was done in this room, nothing remain. Except for a file cabnet. He opened it to find some reports. They caught his eye and he began reading them.

Project Genetic Replication: Day one.

Today marks the beginning of a new project for the Human Alliance. We are incredibly proud that G has chosen us to undertake this research that will save us all. Today we begin trying to genetically replicate animals. Or to put it in layman's terms, cloning. The preliminary reports are very good. Our first tests indicate that it will be a simple matter.

Ivan Cherich, Head Researcher Biologics Division. Date, 01/07/1990

Project Genetic Replication: Day five.

The results are astonding! We have now cloned three rats, six dogs, and one very agitated hawk. Our project is now moving on to something worthy of our talent. We will now clone pokemon!

Ivan Cherich, Head Researcher Biologics Division.

Project Genetic Replication: Day 187.

This is becoming exceedingly frustrating! Pokemon are far harder to clone than anything we've ever done before! They seem to poccess an incredible energy. It is that which we are having difficulty replicating. My assistant Otto has just informed me of another specimen that had to be terminated. But we can't give up now! G is still waiting to hear that it is possible. And I have nothing to give him! Sometihng must be done!

Ivan Cherich, Head Researcher Biologics Division.

Project Genetic Replication: Day 199.

Poor Ivan. He cracked under the pressure and had to be removed. Anyways, now that I am the new head researcher, I have decided to try a new solution. I simply hope my insight pays off.

Maryanne Westers, Head Researcher Biologics Division.

Project Genetic Replication: Day 480.

Finally! It has taken many long days, but our efforts finally bore fruit! We have successfully cloned our first pokemon. A Charmander. G will be very pleased when he finds out. I will ask him now about another project that has caught my attention, as I am no longer needed here. Otto and the others can handle the rest now that the hard part is done.

Maryanne Westers, Head Researcher Biologics Division.

Project Genetic Replication: Day 481.

That Maryanne. She just drops the project right in my lap and leaves to go to her human cloning program. Oh well. Time to move on to bigger and better things. Time to try something new. G has asked if it would be possible to add powers to pokemon. I told him yes, it would be possible. But we would need the DNA from a pokemon that was very powerful already. We would need Mew's DNA. G has promised to get it. I don't know how he plans to do that, nor do I care. But as soon as this research is complete, then I will take this in a whole new direction. Let Maryanne run to the lab in Las Vegas. She is not important anymore.

Otto Von Krueger, Head Researcher Biologics Divison.

Maryanne Westers. That was his mother's name. John had all kinds of questions. He sunk down on the ground. His mother was a part of the HA! John checked the dates on the reports. They were from 17 years ago. John sat there for a long time before he stood up. He put the reports in his bag. He returned Cinder and walked out, determined to get to the bottom of this. The next room was full of expensive looking equipment. He started to destroy it in a fit of rage. How had his own mother lied to him!?
 
(I don't mind and the room is the surgery room separate from the lab where they torture people and perform human experiments. Why it's kept separate I don't know.)

Israel and Earl heard a scream coming from where the grunt had led them, it was from a locked room with the label "Surgery." The door had one of those locking systems where you had to type in the password, "Alakazam use Focus Blast" said Israel, and Alakazam blasted a powerful ball of energy at the door obliterating it and creating an entrance. Upon entering the room Israel saw a man with a needle in his hand, "Ah Israel Mcfarline it is a treat that you make my acquaintance" Israel didn't let him finish, "Alakazam use Shadow Ball" he said and the Alakazam launched a shadowy sphere at Otto, but then a Porygon Z jumped out from nowhere and blocked the attack, "As I was saying my name is Otto Von Krueger and we shall meet again." The Porygon Z used teleport and teleported Otto to safety. Israel ran over to Yasumi, "Yasumi are you okay?" he asked. "Israel I think I'm dieinnnnn....." she slipped into unconsciousness, "Yasumi come on don't do this to me" pleaded Israel. "What are you doin boy? we need to get her to a hospital" said Earl with utmost urgency in his voice. Israel just nodded and Earl grabbed her and carried her because he was the bigger of the two. Israel knew something was up because of the low resistance that they received leaving the building, "They should have seen past our Psychic trick by now" he thought and he didn't realize what was going on until he went outside and there stood the Gentleman and the powerful Pokemon that had abducted him and Yasumi.

(OOC: Alright if you wan't to do the team battle now then John should come outside right now, but if you don't that's cool too, it's your call.)
 
John finished trashing the place and walked calmly out of there. He met a few grunts, and took them out with ease. Where was the challenge? Earl could have handled these fools! He took the elevator up and left the building, only to be confronted by the Gentlman. He immediately became angry again.
"What the heck do you want?! Come to ruin my life some more!?" he asked angrily as Shadow ran protectively out in front of him. He noticed that Israel and Earl were nearby with Yasumi.
 
