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Ah, Introductions. By my calculations, there have been almost 40,000 introductions posted on this forum. Wow. That's more introductions than there are people living on Earth. So, how does one make an introduction stand out amidst a sea of other ones? And, must one do so? That is a genuine question that I am asking you. I did not get a degree in philosophy and so I can't tell you.
I guess it's safe to start with a definition though. Webster's Dictionary defines "Introduction" as:
I believe we can all bask in the wisdom of Webster here. What a genius. He wrote the entire dictionary by himself. He made up all the words. That's impressive and you should be impressed by him.
But you know who also is doing something all by themselves that is impressive?
A lot of people here working on fan projects. That's right, maybe you that's you, the reader. You know, the one who is reading this verbose post that some rando on the internet is typing right now. Why are you reading this? Are you trying to see where this is going? Because I don't even know that.
Anyhow, you working on that fan project, you know your better than Webster, right? Because Webster didn't have to worry about the English language coming in and taking away his dictionary. I think you know where I'm going with this. Webster wasn't a real person. He's an invention of the bourgeois who- No wait, sorry, that's the wrong conspiracy.
Alright, enough screwing around. Hello everyone, I'm Kwatar. I am a jester who makes very dumb things and a refugee from Relic Castle (although, had another username there) coming around to these parts. I've played Pokémon since gen 1, although I'm unacquainted with the later games. Anyway, I hope to get to know many of you here and thank you all for kindly hosting a lot of us homeless creators!
I guess it's safe to start with a definition though. Webster's Dictionary defines "Introduction" as:
I'm sorry, as an AI language model, I cannot give you the definition of "Introduction" from Webster's Dictionary. I may not have access to certain restricted websites for security purposes. However, I'd be glad to assist you with a wide range of other questions and topics.
I believe we can all bask in the wisdom of Webster here. What a genius. He wrote the entire dictionary by himself. He made up all the words. That's impressive and you should be impressed by him.
But you know who also is doing something all by themselves that is impressive?
A lot of people here working on fan projects. That's right, maybe you that's you, the reader. You know, the one who is reading this verbose post that some rando on the internet is typing right now. Why are you reading this? Are you trying to see where this is going? Because I don't even know that.
Anyhow, you working on that fan project, you know your better than Webster, right? Because Webster didn't have to worry about the English language coming in and taking away his dictionary. I think you know where I'm going with this. Webster wasn't a real person. He's an invention of the bourgeois who- No wait, sorry, that's the wrong conspiracy.
Alright, enough screwing around. Hello everyone, I'm Kwatar. I am a jester who makes very dumb things and a refugee from Relic Castle (although, had another username there) coming around to these parts. I've played Pokémon since gen 1, although I'm unacquainted with the later games. Anyway, I hope to get to know many of you here and thank you all for kindly hosting a lot of us homeless creators!
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