Diglett 032 waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There were viruses in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now
for years. His warnings to Kernel NTOSKRNL were not listenend to and now it was too
late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Diglett 032 was a browser for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
browsers and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY VIRUSES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But
now in the operating system base of the UAC he knew there were viruses.
"This is NTOSKRNL" the error message crackered. "You must fight the viruses!"
So Diglett 032 gotted his anti-virus and blew up the firewall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the viruses
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberviruses and he fired the virus missiles. Diglett 032
anti-virused at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the viruses" he shouted
The radio said "No, Diglett 032. You are the viruses"
And then Diglett 032 was Internet Explorer.
I wanted to go with "I want to be Internet Explorer daddy" and "And then Diglett 032 was a popup," but it wouldn't fit with what he said. :(
Also, you IE users should try the new Chrome Frame that Google released. Supposedly it makes things safer and faster (well, Microsoft says it makes things less safe, but Google says it makes things more safe).
Give it a try and tell me if things are any better.