TornZero
Resident Yuri-ism Cult Leader
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- In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
- Seen Sep 10, 2013
I'll take care of that immediately!
I took care of it.
"I'm getting out of here," I declared with a hearty vigor.
"What if there is a teacher keeping watch?" Elise replied. "You may not be able to just open the door and leave."
I stared blankly at Elise, briefly wondering why she was this silly, thinking I would use something so archaic as a "door". I simply ignored it, bounding out the (not yet opened) window, descending to the grass below at disappointing speeds — I should've gone faster.
"Hey, did you know the second floor causes back pain?" Calling out the obvious, I looked up to the room I'd ever-so-gracefully escaped, lying on my back in... well, pain. "Also, broken glass hurts!"
"Y'know what?" I asked of the students watching. "I think I'll just take a quick nap right here. Nobody... nobody move me."
I took care of it.