Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

[gimmepie]

Once upon a time I was just a lowly member of the masses. I had a dream to one day rise up and become like The President. I idolized and loved him (non-romantically of course, that's dangerous territory with a figure so powerful) however one day he betrayed me and attempted to literally drown me in shit. And then from that day on I vowed that I would see my revenge. However Blarzigord really knows how to hold a grudge about getting rekt in the Vidya, and my vengeance never came to fruition. I am a sad turtle.

You told me that you'd like to die "by poo". This is entirely your own fault.

 

[Sonata]

You told me that you'd like to die "by poo". This is entirely your own fault.

It was all an elaborate ruse to get the opportunity to kill you at the end game. But that damn blarzigord body swapped and then didn't body swapped back so my plans just fell apart :(

 

[gimmepie]

It was all an elaborate ruse to get the opportunity to kill you at the end game. But that damn blarzigord body swapped and then didn't body swapped back so my plans just fell apart :(

Well you tried xD

 

[Netto Azure]

Lol I tried getting people to lynch Naku one time. No one listened.

And so I got to join the kewl team. :D

But idek how the heck that last event could have worked conceptually. XD

 

[Mana1]

Love how you managed to admit you were agent Mark, be converted rather than killed, then everyone completely forgot and pinned it on Ryo :P.

 

[gimmepie]

Love how you managed to admit you were agent Mark, be converted rather than killed, then everyone completely forgot and pinned it on Ryo :P.

I have not the slightest idea how they managed to screw that one up lol

 

[Candy]

What a trainwreck.

I'm so glad I'm dead at Night 2. No grudges held, Deceptio.

praise be onto him

 

[Netto Azure]

Love how you managed to admit you were agent Mark, be converted rather than killed, then everyone completely forgot and pinned it on Ryo :P.

Hahaha. Yeah at that point I was really resigned at losing. No one was listening to me, masses were dying left and right...so it was great getting converted xD

But then Lycanthropy got killed and no got killed so all of the threats in which I could have protected people got eliminated.... So I lost my use, hahahaha xP

But yeah, I was hounding people when that screwup happened to go back and frame Ryo while I covered my reveals tracks. XD

 

[Omicron]

^that was pretty great.

This was definitely a very interesting game.

 

[Christos]

i almost got people to lynch nakuzami but everyone forgot about it once i died :(

blarzis have won and spheal is still not ubers

 

[Candy]

I swear I'm just screaming at the back of my head when I saw Netto and Naku and Gunner getting away at everything wtf.

 

[Yukari]

I was rooting for the Blarzigordians because the masses were collectively unintelligent but then you guys recruited Bard.

 

[Circuit]

I was about to turn the game around, when I found out Omi was a Blarz, and then they killed me before I could say anything. I swear, this game was just orchestrated magnificently by the Blarz. Very well played. Very well played indeed.

 

[Juno]

SERIOUSLY WHY DID NO ONE REMEMBER CHRISTOS SAYING WE TRIED TO RECRUIT NAKU

And when did they decide the theatre hint that was so obviously about Naku was "solved"? And for that matter, who decided that 'theatre = music' and why did everyone go along with that?

When did gimmepie ever even say alignments were changed, new ROLES were given out - I don't understand why you guys let a confirmed and admitted mafia member live

honestly mafia deserved to win that one

 

[Yukari]

I'm unintelligent, hm? I wonder who it was that orchestrated your death in ASoIaF, then?

You're right, though. I've only made one correct assumption the entire game (that the amnesia was induced by an ROA agent to convert people), but the only reason I survived until the end was because the Mafia assumed I had Klippy's tentacle, a rumor that I had started based off of faulty logic.

I said collectively unintelligent. :P

Like you were only right about that one thing and then everyone seems to trust you.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I tried to help the masses after I was brainwashed. Indirectly told them that Naku and Gunner were Blarz

Masses response: durrr u got brainwashed so that means you're bad but we wont kill the other person who got brainwashed for whatever reason... [Execute] Bidoof FTW


w/e I still love the lord of tentacles.
Praise be onto him

 

[Klippy]

Naku and I sussed out Mana just barely as the Blasphemer. It was actually down to Naku, Charlie Brown, and myself as Blarzigordians and we turned the whole dang thing around doing that. :)

 

[gimmepie]

Naku and I sussed out Mana just barely as the Blasphemer. It was actually down to Naku, Charlie Brown, and myself as Blarzigordians and we turned the whole dang thing around doing that. :)

You got so lucky with that sudden burst of logic and reasoning haha
No idea where it came from because five seconds prior the three of you had been totally stumped.

 

[Omicron]

I'm sad I didn't get a chance to seduce Christos.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

What was No's ability?

And hey I was a cool blarz too right? ;)