The absol growled alittle turning to look away from Silver in a slight snobish manner, his red eyes narrowing at the other pokemon.

"Sol.." He growled out lowering his head at Silver scraping his rather sharp claws along the rooftop making slight marks on the concrete. "Sol!" He cried out again in challenge.

Kitten looked over to the Absol seeing something flash on it's face, was that.. Hatred? No it wouldn't be hatred.. If it was then why would it of helped them. With a soft grunt she hauled herself up off the ground and walked over summoning Doom by her side.

"Absol, if you like to battle face me and Doom.." She said somewhat in a dark tone. "I will not tollerate you barreling into someone who is already injured."
 
"How ironic that the two of you would be here to face me, my son and that piece of garbage that I can't seem to dispose of" said the Gentleman. "You just go on and on with that "I'm your father" crap don't you, well if you're really my father then you'll have no trouble beating me without that Pokemon will you?" said Israel challenging the Gentleman. "Do not worry Mewtwo will not be joining this battle" said the Gentleman. "So it's name is Mewtwo" thought Israel, "So what will you be using?" Israel asked. The Gentleman smiled and threw three Pokeballs into the air and out came a female Swampert, Blaziken, and Sceptile. Israel was in shock, this man went the distance to try and be like his father. "On a side note I don't think that I have anything to hide during this battle so now I will show my true face" said the Gentleman peeling off his mask and revealing the face of former Pokemon league champion Tydus Mcfarline.
 
"Like I care that you're the champion. This just gives me my chance to beat you now! Cinder! Aquanis! Shadow! Lets show this fool what happens when you cross me!" John shouted, hurling the two pokeballs. Cinder and Aquanis came out and stood next to Shadow, who had been out there snarling at Tydus.
"The first move is yours, Tydus!" John snarled angrily.
 
"Do you really believe that this moron is my father?" said Israel to John angrily. "Psst whatever" thought Israel, "alright you have your people I have mine" said Israel throwing three Pokeballs into the air and out of them came a Blaziken, Sceptile, and Swampert. "I'll start this off Swampert use Blizzard!!!! Sceptile Leaf storm!!!! and Blaziken use Rock slide!!! aim for the Pokemon that the move is strong against!!!" The attacks could only hit one Pokemon in a triple style battle. The attacks hit but did little damage because the opponents were in their 80's level wise, Israel hoped that John wouldn't be an idiot and would take advantage of the distraction.
 
Wow... Kitten's gonna battle? Great! Another chance to see her battle! Plus, she's against an Absol, so this could be an interesting battle. "You go Kitten!" Silver cheered her on.

Electro saw what was happening & ran to the side to see the battle. Who does he want to win? Duh, Absol! Of course he doesn't want Kitten to win! He's still gonna get revenge on her...after she LOSES her battle.

(Ooc: Cookie, you may post the whole battle until you catch Absol. Then we can be on our way.)
 
(Sweet)

Kitten looked at the Absol sadly before pulling her pony tail tighter, placing a hand on her hit looking at Doom with a ready smirk. There was a fire behind her eyes that she usually got when ever she battled.

"Hey, Doom you ready?" She asked stroking his head before turning to the Absol. "We won't loose!"

With those words the battle begun, both dark type pokemon having a stare downwhile circling the other. Doom was the first in with a snap at the Absol, though he didn't count on being swiped in the face as he latched ontothe Absols shoulder. The absol cried out in pain as he slashed at Doom with his claws using Shadow claw as his muscles started to tense around where Doom had sunk his sharp kanines into his flesh.

"Doom, release and get away from him! Then power up a shadow ball and use it like you would when Blitzhoof runs at you!!" Kitten couldn't help but let a smirk come to her face as she watched the pokemon.

"DOOM!" Snarled the houndoom as he used his back paws to shove Absol away while using his side as a launch pad jumping away from the pokemon as blood started to trickle onto the absol's white fur. As doom landed he spun lowering himself to the ground in and almost cat like way. His tail swished about as he gathered shadows around his mouth.

The absol cringed as he looked at his shoulder before snarling madley shadows swelling around his claws as he began to run full speed at Doom his claws clicking against the hard ground. Perfect opportunity, well for Doom atleast. He too began to run full speed at the Absol and as they were bout three meters away from one another Doom let the Shadow ball on it's course as he jumped into the air fire starting to build up in his mouth as he flew over the Absols head letting the incinerate smack right into his back.

"SOL!!" It cried out as it lept to aviod the shadowball raking its claws along Dooms underside only to be smashed back into it with an incinerate. "Sol.." It cringed getting back to it's paws slowly spitting out some blood. "Absol.."

