[PKMN FULL] Cornered On The Market! [T](OOC)

[Jauntier]

oh look, i'm streaming

-you missed it-

come look at my cluttered desktop​

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

I don't even know what would constitute as Goro's type. He's such a ... such a brick wall of a character, lol.

Ah, so he'd be really into someone that reminds him of mortar, huh? Someone that can hold him together?

/ ba dum cries for twenty years

Mienshao Kampf should actually be a children's mystery adventure novel about a bunch of Mienshao at summer camp trying to earn their brown belts.

It only makes sense something called Mienshao Kampf ends up involving a group of people in a camp.

Maybe something like that could happen in the 4 PM - 6 PM dinner block, but don't quite count on it... Maybe.

Samuel, Cicaro, and Amaryllis on this legendary night out:

MAKE IT HAPPEN, JAUNT.

"Noooo! It's too small to be a real Egg."

mom go home you're making me have existential breakdowns

All I said was that children would be included. I said nothing about "the Day Care."

There is not a single character in Cornered that I remotely trust with children.

His only other options so far is a skinny milf he calls "Mom," a parasite-infested insect, a wind chime with glassy eyes and a language barrier, a bitterly abrasive fox, and a miniature disaster-foreteller with a scythe jutting out of her head. Take your pick.

I choose abstinence.

When I think about it, he might get hibbily jibbly joobellies if he met Blair. She's kinda his type.

STOP CHERRY-PICKING

YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE

I'll have you know that love is universal.

So are venereal diseases.

"The Daycare" can be that Pokemon version of Hooter's, run by a Miltank, and we can Q&A her. Win-win sitch, bitch.

I'd imagine a lot of Gardevoir and Lopunny work there, for some reason.

They are notoriously good fry cooks.​

 

[Xtrashy]

So are venereal diseases.

So are mushrooms.

 

[Orx of Twinleaf]

Now this is my kind of conversation.

 

[Junier]

this thread is terrifying

 

[Jauntier]

i've spent
a number of hours on this comic
on amaryllis' design all on her own
and now
i'm done with her.
i'm so close to finishing
i need all the enthusiasm i can gettttt

 

[Junier]

u cun du ett, Junt

 

[Jauntier]

Hopefully I can finish it when I come home from this awards ceremony my friend asked me to attend.

Forget-Me-Not is a seriously colorful store, lol

I might stream that too. About noon EST

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

​

 

[Orx of Twinleaf]

I'll show you the same thing I showed myself when myself and I were going through that rough patch in our relationship.

 

[Jauntier]

Euaergh. I'm suddenly helping a friend move furniture, so the stream will be delayed until my next post. Daddy Casty and Mama Mary love you all.

In the meantime, you lot should speculate what other missions you think will be in store for the future. We already know there will be one that involves children, and Elwood thinks it will be an utter disaster so what else could there be? Hmmmm?!

 

[Xtrashy]

Euaergh. I'm suddenly helping a friend move furniture, so the stream will be delayed until my next post. Daddy Casty and Mama Mary love you all.

In the meantime, you lot should speculate what other missions you think will be in store for the future. We already know there will be one that involves children, and Elwood thinks it will be an utter disaster so what else could there be? Hmmmm?!

Spora's mushroom is great with children.

I meant Spora is great with children.

 

[Foxrally]

In the meantime, you lot should speculate what other missions you think will be in store for the future. We already know there will be one that involves children, and Elwood thinks it will be an utter disaster so what else could there be? Hmmmm?!

• push errol's fatass mom into/out of the store
• try and counsel the dude who thought cicaro was a chick
• search for and burn Kaze's decaying corpse before the authorities come in to investigate
• explain to disgruntled ha(xorus)ctivists why there is a copy of Mienshao Kampf in a magic store
• make varien lose weight
• buy slushies

 

[Xtrashy]

Hey wait, isn't there supposed to be a festival?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Spora's mushroom is great with children.

I meant Spora is great with children.

Hey wait, isn't there supposed to be a festival?

You actually bring up a great point; we are employees dealing with the influx of customers/tourists brought in for a Summer Festival. There must be ... you know, like, activities and attractions that are apart of that (featured singers, three-legged races, awards ceremonies, local artists and art shows.) I'd love to see or somehow be brought into one of those events. I think the poll currently in the IC suggests this may be a possibility, but the more events that may affect our stores, the better.​

 

[Junier]

Muk onslaught

By "speculate future missions", guys, he means to give him ideas.

I'd love if the circus came by for the festival and dropped by Forget-Me-Not only either one of the stores.

Maybe the bosses can cut us loose early so our characters can enjoy ourselves during the last hour or so, as a sort of congratulations for finishing the RP.
Because we are gonna finish this thing, right everybody!?

 

[Greiger]

I think one potential mission could be that of actually heading out into another part of the city to try and bring more mon down that particular street to either shop. Sort of like handing out fliers or the like. One such idea could be that both sides hear about the other doing the same idea and send someone over to sabotage the other fliers.

As for the circus idea, that actually doesn't sound half bad. Could be a small dose of fun to end the rp on, or something where we try to get carnival guests to also try out the store too.

 

[Foxrally]

Because we are gonna finish this thing, right everybody!?

not on my watch

Jokes aside though, I'm pretty sure this will be the first RP to legit end around here in quite a long time. GM's absolute shit awesome, motivated, and manages the RP really well, the players are a bunch of shitposters amazing, the characters are disfunctional as fuck super interesting... a recipe for disaster and certain failure success, I'd say!

 

[Junier]

Jokes aside though, I'm pretty sure this will be the first RP to legit end around here in quite a long time. GM's absolute shit awesome, motivated, and manages the RP really well, the players are amazing (especially Disclosed <3), the characters are dysfunctional as fuck super interesting... a recipe for... success, I'd say!

Exactly guys, listen to Poxrally.

I'd be nice to be part of a roleplay that reaches a satisfying conclusion. I don't think a roleplay I've joined, here or otherwise, has ever reached a true end, at least without having a sequel up in the next twenty-four hours...

But that makes me wonder. Do you guys have any long-term goals for your character that you'd like them to eventually reach?

 

[Xtrashy]

But that makes me wonder. Do you guys have any long-term goals for your character that you'd like them to eventually reach?

Spora is going to continue to work at Forget Me Not until she meets someone in her egg group she likes, then she's going to have many children and essentially do nothing with the rest of her life. Like her mother before her, and her mother before. So on, and so forth.