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Wing Zero

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    "im not poking shmot" lol anonomyous...
    "i sware to drunk i am not god!" i heard that on a show...
    "Imagine 500 friars eating 500 plates of steaming minestrone every night?that's pollution."
    ?On the restoration of The Last Supper, Leonardo da Vinci's 1498 refectory fresco
     

    John Denver

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    "Oh man, I sure hope this is sweat."
    ~Bart Simpson, on regards to having wet pants in his bed after a bad dream

    eeeeeeeeeeeh BOO ya!
     
    22sa

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    Dakota said:
    prolly some drunk guy....

    "I could while away the hours, confering with the flowers...consulting with the rain..if I only had a BRAIN!!!!"
    ~Jesse Ventura

    BOO ya!
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    lol, The publisher must've been drunk too. ^^'

    "In heaven, all interesting people are missing."

    ^From... Ack, don't know.
     

    Pokemaster10000

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    Plumber:*installs a new bath tub for the idiot and asks* Would you like a plug for it?
    Idiot: Oh, I didn't know it was electric. XD
     

    LanceLite

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    that one was good PM10000.... *points at sig and whispers* he stole my the idea of my username...

    here are some more-

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    Protoman: WHO IS THIS FOUL IMPOSTER WHO WOULD DARE IMPERSONATE ME?
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    The dude gazed at it in awe. "Its AWEsome," he said.
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    Dakota: Remember kids, don't do sleep, eat your school, and get at least 8 hours of drugs!
    ****
     

    Pokemaster10000

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    I found a funny quote on my pair-up's sig.
    "Goldfish smile because they don't have a clue when they'll be eaten" :P
    That one had me cracking up from a while.
     

    Wing Zero

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    To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
    -- Ernest Hemingway

    The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
    -- Quentin Crisp

    We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
    -- Phyllis Diller

    XD HEH...IM A KID AND I THINK THaTS FUNNY>...
     

    LanceLite

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    ****
    LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
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    heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
     
    22sa

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    LanceLite said:
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    LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
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    heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
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    Well you can't see it anymore cuz apparently it wasn't very funny. =(

    "Cry until your dream comes back."
    ~22sa

    I think up quotes but I keep forgetting them... x_x;
     

    LanceLite

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    ;_; my quote not funny....... *cries* i can't be the funny quotable member.....

    here's some new qoutes-

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    Vampires are a pain in the neck
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    Mom? There's a man at the door collecting for the old people's home. Shall I give him grandma?
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    John Denver

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    Bill Clinton: We've all learned a valuable lesson: When you don't get your way, just complain until your dreams come true.

    Mom: That's a pretty lousy Lesson...

    Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president...*smirks*

    So it was on the simpsons, oh well

    BOO ya!
     

    Teara

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    LanceLite said:
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    LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
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    heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
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    Meh?
    *fallz out of chair*
    Erm, okay...I'll juzt take it az a complement that my pozting ztyle made it to the funny quotez thread ^_^''''' Umm...yeah...that'z what I'll do <.<

    Taco Bell zauce packetz (what? the're funny...not really but hey!)
    Zave a bun, eat a taco
    My other taco iz a chalupa
    Zingle mild zauce zeeking friendzhip, maybe more
    :laugh:'''''
     

    LanceLite

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    hehe.... thanks Teara....

    heres a really nice one... Beau (Phantom Angel/Fallen Leaf- u should know about his name changes) said it to Haruka!!!

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    Haruka: *crying for some reason*
    Beau (to Haruka): STOP CRYING OR I WILL RIP YOUR BEAUTIFUL SKIN OFF!!!
    Haruka: *stops crying and screams like *****
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    MAN THATS THE GREATEST THING BEAU HAVE EVER SAID!
     

    LanceLite

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    nope.. u still have these mr. buu wa!
    "I think the reason old men take viagra is because old woman are just so ugly..."
    "It's a 50:50:90 chance, in all 50:50 chances, 90% of the time your wrong."

    here's another 1.... by me....
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    Idiotic Penguins rule.... they rule the south pole!
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    get it? penguins rule.... the south pole! the south pole... eh.. heh...

    im running out of quotes too.....
     
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