[PKMN FULL] The International Idol Star Festival/Tournament! [T]

[FireSnow]

Ayy, it's Jessica!

I know right? Look at all this activity!

Glad you're liking how things are looking so far as much as I am. I have high hopes for this cast! Hopefully you'll at least stick around to read the IC thread when it goes up, because it will go up this time.
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Yeah! I'll absolutely read the IC once it is up! It'll be really fun to see what happens.

 

[Foxrally]

Eric is all done and ready to be judged!

 

[Junier]

Eric is all done and ready to be judged!

Excellent! He looks good, man, and I still adore that appeal.

 

[Junier]

In latest news: The judge descriptions have been re-written! They're a lot more lengthy and some major details have been added/changed. Gasparre, Keira and Anne-Marie have the most significant edits. The descriptions themselves are still in-development, mainly appearance-wise since the layout's a little ugly and too inconsistent between judges, at least from my perspective.

We're getting there, step-by-step~

 

[Ech]

>sass
DENIED, REJECTED, BUH-BYE FELICIA

(tfw i literally make a mistake every time I post here, what is wrong with me)

So, my application is pretty much all done EXCEPT for my back-up Pokemon. My priorities were completely disorganized and it was a nightmare sorting out everything. By the by, I just realized that I am unintentionally emulating my own character's ostentatious nature and so my application might be a little... too long. The sample, I tried to keep brief, but considering that this is technically the first time roleplaying since forever, I really wanted to get a grasp on my own writing. I also went as far to elaborating on my character's primary partner, which isn't even part of the partner app (note that most of the elaborations are meant to be used as reference points for myself so I don't keep pulling things out of my butt. It's also to see if any fore-planned ideas are acceptable or not).

If anything feels way too excessive or if some parts should be omitted entirely because they're not allowed, I would like to know so I can "hopefully" fix it before the deadline. Again, I am just missing my back-up Pokemon -- everything else is done, I believe.

I'm sorry if I'm being inconveniently annoying, I am just really tired from work and stuff.

I have no idea what to use for the back-up

 

[Ewery1]

Quick question, how will you treat double team? Also the pokemon's natures shouldn't dictate how they act right?? Because I want an attack boosting nature but none of them fit the Pokemon. Also for held items doesn't it make sense that the trainer would carry a bunch? Because I want a few one time use items.

 

[Junier]

So, my application is pretty much all done EXCEPT for my back-up Pokemon. My priorities were completely disorganized and it was a nightmare sorting out everything. By the by, I just realized that I am unintentionally emulating my own character's ostentatious nature and so my application might be a little... too long. The sample, I tried to keep brief, but considering that this is technically the first time roleplaying since forever, I really wanted to get a grasp on my own writing. I also went as far to elaborating on my character's primary partner, which isn't even part of the partner app (note that most of the elaborations are meant to be used as reference points for myself so I don't keep pulling things out of my butt. It's also to see if any fore-planned ideas are acceptable or not).

If anything feels way too excessive or if some parts should be omitted entirely because they're not allowed, I would like to know so I can "hopefully" fix it before the deadline. Again, I am just missing my back-up Pokemon -- everything else is done, I believe.

Good! From my last thorough read, I did think the Personality section was a bit on the mucky side on terms of language. Just was written more verbosely than necessary. I'd be more specific if it honestly mattered, but it doesn't; as long as I can understand your intentions and the intentions of your character, I'm not nitpicking writing style.

Actually, your application doesn't look bad at all. CSS is a little busy though. Only nitpick I have is about your plan to replace Outrage with the tutor move Draco Meteor. Draco Meteor has always stricken me as one of those "rare" moves that you earn from a specifically-qualified tutor rather than buy or trade for. Thus I'd also assume it'd harder to "plan for", but honestly, it's up to you. I suppose it appears weirder to me because it's an personal plan of yours that you went out of your way to mention.

Overall, I'm pretty floored by the amount of effort you put into fleshing out not only Carcol but also his primary partner! I also love how your writing sample ties into one of your coordinator's actual experiences, and the idea of him being an unintentional jester I love. You went out of your way to do a lot of optional things and I really appreciate that type of dedication!

I have no idea what to use for the back-up

He's dressed like a Gardevoir and he's partial towards Fairy-types so I suggest a Kirlia. His haircut is sort of reminiscent of a Spritzee's do.

or you could just give Little Timothy, I mean I'd be fine with that

Quick question, how will you treat double team?

