JX Valentine

Herro

Wait, I know that fife isn't a typo, k? But it just doesn't fit in there. >_>

Ahh, I see. I wanted him to use punctuation properly. :P Maybe I should fix that?

Taken note of.. but spelling 'poems' as 'poes' is senseless. ._.

Yep.

And XD.

hey could i be added to your fanfics pm list?

Lol what did he say? I came on like an hour ago.

Hehe thanks for what you said in my thread. :S

Haha! XD I have loved the thing ever since a saw the fluffball~ <3 Uber adorable~ So going on my team when I get my White. :3

Hello there fellow Erufuun lover! >w< <3

lol derp? you're not derpy at all. get some bamf profile pic or icon instead of magikrap. ;P

...speaking of Magikrap, he should get a new ability called Magic Crap, which would be just like Clefable's Magic Guard, except it doesn't do anything.

Trufax: I don't know what day it is.

I'm not sure what happened, but this conversation just strolls all over the place. I tried to go in some semblance of order, but...nope.

Speaking of sleep, my sleep schedule is screwed up. Sure, I'm waking up at a semi-normalish time, like noon, but... I miss my falling-asleep time of six in the morning. That's one of the disadvantages of getting a promotion and needing training, and the only one who can train you is someone who works the opposite shift as you.

How ever that conversation went to find out if you can get jell-o for cheap, it made my manager ask me all the time about you. idk. But I got him back by following him down the stairs describing positions for two men to lie together, iykwim.

I pretty much scrolled down to where the conversation turned to Novinha being violent. But she did slap Miro one time, and it was the most shocking thing in the family. So she isn't violent. She just likes having violence done to her. But in that, she finds a kindred spirit in Andy.

There's an Internet ruling on that, isn't there. Like everyone/thing will have a Mary Sue paired up with it. Because I remember reading a OSC fic where some older character wanted to take Ender on a date at the age of six and I flailed for many reasons.

While we're on this subject, I remember another reason why you should read Xenocide. There's an Asian lesbian couple in it. That was pretty much the only entertaining part of the book, with the exception of Andy emo-ing on a hill.

There's some big belief on the internet that Card didn't actually write Game or Speaker. One reason because he can't remember details about the characters that were mentioned before, like how Exile[/i[ makes no sense. Another reason is because those two books (and his other earlier books) are full of accepting others and Card is...an *******.

Plus, Ender is Hitler. IDK.

Clacky noises! My clicky noises whenever I'm on the computer has been known to be very relaxing. If I'm typing, then everyone around me falls asleep. And even if I'm using a mouse a lot, like when I'm in work and on PokeFarm, then... Well, my manager fell asleep one day when he was sitting next to me.

Don't even begin to try to imagine just what a typical work day is for me. Why yes. We do fall asleep after telling dirty jokes to one another.

This is why people think I'm innocent. Because I'm bloody shy (thank you, social anxiety) around people I don't know. So I'll be in work and all quiet and then my manager appears and my mouth opens and everyone else's eyes go big because PEOPLE'S EYES WIDEN WHEN THEY ARE SURPRISED.

And now I know that Bill tells dirty jokes. Just be like "Hey, so this lucario goes to the day care with her trainer..."

One day, I was sitting on the floor in front of the soy milk (wat) and this display of glass bottles was across the way from me. I was the only one on that side of the store. And then POW! Glass everywhere.

Speaking of which, why was I not informed of this fact? I freaking love green tea.

Doesn't narrow it down. You're gonna have to get more specific than that because "two twats on the BBS" could describe pretty much everyone on that board. And "everyone's a ****" should be a song.

Y'know, I think you're on to something. Because all the really annoying, drama-filled, wanky internet arguments I've seen have been caused by males. Yes, females have actually done some stupid things on the Internet, but not as epic as the ones caused by males. Because not only are males most likely to whine, but they're also more likely to say sexist homophobic comments that make people throw chairs.

Speaking of which, Kolink threw a temper-tantrum because the eight-year-old kids/people with learning disabilities on PokeFarm couldn't understand PHP code. So then he called everyone idiots. This is more hilarious when you know that the PokeFarm staff thinks saying "I don't like people who only click one egg" is flaming, but saying "**** off, you idiotic stupid noob" is a-ok.

I just stay on PokeFarm because it's a lot easier to click people. I don't have to wait for gazillions of tabs to load like on GPX+. PokeFarm has a separate website with tiny images that automatically loads parties for you so that you don't have to explode Firefox. It's much easier, since I do like to listen to Youtube videos while clicking, and I can't while on GPX+ but I can while on PokeFarm.

Also, PokeFarm matches the Pokemon's experience to the games. For example, it doesn't take 10,000 experience points to level up a Pokemon to level 2.

