*Talks like Donkey from Shrek 2*
Man, where do I begin!?
Hehe...
When I was about 5 or so, my mom took me to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping. As she was pushing me down an aisle in the cart, I noticed some kind of candy called "Bubblegum Fries." Really interested in it, I politely asked my mom if we could buy it (Works every time, hehe) so I could try it out. She nodded, and let me take it from the shelf. As we continued our errands in another store, I brought it along eating while we walked around. The fries were fairly hard to chew, and I started wondering whether I could chew all of them at the same time. Curious, I took them all out of the container and threw it away, stuffing them all in my mouth (And there was a lot inside). I tried to chew them, but they were too hard altogether to move my mouth. To make matters worse, I jammed so much in my mouth I couldn't even take them out and tell my mom about it. She ended up figuring out about it later though, when I began trying to talk in sign language, so she helped me yank it out when we got to a bathroom.
Worst of all, the fries weren't even that good, hehe...