"Creates illusionary copies of the user. The copies disorient the enemy, reducing its accuracy."

Also the pokemon's natures shouldn't dictate how they act right??

Natures are literally one word in-length. Surely you can find a way to, at the very least, technically act "lonely", "naughty", "adamant", etc.? I mean, we ourselves have more than one personality trait. Alternatively, you could choose an ability that has no effect on stats.

Also for held items doesn't it make sense that the trainer would carry a bunch? Because I want a few one time use items.

Why not? There will also be the ability to buy both one-use and multi-use items of your choice during the free periods of the RP as well.

I'd also like to take the time to remind everyone that I've quoted of the deadline once more: tomorrow (June 10th) at 3:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time! Just in the highly-possible case that we don't have five finished apps to take the five slots, please have a completed application posted by then so your character isn't overlooked!

This is still a WIP, wanted to write it as if this was an IIS report on my character, hope it reads that way

And while I've quoted you, Djobi, I know your app is a work-in-progress, but just keep in mind that your Pokemon have to have a second category in which they're talented at as well. Just to see that they're not limited.

 

[Jauntier]

Idek if Juan is technically the announcer. I always saw the host as the person who is directly meant to address and summarize for viewers at home, as well as just be the "narrator" for the round in-general.

Well, disembodied voice or not, Juan is still going to be a... key asset. Hehuerhur.

You don't have to list that. I'd consider money of all forms to be a basic necessity. I mean, I personally hate keeping track of funds during RPs so I can't expect anyone here to do that.

It's not going to have a fund limit, only because my guy is a rich kid. I guess it's more of a personal note for me since I'm going to have him use it a lot at pay phones, as I refuse to let him have the Holo Caster in an effort to keep when he runs off to whisper on the phone less obnoxious and more secretive.

Speaking of "quoting wrong", thanks for giving me three of five notifications, Jaunti-bear, you dirty elitist scum[/SIZE]

Speaking of elitism, you used the word "despite" way too often in, I think, Keira's and Jasper's blurbs. Since you're so quick to judge, yuhurhur.

 

[Ewery1]

Sorry in advance, this isn't going to be a pretty app XD, also let me know what you think, and if the dancing thing is allowed.

Name/Nickname: Gina "Jay" Clement

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Hometown & Region: Hearthome City, Sinnoh

Appearance:

Her Everyday Self

An Example of a Contest Outfit

Personality/Background: Jay is an overall happy person. She is very socially conscious, and has a great stage presence that spills into her regular life. Her face is always lit with a smile, and her laugh has been described as church bells ringing through the air on a warm spring morning. Jay had been into performing since the beginning of her life, as a toddler Jay put on performances for her parents with her little brother, Alex, which usually just consisted of her telling him what to do and him really wondering why he was there. Jay could be described as what one would call a perfectionist. Every single appeal she has ever made has been very methodically planned out and nearly perfectly executed. This is oftentimes an advantage, but sometimes she lets the technical prowess of the appeals get in the way of the creativity or the spirit behind it.

Jay does not take criticism particularly well, and finds it incredibly demeaning, as she gets embarrassed very quickly. Generally if anybody criticizes her, she has a feud with them, but she is not confrontational in any sense of the word, so it tends to just be her seething underneath a clearly plastered on smile. Jay likes to sing and dance as well, so she incorporates both of those skills into her routines regularly, using the lyrics of songs to her advantage. When Jay plans out an appeal, she sits down with some tea and puts in her noise blocking headphones, she then just writes for an hour or more. She still has many of her old notebooks for combing through to find ideas, although her first two were destroyed one day while practicing an appeal.

If something goes wrong in an appeal, Jay can take it rather personally, and one time she even refused to return her Pokemon to its Pokeball, and wouldn't let it go home with her. Slash waited outside of her hotel room for hours, before finding a way in. Because of her obsession with perfect performances, Jay can push herself and her Pokemon way too hard physically, mentally, and vocally. Sometimes she will spend a night just visualizing the way that she wants the appeal to go, because that helps to calm her nerves, but then the appeal suffers because of her tired nature. Jay is pretty empathetic, for example she cannot watch horror movies, because she feels like she's a little bit in pain for the other people. She also pretty regularly gets secondhand embarrassment watching uncomfortable situations. This helps her a lot in performances and social situations, because she can easy get a read of the room and decide what to do based on that.