But I do like how on GPX+ you don't have to follow a beginning checklist when you first join. I can grab whichever eggs I want to. And the shelter/safari zone is better than PokeFarm's shelter, where finding Pokemon to adopt is difficult because all you get are the same eggs over and over again.

It's got quite the weirdest paragraphing habit. Narration is properly paragraphed, but dialogue isn't.

We can tell we're about to hit the end of the VM because my paragraphs go from long things to random spurts of insanity.

Also, one of those VMs was sent off to Azurne, who's like the sweetest piece of marshmallow fluff out of everyone.

I read hippyjolteon's fic way back when I was really into Whose Line? slash. There were some really great fics there. Some of the best, in my opinion.

The anime made Pokabu unbelievably adorable. Like, cuddly little bacon plushie woobie woobie baby adorable. Of course, it's the Fire starter, and you know what plot lines Fire starters get in the anime, with the exception of Torchic and Cyndaquil.

Yes I watch the anime again. Because, dangnabbit, Mijumaru is adorable enough to make me lose brain cells. I'm still upset that Dento, the new other male of the group, doesn't fit the epicness that he should since he has my favorite character's hairstyle. Way to get my hopes up.

Speaking of fitting names, I named one of my Pokemon in Black "Andy", found out it was worthless, and boxed forever. I think the name's perfect for it.

Maybe that's why people see me as ~*~rude~*~ because I'm so mean to poor Andy. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WIGGINS?

It's alright Jax, I tend to procrastinate with VM's at times - funny saying that though since there's nothing tedious about conversation -. I was always somewhat jealous of your old username, well, Valentine that is. I'm like that though, sometimes I see some pretty awesome usernames and wish they were mine, and since not everyone is a dictionary; my current means little to most.

Four years at least provided I don't get lazy and fall out. I actually had a meeting yesterday about my future with a career guidance counselor (okay really that makes everything seem a lot more euphoric than it actually was), but I'm 99.9% sure I'm going into New Media & English, which suits me perfectly as I want to go into reviewing film, music, books and the likes. Boring ambition no? So I guess I'll see if I feel the same as you did about the English courses, even if mine is sort of directed into something else but anyway!

Ah, well I'm sure you'll get something, I mean, employers would be jumping at people with degrees. Or I'd like to think so at least, or else my education will go to waste, heh.

Such a typical thing for annoying good friends to do, subtly hint at you to make them brownies. Reminds me of people who buy birthday presents for others but really they buy them for themselves XD Though I know that's a more malicious comparison.

Would you believe that the first fan-fiction I read was yours? Though to be true, it was one chapter, but I never really found the time to continue. I'm one who's borderline "I want to read more FF" and on the other hand "But I have countless other things I should be doing".

Also I'm pretty sure I fail because my avatar isn't Mijumaru. fff.

Edit: And just as I say the latter, Syd changes her avatar to Vicinti XD

I just don't like nuts period. No pun or innuendo intended, lol.

Sundays are nice. And band is nice. We go to high school games and play in the stands with their bands on Friday nights, so that's a killer too. I mean, I choose to go. XD We went to my old high school (from 8th and 9th grade) last Friday and I just got home from the game at my actual high school (the one I graduated from). Fun game and it was nice I remember the songs for the most part. :D

Our univ changed the absence policy though. We're only allowed 10 cuts. :| It wasn't like that previously, I heard.

Hi. I just noticed your edit to your last VM, and I'm just as confused at that as you are. I also received one (along with bobandbill) and he and I could not figure out what's going on. I think it's safe to assume that we will never receive an answer.

Also, I keep misreading "Braid" as "Brad" and getting my hopes up that it's a Whose Line? fic. Sadly, I am always disappointed.

Your page... It is a parade of Mijumaru.

Longer response will come on...Wednesday? When I'm not slowly becoming a hermit because clicking eggs is all I do.

Good. I don't like when brownies have nuts. :( It ruins them for me!

Being in band helps too. It's easier to get to know people and then you might end up with some band people in your classes so it's great. :D But the only day off I have is Sunday. XD; (Is currently skipping English because I was too lazy to get up.)

Brownies? :D Yummmyyyy. Nuts or no?

Yeah, I just started college. Much better than that high school bs. :D

More board drama? I just might have to head back to the BBS in order to keep on top of these things. Apparently you just can't admin any forum without some drama added to it.

In other words, tell me your woes. I'm like the Statue of Liberty, only I want the drama instead of the poor and weary and I can't be controlled by a Nintendo controller.

Also, apparently the Revision Bin is being brought to PokéFarm, only with much harsher terms being used in the open. I was going to respond to that thread, but I can't think of any way other than "Wouldn't the staff's fics be tossed into the Junkyard for not meeting standards? :V" And apparently bad grammar scars children for life. IDK.

