Recent content by Master Electrician

Drop some acid, smoke a pack of cigarettes and enjoy some sex and coffee. Read a few favorite poems, then keep control of my life and off myself before the day was done and someone took life away from me.

I am fully capable of surviving with nothing more than a bottle of water, a bedroll, and a pocketknife. Draw your conclusions from that.

I take my coffee as black as Dick Cheney's soul and strong enough to drink me if it feels like it.

Well, put bluntly: You're overthinking this entire situation. Love is a hurtful, ****ed up, messy thing and you're a freshman in high school. There's going to be more girls out there who'll make you happy and break your heart. Even if right now, all you want is her, that will change. My advice...

Yes, two reasons why. Given the projected size of the universe, it is statistically almost impossible for some form of extraterrestrial life to exist. Whether that life is sentient or even necessarily sapient is another matter, though that is also likely. Second, it is impossible to prove a...

Misty gets my vote, I've always like the name and it has some personal symbolism there. My second vote would be Other: Ash/Ashlee.

Well, it's come to this: Roughly three weeks ago, I broke up with my girlfriend. It was a long distance relationship, and looking back, one I wasn't terribly invested in. It lasted for four months, all told. I grew interested in another who reciprocated. We're currently together, and I have to...

In what we SEE, good always wins. Logically, though, good does not always win or the entire Rocket organization would never have even come together. That still doesn't address economic concerns, that fact that you're statistically likely to fail even if you do manage to become one of a fairly...

Quite frankly, I don't trust the majority of eighteen-year-olds. Raise the voting age to twenty, let the people live on their own for a bit and figure out just how things work in reality as opposed to giving them a ticket to participate in a world-altering decision straight out of Senior year...

The bigger the boom, the better for me. That, and screaming "**** you" to the world, I've done it the past couple years as my last word of the year, and I'll continue to. It's that, and spend time with the woman I love.

My condolences on the death. It's amazing how a pet can become so much more, how we can love and identify so much with them. To have her taken away in an untimely and brutal manner must be even worse. She'll be in my thoughts and prayers, as will you and yours. Grieve, and remember her, but...

Knives, but that's primarily situational. I have a fear of deep, deep water. I don't mean like deep pool deep, I'm fine being where I can't reach the bottom. I mean like Marianas Trench deep. And it's not so much a fear, but around large groups of people, I get a little twitchy.

Don't get involved with anyone if you don't want to. Trust me, I've been there, it's a mistake. Better to just tell them, "I'm sorry, but no" now instead of having a nasty breakup down the road. The latter hurts a lot worse. I also find that exercise really helps, especially anger. Get an...

Get away from the situation. Take a break from PC and spend some time in the rest of the world. Take walks. Exercise. It helps.

First off, if it's a persistent condition and this kind of thing has troubled you in the past, it might be worth speaking to a psychiatrist. Clinical depression isn't something that can necessarily be dealt with through normal coping methods and it's much better to see someone who knows what...