Inventory:

• Poffin case
• Fashion case
• Noise blocking headphones
• Mp3 player loaded with 30 hours of white, brown, and pink noise tracks
• Long lasting air freshener
• Large case of various herbal teas
• Teal mug with the words, "JAY + LEO" written in bright yellow on the base
• Worn out jazz shoes
• Four nearly identical red notebooks, labeled 1-4, full of scribbled brainstorming for various appeal ideas in the fast
• A fifth notebook, this one is pink and only a quarter full of writing
• Makeup case full of eccentric colors
• Various dresses for dancing
• Bag full of various Pokemon items, with at least 15 electric gems in it

Adept With: Flying types, obedient Pokemon, precise moves, fast Pokemon

Inept With: Rock types, improvising Pokemon, inaccurate moves, slow Pokemon

Main

Species: Emolga
Nickname: Leo
Sex: Male
Moves:

• Agility
• Double Team
• Electro Ball
• Air Slash
• Discharge
• Light Screen

Ability: Motor Drive
Nature: Somewhat of a Clown, Naughty
Best Categories: Cool, Cute
Held Item: Electric Gem

Secondary

Species: Weavile
Nickname: Slash
Sex: Female
Moves:

• Night Slash
• Hone Claws
• Brick Break
• Avalanche
• Icicle Crash
• Double Team

Ability: Pickpocket
Nature: Good Endurance, Impish
Best Categories: Tough, Cool

Appeal Sample

Spoiler:

Jay lightly thumbed an outside ruffle of her light pink dress. This was the first time she ever tried to incorporate dance into an appeal. Leo glided upwards towards the roof, and Jay readied herself. She shifted onto her right leg, preparing to turn. Some light classical music began to play, and Leo circled above in rhythm, making one full rotation every five measures. The music began to escalate, and Jay's body tensed, leaning backwards onto her extended leg. As Leo swooped in for a tight circle, Jay extended her arms into second position and then catapulted onto her leg, doing a pirouette in perfect unison with the speed of her Emolga's circling. Leo used Double Team and then Light Screen, and two shimmering Emolgas appeared above her. Jay took two steps across the room and leapt, counting one, two, three. She felt weightless for an instant, in the arc of her jump, Leo dove and the two images of the Emolga crossed each other underneath Jay's outstretched legs, with the light pink aura of Light Screen sparkling around them, complementing Jay's flowing dress. A picture was snapped in that instant, and Jay currently hangs it above her bed, it was perfectly executed. The crowd was taken aback, and Jay's lips curled into a perfect smile. They were not done with the appeal, but the money shot was completed.

Leo used Agility, doubling in speed and sweeping upwards. The two Emolgas did Immelhelm turns, ending in the same place so they fused into a singular Pokemon and the Double Team vanished. Jay landed on the ground, plieing in fourth position, with her arms outstretched to the sky. Leo swept himself upwards, before folding in his wings and doing a back flip into a dive, shooting down towards Jay. Jay then got ready, and in a sudden turn of events leapt backwards into a back handspring as Leo outstretched his wings and curved into a perfect glide, inches above the ground. The crowd went wild and Jay landed her acrobatic trick perfectly. Leo used his momentum to fly upwards, and at the peak of his ascent, released a Discharge in a brilliant flash of yellow light that made Jay's neck hair stand on end. He then glided downwards and softly rested on Jay's shoulder. She bowed, with a large grin stuck on her face.

 

[Ech]

ur an elitist

ur a pleb

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING THE WORLD'S FINEST.

Just was written more verbosely than necessary.

I mean, Carcol is clearly all about dem sesquipedalian babbles, why would his app not reflect this? Though I should clarify that I will not be extending this gimmick to the Roleplay itself, at least not so prominently that it becomes a routine. Aside from making it tedious for readers, I honestly don't find it practical to waste my time writing nonsensical strings of jargon like that. And if you thought the CSS was repulsively convoluted, I was originally going to add animated tacky neon lights everywhere with a puke-inducing rainbow background.

]Only nitpick I have is about your plan to replace Outrage with the tutor move Draco Meteor. Draco Meteor has always stricken me as one of those "rare" moves that you earn from a specifically-qualified tutor rather than buy or trade for. Thus I'd also assume it'd harder to "plan for", but honestly, it's up to you. I suppose it appears weirder to me because it's an personal plan of yours that you went out of your way to mention.