:( to the job fair. And to drivers aiming for you. Maybe they'd figure you'd prefer to fly to the job fair?

Take your time. So long as I know that you ain't dead or that I didn't scare you away by admitting that I'm one of those sane otherkins.

...traitor...

Note: I'm like half-asleep, so there won't be typos out the ass.

And then there's me with caffeine, where I was pretty much raised on it so it doesn't affect me. I could drink a few coffees, and then go home and sleep. The only effect caffeine has on me is the fact that I go through withdrawal if I don't get any, which means migraines. Oh boy!

gdi the soda i'm drinking now is caffeine-free. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

My scanner is plugged in and all I have left to do is scan in everything. But I cracked my head on the corner of my keyboard tray, so I took a break to make sure that I wasn't bleeding to death. And then my cat decided to settle right in on the pile of things to scan, so... You try moving a cat.

I read that in work, and my mind jumped to the title of that shock video (because you're a girl and I'm stuck in a girl's body and that sounds like the plot to a 90's sitcom), and I snorted in laughter loud enough that a coworker fled down the stairs.

If I could, I would seriously eat a pint? Pound? Container of strawberries a day. Whenever I buy one, I come home and nom it. Would do so more often, but strawberries are seriously expensive most of the time. And then when they're on sale, all I can find are the already mushed ones and I also refuse to even touch those.

A ten-percent one off your entire order. I had to ask to make sure. And you may now imagine how that conversation went.

Well, if you'd like a quick summary...

Woof. Actually, I'm a horny dog. This conversation reminded me that I would really like to buy a collar.



I recall Card saying that to think of the relationship between the Wiggin trio, he took his relationships with his siblings and turned them up to the extreme. So... Creepy. But at least the line in Game about Andy feeding squirrels is somewhat true.

YES YES AND YOU GET CAPSLOCK YES!

This is the one thing that bugged me about Exile. That, and the fact that the plot was messed up, the characterization was off, and it read more like horrible fanfiction than canon (and when I finished reading it, I was all like "TEENAGE ANDY DESERVES BETTER!" because I am a freaking fanperson for teenage Andy I tell you what). But the romance in there felt very forced and rushed. Like one relationship out of the ones Card wrote about actually ended up together, but it was very bizarre.

And then the ending and it was all just very rushed. It was like Card completely forgot what plot he was going to follow for the book midway, getting distracted by plot A for the majority of the book before doing a time skip and was like "Oh hey, have plot B!" But it was rushed and...and...and I have a massive Andrew/Angel multi-chapter add-on to it.

I really think Exile is my own "bat credit card".

Not at all. Pretty much everyone else got cold-hearted Novinha except Libo, who got loving Novinha.

Not gonna lie, I read all of Speaker, Xenocide, and Children of the Mind expecting Novinha to slap Andrew. From what I recall, she never did. (But I blocked Children pretty much completely from my memories.) Which I always found odd. IDK. Maybe I just expect Andy to get slapped by women. I know Angel beats him up on a few occasions.

... I JUST LIKE MY GAY HURT/COMFORT FICS! *curls in fetal position*

Speaking of fanfiction here, the fics from 2003 scare me. Like, if you thought FFL-spamland was bad? These fics are horrible, the reviews are horrible, and no one had an idea of what was going on. I'm looking at a fic now which has Bill handing out starting Pokemon to a new trainer. And Bill's described only as "a British-accented." That's it.

Good flippity God. WTF.

Sure, the kids here might not know how to make a paragraph, but at least they listen half the time. And at least the reviewers who do review know what they're talking about. Like someone saying a story was written in script when it wasn't.

What is this? Rant night?

I kind of stopped reading fics. I don't know what happened. I just lost interest. Still write my own, of course, but I really don't have the want to read anyone else's. I might just try to leave little "make paragraphs plz" reviews to get some activity in FF&W.

I would use Q10, but I don't get distracted while typing. And I don't write my stories directly from head to computer. I always write it out long-hand first. In fact, half my desk is covered in notebooks for all the story ideas I have, and I have three boxes of empty notebooks under my bed/next to the sofa. So really, I'm good with actually writing. It's just that I really need to stop getting ideas for Andy/Angel fics.

>_>
<_<

Sometimes, I wonder if you secretly channel me to write Bill's character. Because when someone gets to know me more, they realize that I'm not bright-eyed and innocent like I appear to be.

As for emblems: IDK.

As for emblem drama: IDGI. But you know, it's not like anyone ever thinks to ask for the writer's emblem from me. No, much easier to complain about not getting noticed where I won't notice them.

Also, in work, I leaned against a display of butter. Said display was on wheels. That wasn't fun.

Also, I may have inadvertently made it easy for you to get a job at Ghetto Rite. Sorry!

Edit: The amount of random people looking at my profile has skyrocketed ever since we started VM-ing again.