Doom landed with a snarl of pain as his back arced as he surveyed what the absol had done, only to see six deep scratches along his belly and chest. Oh hell no he would NOT let that pokemon get away with that!

"Houndoom!" Doom snarled madley turning to his foe who seemed to be having more trouble getting back to his paws.

Kitten cringed at the two but saw the absol was weak and threw a heal-ball watching it absorb the pokemon into it as it slowly rocked on the ground.

One..

Two..

Three...

Click!

Doom snorted as he sat down looking away with a rather pleased yet smug look on his face, yeah this was his win and he was gonna live it up. He looked at Silver then at the other pokemon getting to his paws only to be hugged around his neck by Kitten.

"Oh Doom you did such a wonderfull job! You truely showed him not to mess with us boy!" Kitten cooed as she kissed his nose earning a irritated look from Doom along with a rather pleased one. "Now come on let me take a look.." She gestured to his under side.

"Dooooom!" He protested but was shot a look as he whined laying on his back as Kitten started to patch him up.
 
The battle was over, & it was tight! Silver ran over to Kitten as she was tending Doom's wounds.

"That was awesome! That Incinerate was off the bomb! I mean, it was so suspensful I almost wanted to jump in! Nice catch too!" He praises people too much. That's an issue. Silver kept on blabbling to Kitten about her battle, not seeming to stop.

Electro was disappointed that Kitten won. That Absol was weak. Why would she catch it anyway? Whatever. He'll get back at her soon, one way or another.
 
Kitten smiled to herself not used to so many complements, keeping her eyes on Doom as she finished spraying him with a super potion and placed bandages on the cuts.

"T-thanks Silver.. I-it wasn't anything really.. D-doom would always use that t-tactic a-at home w-when Blitzhoof was c-c-chasing him f-for s-scaring the hens.. T-though his incinerate would just k-keep her f-from jumping a-at him.."
 
"Whether he's ypur father or not, I really don't care. But if not, then that is his game. I don't make the rules. And if this is some kind of sick mockery, we'll know the truth when we beat the crap out of him and see if that's his real face!" John said. He ordered Cinder to use Flare Blitz on the Sceptile, Aquanis to hit the Blaziken, and Shadow to use Extrasensory on the Swampert. The attacks were very powerful, and John was very proud of his pokemon, but the trio didn't seem to be that injured.
"No freaking way!" John said angrily. He looked at Earl.
"Idiot! Get her out of here!" John said and he ran off with her to the hospital.
 
Now something concerned Silver. Blitzhoof. Who was that? He's gonna ask & find out who that Pokemon is.

"That got me curious. Who's Blitzhoof?" Silver was scratching his head waiting for her answer.

Sky went to Cookie, wanting to talk. "Vee ee?" He asked how Cookie met Kitten? Furball, she woke up from her nap & walked over to Kitten, cuddling towards her. She's always cheerful.

(Ooc: By the way Cookie, is Cookie the Growlithe a boy or girl?)
 
"You don't seem to know who you're dealing with" said the Gentleman, "Israel, I am your father and i'll prove it to you, do you remember my strategy for triple battles?" "Oh crap" thought Israel, "there is no way that this idiot has mastered the omniscient triple earthquake." "You know exactly what I'm talking about" said the Gentleman, "In triple battles moves that usually strike every opponent on the field strike only one Pokemon at a time, but I have trained my Pokemon to use an earthquake attack that hits each and everyone of the enemy's Pokemon without doing damage to my own, multiply it by three and you've got an attack that no Pokemon that can withstand except for the flying types like that Charizard, but believe me I have plans for it, but enough talk, Blaziken, Swampert, Sceptile use Earthquake!!!!!" Israel crossed his fingers, he had trained his Blaziken to deal with an earthquake attack, he didn't even have to give a command to the fire type in order for it to react, if all went according to plan Blaziken would counter the Earthquake attacks with double the damage it did to him, but in order for counter to work Blaziken had to have HP left over. The Blaziken did exactly what what Israel taught him to do and used all of his five rockslides at once to build a pile of sturdy stones that took most of the impact of the earthquakes shockwave, it wasn't enough to stop the attack however and the somewhat nerfed earthquake still hit Blaziken. Israel held his breath in anticipation, did it work? Suddenly the shockwave was reversed and hit all three of the Gentleman's Pokemon fainting them. "Yes!!!!! Suck on that!!!!" said Israel happy. Israel looked around and every Pokemon except his Blaziken and Cinder were fainted, "they're going to get one heck of a level bonus" thought Israel. "Amazing" said the Gentleman, "using pure strategy you effectively defeated three ultra powerful Pokemon with your Pokemon that are approximately 50 levels below them, too bad for you that this is just the beginning."
 
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