What's your favorite jokes?

ChaoSong said:
Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're not.
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That's what she said.

I only like dirty jokes if they aren't repeated, original dirty jokes are far better.

I can make a hell of a lot of that's what she said jokes out of this thread.
I'll do it later in a spoiler.
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I seriously have always though New Yorkers were known for dirty jokes. Almost EVERYONE I know says them. Sadly enough, I'm no different. ;; As for my thoughts about them. Indifferent, really.
 
Sometimes the joke can be funny, and sometimes it is just inappropriate. Funny is just funny.
 
donavannj said:
If you didn't notice, I said a single dirty joke. I implied it to most likely be a fairly tame dirty joke - I know, I know, that's an oxymoron to many, but I'm talking relatively here. And I didn't say I favor dirty jokes over any other kind of joke, since my personal favorites tend to be too nerdy for the non-geek.

And you imply that not being able to laugh at a single dirty joke is the only way to have a sense of decency, which is wholly not true. Dirty jokes cover a broad spectrum of uncleanliness. It could literally be a joke about a person covered with dirt or grime, and I'd still call it a dirty joke. (b'-')b
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1) I didn't say you favoured dirty jokes over other kinds of jokes.

2) Any dirty joke is still a dirty joke, tame or not, single or not.

3) The commonly accepted definition of a dirty joke is one that is rude or offensive and quite frankly I don't see how anyone can have a sense of decency while finding those funny (again, I don't see any humour in them, don't see why they make people laugh and many people can back me up on this). You won't find many people who think dirty jokes are just about literal dirt or grime, unless perhaps it's a poop joke.
 
Beechlgz said:
3) The commonly accepted definition of a dirty joke is one that is rude or offensive and quite frankly I don't see how anyone can have a sense of decency while finding those funny (again, I don't see any humour in them, don't see why they make people laugh and many people can back me up on this). You won't find many people who think dirty jokes are just about literal dirt or grime, unless perhaps it's a poop joke.
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I was rather bewildered at what you meant, reading through this thread earlier on. I think you'll find to most people, nowadays at least and maybe more the younger generations, dirty jokes are generally lascivious, sexual innuendo. Offensive things will usually be called more directly by what they are — sexist, racist, et alia.
 
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Beechlgz said:
1) I didn't say you favoured dirty jokes over other kinds of jokes.

2) Any dirty joke is still a dirty joke, tame or not, single or not.

3) The commonly accepted definition of a dirty joke is one that is rude or offensive and quite frankly I don't see how anyone can have a sense of decency while finding those funny (again, I don't see any humour in them, don't see why they make people laugh and many people can back me up on this). You won't find many people who think dirty jokes are just about literal dirt or grime, unless perhaps it's a poop joke.
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If you don't appreciate the humor, that's understandable, but I think calling anyone who finds them funny "indecent" is a bit over the top. Some people just have a different sense of humor, that hardly makes them indecent. So long as they're enjoying themselves, I don't see any problem with it.
 
Cassino said:
lascivious, sexual innuendo.
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You will also see I said rude too. Aren't those rude?

Anyway, twocows, no I have to disagree. IMO, nobody really has a fully developed sense of decency, not even me. We all have a sense of decency on varying levels, but to declare crude, rude and offensive humour points to a lack of development in decency.

I will not judge, maybe I have been harsh. If you (as in anyone) enjoy that humour in your own time and space well that's none of my business, though I still feel that they are not harmless, it's not my right to infringe on free will. My main gripe is with those who publicly announce that those who can't laugh at dirty jokes are "too uptight" or lack any sense of humour as if there is something wrong with disliking dirty humour, or bellow out dirty jokes expecting everyone to laugh and then get upset when some of us aren't impressed.
 
I love dirty jokes. Not tame ones though, I just think the really tame ones are too cheesy for me. I love witty one liners, I love dirty one liners but most of all I love sick jokes.
I used to love sick jokes that would shock you to the point you couldn't believe someone actually sat and made that joke up.
But now I've used the website "Sickipedia" so much that I've become numb to sick jokes, I still find them funny but none of them affect me anymore.

As for people who don't like dirty jokes, that's fine. Not everyone has the same sense of humour.
 
Beechlgz said:
You will also see I said rude too. Aren't those rude?

Anyway, twocows, no I have to disagree. IMO, nobody really has a fully developed sense of decency, not even me. We all have a sense of decency on varying levels, but to declare crude, rude and offensive humour points to a lack of development in decency.

I will not judge, maybe I have been harsh. If you (as in anyone) enjoy that humour in your own time and space well that's none of my business, though I still feel that they are not harmless, it's not my right to infringe on free will. My main gripe is with those who publicly announce that those who can't laugh at dirty jokes are "too uptight" or lack any sense of humour as if there is something wrong with disliking dirty humour, or bellow out dirty jokes expecting everyone to laugh and then get upset when some of us aren't impressed.
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I think perhaps you have a different definition of decency than me, and it's one that I don't see as desirable.
 
Beechlgz said:
I will not judge, maybe I have been harsh. If you (as in anyone) enjoy that humour in your own time and space well that's none of my business, though I still feel that they are not harmless, it's not my right to infringe on free will. My main gripe is with those who publicly announce that those who can't laugh at dirty jokes are "too uptight" or lack any sense of humour as if there is something wrong with disliking dirty humour, or bellow out dirty jokes expecting everyone to laugh and then get upset when some of us aren't impressed.
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As I've stated before, a "dirty" joke can merely involve dirt, if you have a definition as broad as mine. It's actually one of the best "dirty" jokes I've heard in my life, but I haven't heard it in a couple years, so I Googled for a variant:

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud.

You wanna hear a dirtier joke?

He got back up and fell back down.



Apparently there's more to it than the bit I've heard, though, which is the above four lines, depending on the variant.
 
I laugh at naughty jokes because I know too much. =X
In theory I just about despise them, but when they're actually funny I can't help but enjoy them.
Where I come from a bunch of minorities are Acceptable Targets as long as it's in somewhat good taste.
 
Hmm, yeaahhhh.. I love dirty jokes. I crack them entirely too often. >__>

Then again, so do most of my friends, especially the guys.
Most of my female friends just laugh at them, but don't tell their own.

Granted, I do think theirs such a thing as tact, and a right and wrong place to tell jokes of that nature.

When you're sitting at home with a friend or two, all's fair.


Now, in public.. it's not something I do too often. If at all.
 
I tell them. ALL THE TIME. There's not a day when I'm with my friends that I won't tell a dirty joke or turn a seemingly innocent phrase into a dirty joke. There have been many times where both girl and guy alike have looked at me as the creepy perverted kid in Year 10 who knew too much. Though I'd say that my dirty mind doesn't come close to some of the things I've heard from others.
 
Pranks and Jokes.

So, do you guys like to tell jokes? If so, post your jokes here if you want. And do you like to make pranks on random people? What are some of them? xD OR are you the serious type?

I know I do!
 
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Drunken guy walked to his house, with a pig under his armpit.
He reached the door, and rang the doorbell. His wife opened, and he said:
- "Honey, do you remember about this pig, that you betrayed?"
His wife:
- "But honey, I forgot about tha-"
Guy: "Shut up, I'm not talking to you"

Yeah yeah, not funny, it's hard to translate it.

Anyway, I'm rather serious person. Don't like joking around.
 
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