I'm not entirely sure if you're actually denouncing my plan for Draco Meteor or you're just concerned on how I'm going to implement it into the roleplay. I only mentioned it in advance in case the move should be banned entirely, considering the fact that Draco Meteor literally involves the Pokemon bringing Armageddon to the world (if the games are to be held reliable). I will obviously never use it to cause excessive amounts of destruction and will appropriately limit it to just a contest move. This move is apparently classified as "Beautiful" (because nothing is more marvelous than the day of reckoning!), so I wanted to capitalize on the spectacle of meteor showers somehow. It was just a possible idea I had, nothing absolute.

I am taking into consideration that Draco Meteor is a very special move that can only be learned under specific circumstances, and I never really had any intentions on obtaining it through such mundane methods; I actually assumed you, as the GM, would offer us the opportunity to learn tutor moves and/or TM moves through orchestrated events, so I was kind of leaning towards that as the primary option. I also want to clarify that my character will NOT start off with the desire to teach his Goodra this attack straight away; Draco Meteor sorta serves as the potential turning point for Escargoo's own little character development (which is why it replaces Outrage, which serves as a representation its bigger flaws), though it may not have the chance to learn this depending on things go in the RP. It's the reason why I added the "hopefully" part since it's not guaranteed to actually happen.


Anyway, I've finally finished my Back-Up Pokemon, so it seems that my app is finally done. Thank god

I took the Back-Up aspect very literally and wasn't sure how prominent the secondary partner would be in the story, but regardless, I decided to do something a little odd that could help further showcase my character's quirks. Looking through the other Apps and taking into account that every coordinator is inept with something, I wondered how funny it would be if the secondary Pokemon had attributes that could cover the primary's shortcomings but also completely worked against its coordinator's preferences and played off his personal fear of bugs.

There were so many ideas to pick for the secondary; from Little Timothy the deformed Dusclops with two eyes, to Belladonna the exuberant Florges that twerks 24/7.

 

[Orx of Twinleaf]

HaHA!
I'll tell you something, I would join this out of sheer curiosity, but like you said it IS limited access, and there are folks what would really go to town on this! Besides, I'm afraid coordination was never my fine suit, personally.

Nevertheless, I will say that I intend to follow this RP quite closely and overstay my welcome in the OOC: this is quite something to behold, and I cannae wait to see some spectacular performances!

Ms. Disclosed, let em have it!

 

[Greiger]

This looks fine and all, and I'll go ahead and see if I can TRY to get in. I have a bit of time before the window, but I can do an app and get fluff down. So we'll see how things go.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya

Finished my appeal sample; bearing anything else you need, that should finish my application!​

 

[Greiger]

Nah, changed my mind. Haha, can't really get an app ready. So good luck all!

 

[Jauntier]

Oh good.

I was afraid all the Cornered goons were going to flood the RP and steal the limelight away from my perfect character.

 

[Junier]

Sorry in advance, this isn't going to be a pretty app XD, also let me know what you think, and if the dancing thing is allowed.

Bruh, the dancing is awesome! Really sets her apart from the competition and I, personally, I always love it when coordinators get directly involved in the appeal alongsde their Pokemon. I'm sincerely impressed by how you fleshed out her perfectionism—how she isn't just a perfect coordinator, she's methodical—and, even in her appeal, you can really get a sense of that meticulousness with every step of the appeal, every one of Emolga's spins and dives and Jay's positions, being paid attention to. And she certainly came prepared with those Electric Gems too~

Overall, this is a great application! All you need now are those natures! Really, whether an app is accepted or not is not reliant on if natures are "accurate" so please don't stress over them.

I mean, Carcol is clearly all about dem sesquipedalian babbles, why would his app not reflect this? Though I should clarify that I will not be extending this gimmick to the Roleplay itself, at least not so prominently that it becomes a routine. Aside from making it tedious for readers, I honestly don't find it practical to waste my time writing nonsensical strings of jargon like that. And if you thought the CSS was repulsively convoluted, I was originally going to add animated tacky neon lights everywhere with a puke-inducing rainbow background.

that sounds like an excuse, ech. here's to it that you write like a normal person if I don't give those five slots to Elwood's character and all of her "characters"

And I don't judge apps based on CSS but I'll make an exception for anyone who does rainbow anything. But, come on. The pink "Personality" box and the border around the entire application don't even match, Carcol, what are you doing?

