What's your favorite jokes?

WARNING IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY BLONDE JOKES DO NOT READ! D:<

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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I rather silly but also more serious. I don't like jokes because most tend to suck and actually end up not being funny. Pranks on the other hand hmmmmm.....
 
I like jokes and pranks, but I don't do them. I really stink at telling jokes, and I am not a good prankster either.
 
I'm a generally serious person not fond of jokes and the like, but circumstantial humour seems to be what ironically makes me the funniest person I know. It's probably because of my serious nature, really... However it's not something examples are easy to make of, being so dynamic, and the stuff of inside jokes — "you have to have been there".
 
インフェルノの津波 said:
Post them here!(Yutohru or whatever, if this belongs in OT okay)

Mine:

A military sergeant is on a plane with other lieutenants because they are preforming a parachute test. The sergeant sees one lieutenant shaking, so he asked

"Scared lieutenant?"
"Apprehensive, sir."
"What's the difference?"
"It means I'm scared, but with a university education."

Next

A grandson staying over at his grandfather's house is looking through his old military photos and asks, "What's this costume?" He was pointing to a man wearing navy blues.

"That's not a costume, kid. Men have died for that uniform." His grandfather growls.

"So you stole it then?"

Next

My father is so awesome, he can go outside for years and come back with a new mommy!(Corny)

And now your turn.
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Chad - said:
So, do you guys like to tell jokes? If so, post your jokes here if you want. And do you like to make pranks on random people? What are some of them? xD OR are you the serious type?

I know I do!
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インフェルノの津波 said:
And I'm not telling one.

Do you tell them, or does anyone you know does? What're your opinions on them?

Me, I think dirty jokes means

A) You have a seriously messed up mind
B) You've actually took serious thought into making this disgusting joke?
C) If you've wanted to annoy me or disgust me, congrats, you just have.
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