Thanks! :D Mucus made the illustration for the post, BTW (he seems to love doing that). I got your comment about the hard-to-read text, too. I thought of making an opaque text box too, but fr some reason I couldn't use the code I found on W3schools, I dunno why :(
BTW, I just finished reading Part 1 of your post and I'm lovin' it! insert McDonald's reference here