I'm hoping you weren't planning on sending out free samples from your job. Otherwise, you'll get the response of "This doesn't taste like it said it would." And your response would be: ":|"
Though let me take this time to tell you that I can't walk into your place of work. I'm somewhat sensitive to smells, and walking by a store makes me cough and sneeze and want to rip out my respiratory system.
The context of me eating hand lotion is: I was eating a piece of rice pie at the time, and I thought the small blob of white creaminess was rice cream. Upon eating it, no. It was not. I was disappointed in that and the rice pie.
I couldn't rinse out my mouth, though. I just kind of swallowed the lotion, decided to use my phone to tell you what's going on (in case I died?), and then continue on with my work day. I'm a man. I can handle a little hand lotion.
How's your work going? (I nearly typed some inappropriate nickname to that, but stopped myself. I blame the fact that I just read smut. That's yaoi, baby!) Want to kill customers? Have any customers killed any workers? (That happened at a Ghetto Rite! A customer ran over a worker with their car. I was all like "D:")
Also, I like the fact that I've been back as a mod for like four days now and they've already crawled out of their hiding places. Like they were just waiting for me to return so that I become less active than I was as a member to avoid them. I just want the mod perks! Not the mod responsibilities!
(Now to wait and see if anyone takes this seriously.)
The length of this VM is brought to you by procrastination. Because I really don't feel like trying to find all of my Andy/Angel fics which are located in like thirty different notebooks.
I've been flipping through Exile again! :D I never knew Andy had zero people skills. For example, you don't want to openly admit to knowing everything about a person's history that they didn't tell you because that means your sister is going to JUDGE YOU SO HARD right now. Especially after awkwardly laughing at an inside joke you weren't included on, which your sister also JUDGED YOU SO HARD about.
Gonna hush up now! *finger guns*