What pokemon would you eat?

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    If you were forced to eat a pokemon but had the choice to pick, which one would you pick to eat? I would probable pick torchic. It's like chicken, and it practically fries itself..
    :19: MmMmMmMmM Torchic..
     
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    I don't trust slowpoke, they let anything clamp onto their tails and don't even take note of it..
     
    Ineresting question. o_o I would eat a Stantler. <3 I love deer, and so that sounds really good. O__o;
     
    Tch. I have a death wish so I'm sayin' Muk! XD
     
    Wow.. interesting.. XD

    I'd say Seedot. Acorn!
     
    kohei said:
    Ditto would be nice. I think it would be grape flavour.
    What the?

    I would like to eat Corphish, Crawdaunt, Shellder, Cloyster, Remoraid etc.
    But not Magikarp coz in the TV show, Team Rocket tried to eat one remember? It was really hard.
     
    I would eat a Pidgey or a Miltank. But the most delicious is probably Muk XD

    ~DL~
     
    Y'know, they should make a pokemon that IS food..like giant chocalate cake pokemon called "Chocochoco"..lol..I would eat it..
     
    This is a really disturbing topic...you all realize that, right!??

    BUT, if I had to choose, I'd choose Magikarp, since I couldn't ever eat it, so I wouldn't eat any of them.
     
    Yeah it is disturbing, but a fun and interesting topic...anyway next on my food list would be tentacruel..it would be like squid...even though I don't eat seafood..
     
    I would eat a Pikachu. Yep, skewered on an open fire. Nicely cooked to a natural, shiny brown, drizzled in its own jucies. Mmm... That sounds kind of good! Maybe have some potato salad and corn? Oh yes.
     
    I would eat Lapras--it has always been my desire to eat the meat of an endangered animal, but an endangered pokemon would do in this case. Despite the fact that it is seafaring, it looks to be a mammal, and mammal meat > fish flesh. No one these days sees through the lies of the anti-whaling lobby these days to the truth that there are many plentiful and delicious types of whales; they're a delicacy in many cultures on many continents, and more of a gourmet item now that they're hard to attain. Lapras is not a whale, but I'm sure that it would taste like one, but even with a bit of a different edge to it--no other pokemon could taste exactly like Lapras (which is why I choose it over Wailord), so that would be the one for me.
     
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