What's your catch phrase?

I don't really think I have a catch phrase other than:

"You just got merked."

It's like saying someone got burned or insulted, but it's in a more light-hearted manner, which sort of fits me, seeing as I'm a light-hearted guy.
 
My basketball terms have become a bit odd lately ^^:

"You just got sexed." (means you got crossed over)

"You just got raped." (means the same thing as above)

"My skills are nasty." (means I'm WAY better than you XD)

"My jimmy is like water." (my jump shot won't miss or touch the backboard)
 
Recently, I started saying "THAT'S RACIST" to make people feel uncomfortable. Very funny.

But a real catchphrase? I don't know off hand.
 
I neither have, nor need a catch phrase. Offline, that is.

Online, you can always see me saying "Haha" or "woah," but those are hardly catchphrases.
 
I guess my catch phrases would be:

Shut up before I betch slap the dumb outta you!(SHOES!)
I would If I could but I can't
It's not you, it's me/ okay it's you
 
"This is so surrealist"
I say it almost in each crazy situation XD
I ssay it so much that, each time someone else says it, my friends glare at me XD
 
Mine is probably mostly these

-Meepers!
-what the freak?
-ernm..
-Wottles- (edit word. Former word..Wootles)
-Rawrhawramawr (madeup word)

Yesh these are my catchy phrases o.O wottles for catchy phrases
 
I read all the catch prases of this thread trying to remember my own ones x]] I think there's two kinds of catch phrases: the ones for nice people and the ones for plain stupid jerks.

For nice people!
"Pffffffffff, relax. Look, the day is beautiful" - this one can work even if it's raining or whatever.. then it gets funny xBB *bad joke*
"[insert here any jokes/bad jokes that come to mind]"
"Can you lend me a pen? PLEASE? PLEASE! Pretty please *--*"
"..., you know, ...., and, you know ... You know, right?" - lots of "you knows"
"Like..., I mean, like... no, like... I mean..." - lots of "likes" and "I means"
" I love you. Thanks for the pen/whatever I borrow from you. Thanks A LOT. Really! God will reward you someday."

For plain stupid jerks
"Get a life. Dumbass."
"You mean that I AM STUPID? Look at the size of your ears, you Dumbo!" *walks away while the person tries to see the size of the ears.*
"You say that she is ugly? Com'on, you burn my eyes. OUCH! OUUUCHH, GET OUT OF HEREE! QUICK!"
Boring person: - Then while I was feeding my shrimp, he said..
Me with scared face: ZOMG, a cockroach!
Boring person: WHERE?!
Me: *run away*

hihihihaihaiah.
you know, i'm a pretty funny person x]]]
 
I have a few I say when I am offline/online. Here they are:

"What the freak?!"
"That/This blows!"
"That/This sucks!"
"Aww man, come on now"
"Yay! Alright!"
"Awesomeness!"
"Coolness!"
"Oh no you didn't!"
"Huh, what?!"
"What is this thingy?(haven't say that in a long time. XD)
"Huh? You got to be kidding me!"
"Omg! You got to be kidding me!"
"Are you for real?!"
"Dang it!"

That is all I got so far. I know I will think of more soon. XD
 
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[Super-super-super-etc.-]spiffy
Awesomesauce

I have a fairly limited vocabulary offline. Mainly consists of saying things a) suck b) are spiffy/awesomesauce.
 
what about noob!!!
douchbag!!!
quefstain!!
are those phrases?
(please i don't want to offend anyone)
 
"Bugger that" is a favorite of mine, currently.

Another common one is "catchphrases are gay" but it's not nearly as interesting.
 
"That's awesome."

I really don't know why, but that's pretty much my response to everyone who wants some kind of reaction from me to some great news of theirs when I don't care. D:
 
Probably:

- XPP (If anyone else uses this, they stoleth it from me!)
- ZOMG (Don't use it so much anymore as its become increasingly popular for others now)


Other than that, I don't really use catch phrases when I'm speaking, I suppose I don't like repeating myself an awful lot.
 
I say 'smartickle' a lot. I say that to people who do dumb things, but I call them smart anyways. =P
Another one I use even more is a long 'hey.' The 'eh' sound is stretched out but I say it in a catchy way. (It's hard to describe over the internet)
Those two things are basically the only catchphrases I have. And on the internet I don't really use catchphrases. D:
 
I have many! :D

-I'm a GIRL!
-(when I come out of the bathroom) I missed!
-Wild animals!!
-CHICKENS!!!
-Ew. D:
-Pedophile!
-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-That's nice. Just wonderful.
-Peep! :3
-Grandma, get yo PRUNE JUICE!!!

Yeah. Mine are strange and can be yelled at random times. :D
 
XD Oh god. Where do I start.
"Shine On!"
"Sanctus Gloria"
"WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?"
"PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT REALEASE!"
"Google It"
"Jesus In A Pita"
"Christ On A Pony"
"When Life Gives You Lemons, Find A Cheerleader With A Papercut"
"You Fail..."
"Be A Good Puppy"
"What Did You Learn?"
"Roflcopter"
"That Makes Me Want To Gouge Out Little Childrens Eyes With Sporks"
"Your Right, My Beaver Was Totally Exposed" (Stolen from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged)
"Blondes May Have More Fun, But Brunettes Are The Ones Who Will Be Making Major Money With A REAL Job When They Leave High School. Not Working At Hooters."
 
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