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One day, I'm going to sell my socks, buy a canoe, steal someone's car, drive halfway to Virginia with it, get nearly caught by the cops and lose the car, walk until I reach about Georgia, buy a foreign comic book, try to read it, fail miserably, sell it to a hobo, buy new socks, find the coast somewhere, put my canoe in the ocean, forget to caulk it, sell my recently new socks, buy a new caulked one, put it out on the ocean, row halfway across the ocean, get assaulted by sharks, escape narrowly, float for days on the ocean eating raw fish, find a random boat heading east, get saved, lern 2 play, throw back a few beers, accidentally push a sailor off the boat, get chained to a pole, get thrown ashore somewhere around southern France, eat snails, beg for change, get enough change to start my own business, sell the snails I catch and dub them "es-carl-go" after the sailor I accidentally pushed off the boat, become an entrepreneur, sell all of my worth, travel to Spain, find you, shake your hand, then go home.