Funny that you'd take that serious considering how you supposedly think of everything I say as if it was sarcasm. :<
I was just trying to "badmouth" you in a funny way, and while it is completely understandable that you might not find it suitable for your tastes (egoistical was the first word that came to mind when I was thinking of bad stuff that I dislike about myself), please be aware that I didn't intent on hurting your feelings.
May I also add that 1) there's nothing wrong with constantly thinking of masturbation, since that is obviously what I do all the time, and 2) I'm quite sure that the "say my name"-part will make sense to others as well.
meh.