Future Arceus

Haven't talked to ya in a while! How have you been? Robbing any more charities lately?
我gusta乳酪

hey, its been a while :P

Eh, nothing really. Just focusing on school and one game xD

just online doing nothing.

lionrt used protect :P

And the officer? Do you know of this man? Was I arrested as part of an elaborate prank where you force me to go back in time to steal a unicorn instead of walking down two blocks where you had set up a cop to arrest me? Shall this blemish go upon my record, or will it be turned the blind eye?

Hey! :D What's up? xD

8O *gulp*
*runs away and hides behind a building*

im sorry.

What rotten good timing you have! I have only been standing outside your house for a day now. Just arrested by the police once and laughed at by a fat kid. May I indeed come inside your lovely abode.

Why good day Mr. Arceus! It is I, Teh Blazer the Almighty! How may I meet your acquaintance?

Okay, I am at the street of the man's saying. Is this Mr. Arceus's domain?

Why thank you good man. I shall depart with haste!

At least with a bit of lemon extract made by slave children?

Oh the ignorance of my youth! The accursed unicorn is happily enjoying itself on my salad! How the irony spreads! I'll take a cheese burger then.

Ah yes, the dragon. Well, I do indeed have a compass and forged signatures of my inmates saying I'm a potato, so I am sure the past man with the unicorn will understand. In case I cannot get him to believe such a non-ludicrous statement, I shall come back for the dragon. And maybe a nice salad with crumpets to go on the side.

However, my good man, flying lemurs give me a horrible rash therefore I shall use my time warp to snatch the unicorn from before3 it was sick in the past and ride it through space to Mr. Arceus's reside. Much easier than taking a 2-block walk, I must say.

Why thank you kind man. I shall ride the unicorn there. It'll be but a moment's whisper.

Oh biscuits! I must have ownership of the incorrect address! May you direct me to his lordship? I'd like him to meet my almighty-ness.

Depends... is Mr. Arceus residing at this spot?