I used to do them, back on Bulbagarden. But one day, I promise, I will do a super-long post in the FFL, just for you. It'll be easy. My mind wanders freely, and I usually keep it on a leash. I mean, I could keep talking about my mind wandering for ages, even, because I'm just that kind of guy. I do it in real life, too. I'll be talking to someone, and I'll just keep talking and talking and talking, and they get really annoyed with me because we started out talking about the History lesson last period, and I've somehow managed to steer the discussion into Naruto without even pausing for breath. And the thing is, I don't just do it randomly, like-
"Hey, Sparkles, did you get down all those notes? I need to borrow your book."
"Yes, I did. Here you go. Naruto is awesome, isn't it?"
"Thanks. Wait, what?"
No, I just go on for ages. It's sort of like Six Degrees of Separation. You know, my History teacher always spells 'separate' wrong. That and its variants. I mean, it being History and all, she uses the term 'Separatist' a lot, but she always spells it 'Seperatist'. It was an accident the first few times, but now she admits she does it on purpose, just to annoy me. I usually just grab a whiteboard marker and fix it. You know, the very first History lesson we ever had with her, she told me specifically I could do that. Somebody mentioned that I was a spelling bee champion, and she insisted on shaking my hand, and admitted she was a terrible speller. So now I feel somewhat obliged to fix her mistakes.
Even my English teacher does that. We recently did a unit on what he called 'dystopic fiction', right? Well, I was researching on the interwebs to write my piece, and Google didn't recognise the word 'dystopic'. I took a look around and, lo and behold, the word is 'dystopian'. He didn't really take kindly to being told he was wrong, though. (I also explained to him in detail that the concept of 'dystopia' that he'd been teaching us was actually 'anti-utopia', and 'dystopia' was something else entirely.) Yeah, he's weird. He talks for half the period before he lets us do any work, which would be awesome in any other subject. But a] I love English, and b] we have exams in six weeks and a whole lot of stuff to cover before then because we've literally only had two-thirds of the class time we were supposed to have had due to his ramblings.
Speaking of rambling, I am. I could keep going for ages, but I'm gonna have to cut it short now. =D