IT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE BROKEN CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
Lol, I walked into that one. No, not Bono. Note, I DID say famous in Ireland, in the past. So he's not really well known, and his music fo sho aint my thing. His name is Brendan Keeley and that's all I can find about him online. But he's an awesome person, and yeah. Not Bono. Bono's cool but he's also like.. A prick or something. Something about him just makes me want to repeatedly bang my head off a wall, you know? You know.
Jesus, that actually kinda looks.. Harder than regular surfing :/ I guess it just isn't (considering you practically said so), but it just looks pretty strange to me :P
Well, all I'll say is: go here, Ctrl + F the crap out of Andy's pants, and all secrets will be revealed. Because the super secret bulletin was kinda near his pants.
I really hope this actually makes sense now, I'm genuinely trying to make it clear whilst maintaining vagueity, which is a word now.