"You have no gym badges? You must be a total noob!"

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    Yeah, as that guy in Oreburgh City mentions in Diamond and Pearl, that if you have no badges by the time you arrive in a city with the first gym with no badges, that you must be a "total noob", and that you couldn't beat anyone. So what about you?

    Through playing Pokemon, do you have any noob moments?

    I have a noob moment, back when I was playing Pokemon Stadium. It was one of the Rocket Grunts I was up against, who had a Nidoqueen against my Zapdos. I kept using Thunderbolt against it, wondering why it wouldn't work at all. I just assumed I could keep going until I hit her, but then later on in life, I learnt that you can't hit Groud types with Electric moves. -__-
     
    In Sapphire, I used Swampert's Mud Shot against a Koffing, not knowing that it had Levitate as an ability.
     
    My recent Noob moment was when I walked into the Elite Four room with only my Wooper and I hadn't saved it for a while.

    When I first played Pokemon Yellow I put Pikachu and against Onix, not knowing that Electric moves were useless. I kept spamming thundeshock.
     
    Two noob moments, both in Silver. (This was shortly after it was released.) First, I found a shiny Krabby. Now, I'd been regaled with tale after tale of game-destroying glitches in the first gen, so I thought this was a glitched Krabby, and in a panic I killed it. Not until MUCH later did I learn exactly what I did. -_-;

    Second one came much later, after I beat the E4 for the first time. I was going back and finding items I'd missed, and I was in an area where the levels were 2-5ish. Naturally, I encountered Raikou there. Now, I'd never seen a Raikou before. It had been long enough since Ecruteak that I didn't recognize the name. It was uglier than sin (Look at the Silver sprite if you don't believe me... it's disgusting....) and it was more than 30 levels higher than the normal Pokemon there. My child mind naturally assumed I'd found a glitch, and it'd be a bad, bad thing to catch it. >.< So I killed it. And then went through my Pokedex and found the entry...... and saw that there weren't any more.... I just about cried.
     
    Before I realised Chinchou/Lanturn's ability, I kept trying to Thunderbolt my way to victory, only for nothing to happen. Of course, when I got a Lanturn, it turned out to be the best thing ever due to other people making the same nooby mistakes I did! Hooray for crappy AI!
     
    Yesterday I tried to use Focus Blast on a Jellicent. It missed 4 times in a row, and the 5th time it said "It doesn't effect Jellicent..." ;_;
     
    In my yellow version, I fought with Giovanni's Rhydon with my Pikachu. Thinking that I might kill Rhydon off with a Thunder since Pikachu can do it in the anime, I ended up as an idiot knowing that there's no common sense in the anime.
     
    Tryed to poison a steelix lol, epic fail.
     
    When RSE was first released, I always wondered why I could destroy Haunter with Earthquake in the Gameboy games but not the new ones.

    It took me a few years to learn about abilities.
     
    In white I though the blue frillishes were shinies. I had only encountered the pink female ones so when I saw it I freaked out and went berserk. After 3 more appeared I figured out it was just the male ones that are blue and that they're not shiny
     
    LOL; these stories are funny - especially the "accidental Shiny Pokemon KO" ones. :cer_laugh: IIRC, my recent one was trying to use an Articuno to Mind Reader+Sheer Cold a Shuckle in Emerald's Battle Tower. Stupid Sturdy ability. Isn't the Rock-type and monstrous Defense and Special Defense enough?! :cer_pissed:
     
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    Pokemon Yellow. Never beat Brock as a kid. Why? Didn't bother to read that Thundershock didn't effect Ground types. 8D
     
    Well, there was that one time where I killed a shiny Diglett with no regard. How stupid I was... ><

    Plus my Charizard had only Fire-type moves. Said moves were all attack moves. I also tried to defeat a Magnemite with a Pidgeot. That didn't work out too well...

    And I killed Articuno. :D That was a dumb idea. I later thought I would find it again in Cerulean Cave. I didn't. :(
     
    Using Tackle/Bite during my first SEVERAL encounters with Magnemite in Silver before finally realizing it was now part Steel.
     
    My first noob moment was in Pokemon Yellow, so I shouldn't actually need to explain further, you should all get it straight away.
     
    Yeah when I was a kid and I was playing my FireRed game I came across a . Me thinking OMG ITS YELLOW... It Must Die! I never did realise it was shiny till i thought over it about a year ago. I almost cried.
     
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