The background actually reminds me of my app layout for that PMD roleplay that died (thanks "active" game masters) which I think Jauntier described as "having a Clefairy above a picture of a Clefairy that has a Clefairy on top of that" or something. My character was a Clefairy, see.

I'm not entirely sure if you're actually denouncing my plan for Draco Meteor or you're just concerned on how I'm going to implement it into the roleplay. I only mentioned it in advance in case the move should be banned entirely, considering the fact that Draco Meteor literally involves the Pokemon bringing Armageddon to the world (if the games are to be held reliable). I will obviously never use it to cause excessive amounts of destruction and will appropriately limit it to just a contest move. This move is apparently classified as "Beautiful" (because nothing is more marvelous than the day of reckoning!), so I wanted to capitalize on the spectacle of meteor showers somehow. It was just a possible idea I had, nothing absolute.

I am taking into consideration that Draco Meteor is a very special move that can only be learned under specific circumstances, and I never really had any intentions on obtaining it through such mundane methods; I actually assumed you, as the GM, would offer us the opportunity to learn tutor moves and/or TM moves through orchestrated events, so I was kind of leaning towards that as the primary option. I also want to clarify that my character will NOT start off with the desire to teach his Goodra this attack straight away; Draco Meteor sorta serves as the potential turning point for Escargoo's own little character development (which is why it replaces Outrage, which serves as a representation its bigger flaws), though it may not have the chance to learn this depending on things go in the RP. It's the reason why I added the "hopefully" part since it's not guaranteed to actually happen.

I was concerned mainly if it was an OOC plan or an IC plan, if Snail Bob himself was plotting to teach Goodra Draco Meteor or if you were plotting to teach Goodra Draco Meteor. If it were the former, I personally think it's a little weird, but definitely not that great of an issue.

I actually was not considering tutor-exclusive moves like that but, after you mentioned it in your app, I certainly am now. I'm one of those GM that, if you suggest something that isn't, like, "Can I just have Sammy win in the end for character development purposes?", I'll try to find a way to implement it. So you can certainly expect the opportunity to learn exclusive tutor moves later down the road!

But remember: Moves can have different effects depending on different factors! I'd say Draco Meteor would be highly destructive if the user had no clue what they were doing and literally just called down a bunch of comets to demolish the stage. ...which would probably get them and their coordinator disqualified. A more controlled Draco Meteor would probably "summon" smaller meteors inside of a space instead of outside of a space.

Anyway, I've finally finished my Back-Up Pokemon, so it seems that my app is finally done. Thank god

I took the Back-Up aspect very literally and wasn't sure how prominent the secondary partner would be in the story, but regardless, I decided to do something a little odd that could help further showcase my character's quirks. Looking through the other Apps and taking into account that every coordinator is inept with something, I wondered how funny it would be if the secondary Pokemon had attributes that could cover the primary's shortcomings but also completely worked against its coordinator's preferences and played off his personal fear of bugs.

There were so many ideas to pick for the secondary; from Little Timothy the deformed Dusclops with two eyes, to Belladonna the exuberant Florges that twerks 24/7.

> when you can't handle your secondary

I'm not even mad. In a world of competent, prepared coordinators, there always has to be that rookie who just goes with the 'mon their mother got them as their back-up. I do see much potential for the Ash x Charizard dynamic the two appear to have. It's definitely an interesting and unexpected choice, compared with what everyone has. You're definitely one smart cookie, Ech.

Honestly, I'd be overwhelmingly glad to have Carcol in the cast, just to see what you do with him. other than undress him please don't do that Just a warning, though: to a few of the judges, I can easily see him becoming a laughingstock.

I'll tell you something, I would join this out of sheer curiosity, but like you said it IS limited access, and there are folks what would really go to town on this! Besides, I'm afraid coordination was never my fine suit, personally.

Nevertheless, I will say that I intend to follow this RP quite closely and overstay my welcome in the OOC: this is quite something to behold, and I cannae wait to see some spectacular performances!

Ms. Disclosed, let em have it!

I feel kind of bad for not making this a more open and experimental RP but, then again, if had ten to eleven members, we'd all have to sit through ten to eleven appeals. Every phase. So, unfortunately, gotta keep the cast short.

