Your funny quotes...

[DragonTrainer]

Nah, I think I'll just post instead :P

 

[22sa]

Heh, posting? Who said anything about posting? ^^' :P

 

[DragonTrainer]

I dunno, the 2 guys in the back of my head :P

 

[22sa]

Ohhhh..... You litsen to those 2 guys? :D :P

 

[DragonTrainer]

Ye, they are my leaders!Don't you have them?

 

[22sa]

No, I've only found 1 of them. =P

 

[Allstories]

If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I'd be a Canadian. :)

 

[22sa]

That one would've been something if used 2 years earlier. The only reason the US dollar hasn't dropped to like 0.95:1.00 from 0.61:1.00 versus the Canadian Dollar is because of Asian Pacific countries buysing massive amounts of American dollars to save their exports.

 

[RoxasOld]

time for one of the funniest things that was ever said at school. this happened during english classm when my friends asked a stupid question.
NOTE: My friend is Marco

Marco: Why do you have rinckles?
Teacher: Because I looked at you, Marco

:laugh: this really happened at school

 

[John Denver]

*chuckle chuckle*

hmm, what happened at my school eh? Lemme think... I know! It wasn't at school but old people said it...

Man A: Didga hear what happened in texas, this woman got cut into pieces by her husband!
Man B: really...?
Man A: He only got a misdemeanor for it...
Man B: really...?
Man A: Yeah, apparently cutting a person to pieces is a misdemeanor in Texas

Well I thougt it was funny (pouts off)

is there a BOO YA!?

 

[Kyosuke]

Here is a quote from the Simspons which is pretty funny :P.

Homer: Remember that time when I took that wine making course and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: Thats because you were drunk!

Homer: And how!

 

[^^NICK^^ v.2.0]

"What does a grandmom and you make? A Grandpapa!"- my corny sister

 

[LanceLite]

hm.. here u go- some really nice quotes

bna_li: I FAILED MY SPELLING TEST! UNPOSSIBLE!!!

LanceLite: We all thought it was her who "gassed out"* but it took us an entire minute to figure it out the real thing.

Prof.Oak: A Pokemon's personality changes with its trainer, and the trainer with his or her Pokemon!
Ash: Your right Professor! Thats a great example of Misty and Psyduck!!!

22sa: ~~kimi~~sae... ~~ireba-...

22sa: Love may exist for years and then one day it hits home!

LanceLite: What do you say when you see a dumb alien? You say "its official, there is no intelligent life in space"!

YAY! I STOLE EVERYONE'S SIGS!!! *gets chased by everyone for the sigs* Hey wait *screech halt* I didn't steal my and Ash/Oak's sigs... why are they chasing me? And then... where did that clone-o'-LanceLite come from to chase me? HEY! THAT THING I SAID IS ANOTHER QUOTE BY ME! *runs again with huge angry mob behind him*

*farted

 

[//mew\\]

hehe....
-i`m not rude,you are insignificant.
-nobody is perfect,i`m nobody.

 

[22sa]

hm.. here u go- some really nice quotes

bna_li: I FAILED MY SPELLING TEST! UNPOSSIBLE!!!

LanceLite: We all thought it was her who "gassed out"* but it took us an entire minute to figure it out the real thing.

Prof.Oak: A Pokemon's personality changes with its trainer, and the trainer with his or her Pokemon!
Ash: Your right Professor! Thats a great example of Misty and Psyduck!!!

22sa: ~~kimi~~sae... ~~ireba-...

22sa: Love may exist for years and then one day it hits home!

LanceLite: What do you say when you see a dumb alien? You say "its official, there is no intelligent life in space"!

YAY! I STOLE EVERYONE'S SIGS!!! *gets chased by everyone for the sigs* Hey wait *screech halt* I didn't steal my and Ash/Oak's sigs... why are they chasing me? And then... where did that clone-o'-LanceLite come from to chase me? HEY! THAT THING I SAID IS ANOTHER QUOTE BY ME! *runs again with huge angry mob behind him*

*farted

^_^ Thanks man, glad you liked those quotes lol!

 

[LanceLite]

Ur welcome!!!! Neways, I'm back with some more quotes...
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LanceLite: its my dream to be a movie director! *walks in front of camera waving hello*

Satoshi: CUT AGAIN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPOILING MY MOVIES?
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Ash: I'M THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
(later)
Ash: rite now i feel like the frozen one... *brrrr*
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Sabrina (the teenage witch): the spell i put on my typewriter doesn't know how to spell...
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LanceLite: dude, you should get your head checked for termites, everyone knows the like to nibble on wood!
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thats all for now, i'll be back with more!!!

 

[John Denver]

"Well let's see doc, the last time I flossed...well...heh, you did it!"
~Jeff Foxworthy, on dentists...

hah, BOO man on fire!

 

[Wing Zero]

family guy quotes:
Not in sequential order...
Peter: o yea, remember the time i littered in public?
*peters rigtht next to a trash can and trows a pice of trash at it and missed, he looks around*
Peter: and remember the time i peed in public?
*peters in a swiming pool and pees, then begins to look around*

heres another one:
*chris is at the store with his family*
*security amn walks up*
Security man: son im gonna have to ask you to take those hams out from under your shirt...
Chris: what hams?
Security man: *lifts up his shirt* o sorry, your just a fat kid, arnt you you fatty fat fat kid? here have some chocolate fat kid!

heres another:
*chris and his family are in the swimming pool*
*chirs is on the diving board sitting down, peters talking to him*
Pool guy: sir, you not allowd to park your VAN on the diving board....
Peter: thats not a van, thats my son!
Pool guy: o sorry, *turns around and yells* hey John (or whatever the name was) hes just a fat kid!
Peter: thats not right!
*goes off to do soemthing, then rushes back and palces that wheel lock on chris's belly*

LOL XD

 

[22sa]

"It is better to reign in h*ll then to serve in heaven."

I forgot who said that. ^^'

 

[John Denver]

prolly some drunk guy....

"I could while away the hours, confering with the flowers...consulting with the rain..if I only had a BRAIN!!!!"
~Jesse Ventura

BOO ya!