Opposite Day
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Why is audino so rare?
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Come to think of it, you know that Audino is like the most elusive pokemon ever, right? You can't really find it by ordinary methods, you have to lay in wait (or rather, move a lot back and forth, but the process still requires time and effort which is what I am getting at), and eventually, with any luck it shows up in those lovely white and pink colors.
We all know that pokemon are all about survival of the fittest, which is why eventually reached the conclusion to change their ways and evolve in order to survive. Why is it then, that Audino is so rare, as it clearly is rather well-shaped and all?
I was wondering about this in my normal-every day ways while hanging out on the chat when suddenly the subject of eyes turned up.
... and then all the pieces matched.<Forever> my eyes are green
<Sewaddle> My eyes are gray-blue.
<Lala> my eyes should be pink
What would pink eyes otherwise equal? A lack of pigment in the skin, usually reflecting itself in a white/pink skin-tone, making you very vulnerable to the rays of the sun, in other words, if this happened to you, be prepared to stay inside for a good while, as the sun will murder you.
Oh, and then there is the name. What skin condition has a name that sounds extremely similar to the name Audino?
Yeah, you guessed it right. Everyone welcome Audino, the Albino pokemon. This is why it has the bland color scheme it has, this is why it spends a lot of time hidden in tall grass due to the sun damaging it if it ever decides to stop hiding, this is why it carries oran and sitrus berries to heal hp lost from sun damage, this is why it is so damned rare.
No wonder it is visible from the outside when running up and down in front of grass unlike other pokemon, it doesn't blend in with its "natural surroundings" at all.
..regardless, what do you think of this theory? Oh, and if you have any similar "EUREKA" moments pray tell about it, that'd be wonderful.
yes I know audino has blue eyes but it could be wearing lenses ok
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