[PKMN FULL] Cornered On The Market! [T](OOC)

[Jauntier]

I'm sitting here reading up on this analytical debate you lot have going on

and the only way I can contribute

is with a new GM post.

I never realized how much I dreaded describing rooms before. And yet, I did it. It's finished. Life's good. We can carry on.

I did a little "bunnying" with the SA lot though, so both Foxrally and Fenekin can describe briefly in their next post how they entered the room before addressing the present. These posts require collaboration on the part of both teams, so however way you want to get it done, be my guest. As always, I'm readily available, as a properly active GM should be. Yes? Yes.

Adore me.

 

[Ech]

All this talk about Paras and its physiology makes me wish the writers for the Anime took the time to really think on different species and thoroughly deconstruct the world of Pokemon, instead of making everything act like a stereotypical dog.

ADORE ME.

Spoiler:

YOU ATTENTION-THIRSTY DRAMA QUEEN.

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[Xtrashy]

All this talk about Paras and its physiology makes me wish the writers for the Anime took the time to really think on different species and thoroughly deconstruct the world of Pokemon, instead of making everything act like a stereotypical dog.

The manga is so much better for pokemon.

On an unrelated note I'm super happy because I'm playing D&D tomorrow, and I'm not the one dming! Though that pokemon tabletop adventures game I lead once was entirely hilarious.

 

[Jauntier]

ECH YOU GOT MY PHYSIQUE WRONG, I'M ACTUALLY A BEEFCAKE STUDMUFFIN

I really want to play some D&D, but I don't have the patience to DM, as much as I like acting things out and describing actions. I will never be as good as the guy in Geek and Sundry who DM'd for Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel has a strange name now that I think about it. That can't be his real name, but I'm lazy to Google it, rofl.

 

[Ihsaan]

Sorry for not being very active guys! I was really busy with Smash Camp and whatnot. I will have a Samuel post up in an hour and it will be good.

 

[Foxrally]

happy birthday disclosed you fungus-infested turd

 

[Jauntier]

As the sole proprietor of this role-play, I am not recognizing the post above me.

Instead, I will turn the other cheek as I rip an .AMV download.

Time to read that Samuel post. I hope Forget-Me-Not doesn't forget to take out the trash so that Errol's fishguts vomit on the wall is noticed and cleaned up. No, I have not forgotten that detail because it pained me too much when I read it.

 

[Ech]

I think I'm reluctant to read SA posts because I'm starting to realize how depressing the characters can get. Druag deserves many hugs. Even Castiel has a bit of a melancholic vibe to his backstory, like he longs for something he lost some time ago. Errol is too plucky - he is a literal barf bag.

Meanwhile, Sam reveals his true colors and wants to start a revolt with Rina while Chic and Ammy work on their art project. Benicle's probably plotting something sinister. NOTHING BAD WILL COME OUT OF THIS, SURELY

 

[Orx of Twinleaf]

It's safe to say
that Foxrally
is perhaps the single-best thing I've encountered on the internet.
possibly tied with porn

 

[Junier]

All this talk about Paras and its physiology makes me wish the writers for the Anime took the time to really think on different species and thoroughly deconstruct the world of Pokemon, instead of making everything act like a stereotypical dog.

+1
I feel there is far less Pokemon media that thoroughly fleshes out its concept than there should be.

Aw, was that video dedicated to me, Fox? <3

"GET OUT OF MY STORE AND OUT OF MY COUNTRY" -- Amaryllis when Rina attempts arson at the end of the RP

Ech with the blow-by-blow now. I need to get caught up, it seems. Forget-Me-Not is back in motion! I'll have a Rina post up today!​

 

[Ech]

So I finally got skype because I'm convinced everyone and their mothers have their own account. I know literally nobody probably cares but I just wanted to inform you guys in case you guys want to invite me to some weird rituals or talk about pineapples outside the ooc.

I imagine actively chatting about certain things via skype is easier and faster. But I' imagine I'd be very awkward to talk to. Not that it's any different now. Plus, I like exposing my idiocy publically here.

In other news, fox and I will be colaborating together to make a full length porno for cornered.

 

[Junier]

JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Ya'll are gonna like my latest post. (If not entirely for the Little Timothy cameo.)

Actually, Xtrashy, while I was reading all the latest posts, I was thinking: What if Spora was a lot different before she evolved into a Parasect? How much of her original self was drained by that big ol' mushroom? Food for thought.

Meanwhile, the forum is still fucking up text-wise so now my post looks ugly for reasons I can't even help. Who should I blame for this? The administrators?​

 

[Orx of Twinleaf]

Quickly, Mr. Foxrally, you must take a clip of the health inspector in Spongebob choking and have Rina's face on him, and have two people that don't like her as Mr Krabs and Spongebob.

Quickly, for the love of Meloetta

 

[Ech]

So I finally got skype because I'm convinced everyone and their mothers have their own account. I know literally nobody probably cares but I just wanted to inform you guys in case you guys want to invite me to some weird rituals or talk about pineapples outside the ooc.

I imagine actively chatting about certain things via skype is easier and faster. But I' imagine I'd be very awkward to talk to. Not that it's any different now. Plus, I like exposing my idiocy publicly here.

Ignore this, I am (probably) no longer using skype anymore

Jaunt.

You fucking terrify me.

That's how unnerved I am. I am actually using a swear -- I may talk about poop and porn a lot, but I am very shy when it comes to cussing like a sailor.

