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Sapphire Titan

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    From As told by Ginger:

    "[on stealing] I consider it borrowing without asking with no intention of ever giving it back!"
     

    RoxasOld

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    i got some more quotes!

    "They got secret pocjets with phones in them!"~ Guy(Firgot who it was) from Dude, Where's My Car

    "Oro?"~ Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin

    Kaoru: How old are you?
    Kenshin: How old, indeed?

    :laugh: ...it's funny....dont u get it? Kaoru asked Kenshin for his age and he didnt know.....still dont get it? KENSHIN DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIS OWN AGE!!! :laugh:
     
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    RoxasOld

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    ooo VICE CITY!! i forgot about that!

    "He would've made a fine American. I'll cry when i stop killing." :laugh: thats from vice city. it's sapposed to be a commercial for a movie on one of the radio stations. but i forgot which one.
     

    John Denver

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    • "The great thing about today's society is you can sue anyone for pretty much anything and you'll probably win! Or at least get a settlement."
    ~Vice City

    BOO ya!
     
    Frostweaver

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    • Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
    ~Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

    *from one of Frosty's favorite book ^_^;*
     

    John Denver

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    • heh, thas a goodin

    "My grandmother died when she was 104 years old. We went up to her funeral and some idiot asked me, "Hey howed she die?" How'd she die?? She was 104 years old! She crashed her harley running over 20 wheelchairs...what do you mean how'd she die."
    ~Larry the cable guy

    BOO ya!
     

    Sapphire Titan

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    Teacher: In today's lab[experiment]...
    Kid: We're gonna make zygotes!
    Teacher: [looking at him strangely]...uhhh, I could actually get arrested for that....
    Kid: [turns extremely red as entire class laughs at him]

    -true story! I was there!
     

    John Denver

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    • hmmm...I don't get it...dangit...sounds funny

    "A big promotion is just around the corner FOR SOMEONE MUCH MORE TALNETED THAN YOU!"
    ~Wierd Al Yankovic

    BOO ya!
     

    DragonTrainer

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    Lol, this one's funny

    "I was walking in the pet store the other day.This guy offered me a water purifier for dogs.A water purifier for dogs.Heck, my dog just ate a turd 10 minutes ago, got a turd purifier?"
    Larry the cable guy
     

    Sapphire Titan

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    Newsflash: A Zygote is the first stage of an embryo, aka when the sperm has just met the egg.


    {Read my previous post....^ up there......that means YOU frostweaver! }
     
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    • ... *knew what the zygote is but... still doesn't get what's so funny... just a statement* =/

    *is dense*
     

    RoxasOld

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    :laugh: u dont get it!? i cant beleive the kid said that.... :laugh: .....it's really funny...... *stares at everyone* what? it's not my fault that i understand it and u dont.

    Larry: What's your name?
    Cable Guy: The name's Ricardo......Ricky Ricardo...heh heh heh
    ~from The Cable Guy


    Who ever smelt it delt it~ Ash from Pokemon (it sound funnier when he says it)
     

    Muffin Man

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    MAY YOUR LIFE BE LONG AND USEFUL LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER- fortune cookie
     

    RoxasOld

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    here are quotes from Fairly Odd Parent when Timmy found out that the rich kid also had fairy god parents....heehee....

    Gorgan Vonstrangle: The hansmoe fairy has failed!
    Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
    Gorgan Vonstrangle: *looks at crowd nervously* But he is still very sexy!!
    Crowd: YAY!!!
    :laugh: that is the funniest thing ever from Fairly Odd Parents

    this is from the same episode:
    Rich Kid: Hey little buddy!hmmmm... you seem very familar, like a long lost friend! but i'll eat you anyway!
    Wanda's Ex Boyfriend: NOOO!!! I'm too sexy to be eaten!
     

    Sapphire Titan

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    Me: Look! I wrapped my Latin book in Christmas wrap cuz I didn't have a book cover!
    Friend: Why did u do that?
    Me: Hey; It was either this or "Happy Birthday Grandma"!
     

    Hanatori

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    • Haha, poor Wandisimo. I didn't think he was sexy, though. =P I don't think anyone's sexy. XD

    Now, for a couple of random quotes...

    "We're the band of Diglett thieves known as the band of Diglett thieves!" ~Diglett thief, Pokemon

    "She can violate my rights anytime!" ~Brock, Pokemon

    I would add a quote from Home Movies about Septopus, the giant monster with seven testi-- I mean, tentacles... *bursts into laughter*... but I'd rather not. ^^;;;;
     

    PokeAMan

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    • There is no present there is only the immediate future and the recent past.

    After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

    The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

    Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

    Are these quotes okay?
     
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