Sorry we can't have you, Orx. You too, Greiger! Hopefully I'll see you in another roleplay around here since the likelihood of Rina and Druag getting to know each other in Cornered is quite slim, at least where we are thus far. At least you can dump all your may-mays here~

Yeah, this OOC will be similar to Cornered's, as in we'll spam just as much as we would Skype and anybody can join in on the "festivities".

Finished my appeal sample; bearing anything else you need, that should finish my application!​

Seals! And not those weird corporal ones from the anime!

I'm not going to make the expected skeleton joke. Instead I'm going to compliment you on your creative, lighthearted Halloween-themed appeal and how you incorporated both Pokemon. Wait, Smeargle wasn't painting!? Blasphemy! Overall: fantastic work!

Well, disembodied voice or not, Juan is still going to be a... key asset.

Gay.

It's not going to have a fund limit, only because my guy is a rich kid. I guess it's more of a personal note for me since I'm going to have him use it a lot at pay phones, as I refuse to let him have the Holo Caster in an effort to keep when he runs off to whisper on the phone less obnoxious and more secretive.

Okay, that's actually something quite interesting to note. Glad to hear he isn't a Team Flare sympathizer either.

Speaking of elitism, you used the word "despite" way too often in, I think, Keira's and Jasper's blurbs. Since you're so quick to judge, yuhurhur.

I rewrote those blurbs in one go Tuesday evening, give me a damn break

At least they're better than the first ones.

 

[Jauntier]

The background actually reminds me of my app layout for that PMD roleplay that died (thanks "active" game masters) which I think Jauntier described as "having a Clefairy above a picture of a Clefairy that has a Clefairy on top of that" or something. My character was a Clefairy, see.

Spoiler:

It was madness.

Seals! And not those weird corporal ones from the anime!

I'm not going to make the expected skeleton joke. Instead I'm going to compliment you on your creative, lighthearted Halloween-themed appeal and how you incorporated both Pokemon. Wait, Smeargle wasn't painting!? Blasphemy! Overall: fantastic work!

Ugh, I forgot about Seals and how tacky they were in the anime. Especially when Pachirisu jumped out of his ball and these oily pumping 4D hearts exploded out and wafted out of frame. I was deeply disturbed.

Also, Elwood's appeal is quite literally Spooky Scary Skeletons. Please ban him. I at least took the time to make my kid beat up his dog.

Gay.

Okay, that's actually something quite interesting to note. Glad to hear he isn't a Team Flare sympathizer either.

I rewrote those blurbs in one go Tuesday evening, give me a damn break

At least they're better than the first ones.

Bigot.

The Aloa region has a Rotom-powered Holo Caster that players are going to be using, from what I saw of the trailers. Even though Team Flare was awful (in every sense of the word), you have to admit, they made an apparently good invention. Although I seriously think we should have just stopped at the Xtransceiver because hologram messages have offered absolutely nothing more functional to the concept of a video-phone watch.

Are they?

 

[Ewery1]

Bruh, the dancing is awesome! Really sets her apart from the competition and I, personally, I always love it when coordinators get directly involved in the appeal alongsde their Pokemon. I'm sincerely impressed by how you fleshed out her perfectionism—how she isn't just a perfect coordinator, she's methodical—and, even in her appeal, you can really get a sense of that meticulousness with every step of the appeal, every one of Emolga's spins and dives and Jay's positions, being paid attention to. And she certainly came prepared with those Electric Gems too~

Overall, this is a great application! All you need now are those natures! Really, whether an app is accepted or not is not reliant on if natures are "accurate" so please don't stress over them.

Thank you so much!! I used the natures from the second characteristic list, is that not okay or are they supplementary or something? If they are, no problem, I'll fix it. By the way, for the, "The app will not be pretty" I was referring to the CSS, I can't do that stuff for the life of me >_<

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Ugh, I forgot about Seals and how tacky they were in the anime. Especially when Pachirisu jumped out of his ball and these oily pumping 4D hearts exploded out and wafted out of frame. I was deeply disturbed.

Also, Elwood's appeal is quite literally Spooky Scary Skeletons. Please ban him. I at least took the time to make my kid beat up his dog.

Ugh, I forgot about how much of a little bitch you are. Also I'm sorry you can't appreciate the true potential and versatility of Seals, but I suppose you're too busy worrying about that tiny stub you call your manhood so I forgive you.

At least I can write something without degrading into animal abuse.

phight me bruh

 

[Jauntier]

Ugh, I forgot about how much of a little bitch you are.​

*sleepily mumbles into your ear*