BUT. I still adore you wholeheartedly. You are, like, my idol and maybe the sole reason, or at least one of the biggest reasons, I even decided to find the courage to join this forum and make friends.

 

[Junier]

Aww, I was gonna ask for your Skype, fam.

Err, Ech, you may wanna leave out that part about Jauntier. His ego is already hovering at a pretty dangerous level, we wouldn't want to set the chat on fire or anything​

 

[Ech]

His ego is already hovering at a pretty dangerous level​

Wait, so you mean, it can actually get worse than what I saw. Jaunt literally harassed me to draw myself being violated by his overly attractive muscles because I made fun of his fake asian cartoon

oh well, his sublime voice makes up for it.


Anyways, I forgot to post this last night because PC crashed, but I have some things. First up was an unused SYB gag that I didn't use earlier because the punchline wasn't that funny. Jaunt doesn't have to respond to him in character or anything, unless he really wants to. As a mater of fact, I appreciate if everyone just ignored this post entirely. Fox may post them dank videos, but I clearly strive to reach advanced levels of cringe.

ONE PUNCH CHAN
Any Store Owner
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im just a pokemon who's a fighting type for fun

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do u guys have any special sales​

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And probably the more brazen of the two jokes I have at my disposal, here is the thing I was actually a little reluctant to post because of how awful it is. So, I am sorry, everyone.

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Spoiler:

Disclaimer: I didn't actually draw anything explicit, just maybe made some cringe-tastic brain-bleach. to the mods who actually come here, plz don't ban me -- just give me a warning?? you guys seriously confuse me with how lenient these forums can be

Open up next spoiler for Futa Jaunt.
There's no Dio to save you this time.
I never joke about these things, Fen.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Spoiler:

Why am I futa
I guess that'd make sense though.
I'm the best parts of everything

REQUEST TO HAVE THIS UNDER CORNERED FANART
Haha, actually don't do that

Ya know, with how I am acting, I should have just kept the name Cringe Cream when I first joined.

 

[Ihsaan]

Wait, so you mean, it can actually get worse than what I saw. Jaunt literally harassed me to draw myself being violated by his overly attractive muscles because I made fun of his fake asian cartoon

oh well, his sublime voice makes up for it.


Anyways, I forgot to post this last night because PC crashed, but I have some things. First up was an unused SYB gag that I didn't use earlier because the punchline wasn't that funny. Jaunt doesn't have to respond to him in character or anything, unless he really wants to. As a mater of fact, I appreciate if everyone just ignored this post entirely. Fox may post them dank videos, but I clearly strive to reach advanced levels of cringe.

ONE PUNCH CHAN
Any Store Owner
​

im just a pokemon who's a fighting type for fun

​

do u guys have any special sales​

​

​

​

And probably the more brazen of the two jokes I have at my disposal, here is the thing I was actually a little reluctant to post because of how awful it is. So, I am sorry, everyone.

​

Spoiler:

Disclaimer: I didn't actually draw anything explicit, just maybe made some cringe-tastic brain-bleach. to the mods who actually come here, plz don't ban me -- just give me a warning?? you guys seriously confuse me with how lenient these forums can be

Open up next spoiler for Futa Jaunt.
There's no Dio to save you this time.
I never joke about these things, Fen.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Spoiler:

REQUEST TO HAVE THIS UNDER CORNERED FANART
Haha, actually don't do that

Ya know, with how I am acting, I should have just kept the name Cringe Cream when I first joined.

That legit turned me on a bit.

 

[Xtrashy]

Actually, Xtrashy, while I was reading all the latest posts, I was thinking: What if Spora was a lot different before she evolved into a Parasect? How much of her original self was drained by that big ol' mushroom? Food for thought.

I don't know. I'm still sorta on the fence because I'm not sure I want her to just be the mushroom. Or not be the mushroom. Cause on one hand if she's not the mushroom she's just kinda sorta a boring person who nobody really likes because of how distant she is to begin with.

On the other it would be far more interesting if she was like that because of the mushroom and she did have somewhat split personality at times because of it.

 

[Orx of Twinleaf]

Ya know, with how I am acting, I should have just kept the name Cringe Cream when I first joined.

Well, Ms. Cringe Cream, for what it's worth, you are actively contesting Mr. Foxrally's spot at the top of my list of Best Things That Exist with the softcore Jauntier.

 

[Ech]

I noticed username changes are a current thing at the mome. But I am way too nervous to actually make a request to the admins if they can change my name to Cringe Cream.

I really regret picking Ech

I don't know. I'm still sorta on the fence because I'm not sure I want her to just be the mushroom. Or not be the mushroom. Cause on one hand if she's not the mushroom she's just kinda sorta a boring person who nobody really likes because of how distant she is to begin with.

Technically, or at least according to that source I talked about earlier, the fungus only relies on its primal instincts and is no more intelligent than your standard parasite. Also, boring is a bit of a stretch, don't you think? Spora clearly has this spacey outlook on life and her perspective on social conventions always came off as outlandish and even a little endearing. Or at least that's how I feel when looking into her introspective moments.

I imagine reticent characters being very difficult to consistently use in roleplays, especially when it comes to interacting with other characters. Having an affinity for ardent loud-mouths that always tries to stick their noses into everything, I always respected players that devote themselves to more withdrawn personality types.

I don't think Jaunt saw my post yet but because Grelzar quoted my entire post, I realize I can't even edit the image out anymore.