What is the stupidest question you have been asked?

Emo Kid Cloudé said:
Also, the most annoying question for me is: 'how r u?'
It's the same answer everytime, and half the time it's totally irrelevant to the conversation.
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That's exactly how I feel towards that question.

I can't really remember any really stupid questions being asked to me but I can remember one a boy I overheard ask. He asked "Omg... Where's my box of [INSERT LOLLY NAME]?". After that, he started to accuse all of his friends. The reason why this was a stupid question me was because I saw it fall out of his pocket and it fell down right next to his feet. >_>
 
Stupidest question I've ever been asked:

"Do you still love me?"

Yeah that's right, Danny. Yours qualifies as the stupidest question I've been been asked. Of course I love you! You're my true love and always will be <3
 
I got a call at work the other day & the guys says:

customer: What channel is channel 46 on?
me: *looks up his local channels* 46 is on 46
customer: Well what channel is 4 on?
me: 4 is on 4.
customer: What is the channel for CBS?
me: Your local CBS is on 46

What a moron XD
 
The question wasn't directed at me but just last week, I was in science class. We were discussing chromosomes and all that good stuff when this happens:

Boy: What's male and female?
1/2 of the class: You're an idiot!
Other 1/2: OMG!
Me: ...
 
This was on a tv show that I heard:

What's the capital of Turkey?

Gravy... (Stupidest answer ever.)

Someone once asked me: Do you have a pencil I could borrow? This was after I asked my teacher for a pencil, and they me ask the teacher for one. *sigh*

I may remember something more stupid and post it later.

Oh! Wait. I just remembered:

"What is your hair color?" They were looking right at me, and yes, they do have vision. They meant it, too.
 
My friend once asked me in math class how to turn off my calculator, I looked him over to make sure he was being serious, I could barely hold in my laughter as I told him that the calculator was solar powered. I thought it was very amusing at the time, and so did a bunch of the people beside us.
 
Stupidest question...

Those times I was asked why my username was a different color from the others. That was because I donated!! Other than that...
 
stupidest thing I ever heard was

???:Hey,do you smoke
Me:No
??? :HANDS

Stupidest Question
Can I have your milk
Ill breast feed you back
Me:omg :tired:

There all from *** people

And this was from me

Me:What time does the 8:00 bus come
Freind:At 9:00
 
A friend of my little brother asked me if it was funny to have glasses Oo
And my mom actually called me and asked "Where is the enter button?" >.<
 
I have lods but the stupidest have got to be :

"Are you gay?"
"What is WIFI?"
"Whats a nintendo event?
"If I put emerald near the wifi can i get deoxys?"

And the stupidest converstion has got to be:

"How do you spell WIFI?"

My awnser was: (In a wierd accent) "Go get ther pearl and look at the corner retard!"

"Whats a retard?"

My awnser: "Look in the mirror"
 
Oh boy, here's a memory...back at my old highschool
Ok we were in football practice and I was slated to start in Friday's game.
So one of the linebackers a good friend of mine, Jack, come up to me and asks

"Hey Ryan, could you throw a lot of picks (interceptions) to me so I can start the game"
now i'm a nice guy, but if I threw 5 interceptions on purpose, then not factoring in my true accidents, do ya think I'd be starting the game?

That was one of the stupidest question i've been asked, the next closet one is "Ryan, can I borrow your project?" HECK NAW! T_T worked all week on it!
 
I was at one of the fancy hotels and there was those automatic rotating doors.. and I overheard a little kid say, "Does you push or pull the door?"

Although it's just a little kid.. about 3 or something.. lawl!
 
The stupidest question that I heared was:

So I heard a rumor that pokemon was actually invented by Hitler. He apparently used it as a fun way to spread his propaganda. Is there any truth to this?

LOL.
I mean, who the hell told you that?
Everyone knows that pokemon were invented by Staljin.
xD
(I'm joking of course)
 
Yugioh card:
Q: "Can I nullify your Heavy Storm with Mystical Space Typhoon?"
A: "Counter-Traps are looking at your direction and crying manly tears"

Cooking:
Q: "Why do I need to cook the onion first?"
A: "Because they take time to cook compared to cabbages"

Two recent questions, both from mysister.
 
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