Miz en Scène

Yeah, tried that. Couldn't figure it out.

Hey. Wanna get into politics with me? You get England out from under the foot of the Queen and you can be President of England. I'll have Australia secede from the Commonwealth and be President of Australia. Together we'll overrun America giving any states that would like the chance to secede that freedom to, and then you and I will rise up and take over other Western powers and both be known as President of the West. I will personally be known as President South. You can be President North. Our American leader guy will be the Minister of the Far West.

Eventually, we'll have the whole world join onto us peacefully and we'll bring the world into a state of peace. THEN, when all is right, we plague each continent and landmass with a unique disaster - dinosaurs, giant robots, anything that can be fought - and turn the Earth into our playground and we blame it on Lex Luthor. Then, my friend - then only the strongest humans will survive and we will rebuild Earth in Superman's image.

I wouldn't want to imagine the pain of labour. Any wife of mine will be doing something much better. Water births, or the squatting one. Laying on your back is the REASON it's painful. That's just to make it easier for doctors.

Sexy. As. Hell. xD

EDIT: Sometimes I do stupid things. Like I woke up just after noon yesterday, and now it's Wednesday and I've been awake all night watching Season 3 of Smallville and it's really awesome but I've just realised I'm going out for drinks tonight... so at, like, 4 in the afternoon, I'll probably be pretty tired. Oh well. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, I think. 0.0
EDIT++: And I've slept through part of today, and I leave for drinks in just under an hour. I'm looking forward to it.

I wish a shaolin monk was my grandma. Sex counts as an act of extreme violence, I'm sure. If not, going into labour definitely would.

Wishing you were a sponge who wishes he could be a mushroom. :p

Granny Smith apples are nice. Red apples are ordinary.
I'd hardly call me with my shirt off "indecent". In fact, I've heard many sources[citation needed] say that me with my shirt off is "sexy as hell".
But yeah, don't forget grievous bodily harm, when I bludgeon her near to death with half the apple. I assume that's something I have to do with my newfound weapons. >=D
Like my grandma used to say, "Anything you can tear in half, you can tear into a weapon." Oh, grandma! (I don't know if my grandma ever said that. I'm running on assumptions here. Like the million monkeys/typewriters thing, I'm just hoping that slipped out of her mouth at some point)

Anyway, I'm going to friend's place today for planning NaNo stuff and playing board games and **** like we do. I'll talk to you tomorrow, brother. Take care.

Okay, since you're not karate-chopping them, it's a) not retarded and b) not cool.
But that's still awesome. xD I'm totally gonna do it. With Granny Smiths, 'cause they're the only apples I even eat.
I imagine being in a fruit shop and being all, "Hey, this apple looks nice, lady. You wanna share with me?" And then before she can answer, just rip my shirt off and tear the apple in half and smear it all over myself.

That is literally the most retarded thing you could be doing. xD
How are you breaking them? Like, twisting? Crushing? Karate-chopping? I need to know so I can best you. BEST. YOU.

Yeah, I was flying at the time. How did you know? I mean, I was just casually flying through the air, catching flies. *Swag*

I would have liked if Korra watched Amon do that and was all, "This seems... strangely familiar." Or something like that.

And I just caught a fly with my hand. Not bragging or anything, but, you know, I'm awesome. xD

HOLY CRAP, EPISODE 4?!?!?!?! *TTTORORORENETS* ... not available. :(
Well, I don't exactly see a lot of people metal bending. Just the cops, and they were taught by Lin Beifong, so that's totally understandable. The lightning bending... well, the guys in that factory are probably all pretty powerful firebenders. Mako seems to be pretty powerful, you know?

I think back in the day it was so hard because so few people did actually know how to do it, so nobody could really teach it.

What I dislike is that Amon is all, "Yo, I'mma take this negro's bendin' away, HAHAHA." And he thinks he's hip, 'cause he's doing it before it becomes cool. And everyone's all shocked and stuff like it's the worst thing in the world. Whereas Aang is all, "*****, please. I was doing that before it EXISTED."

Twilights parents are all, "Oh yes, that's our daughter. Yes, the one the Princess calls on, like, all the time. Yeah. No biggie."

Ahahaha. That's awesome. That would rule.

Man, MLP is SO ****ing Disney. Like, it's not even funny how Disney it is. xD
And yeah, I figured she was probably an impostor early on as well. And when Twilight was in the cave, I was kinda like, "Hmm, I wonder..."

Strong start, strong finish, meh middle on this season, yeah. I wanna know why Twilight's brother has a different last name. Like, which one of them is freaking adopted, yo? xD

Ooh, I haven't watched it yet. I'mma watch it now after I find out if Legend of Korra's third episode is out yet.
EDIT: ... so Korra's third episode is out, but I'm watching MLP first and, um, ... what the ****?
First, there's a surprise brother, and second, Princess Celestia just TELLS them all to do their bit. Like, there's literally no question. You'd think she'd let teenagers just go to the wedding, but NOOOOO. No, they have jobs now. I find that incredibly odd.

Anyway, now that the initial weirdness is out, hopefully it'll be good. ;p

Man, the arguments on that video. Jesus.

Hey man, cattle are people too. Don't discriminate.

I dunno, I find that the added challenge that Hardcore is presenting is really making it fun to play. I mean, every near-life experience (Fight Club reference, if you remember :p) is just... so exhilarating. Every time I almost fall into a hole to my death... it makes me stop and think. I like that.

I see you're using ladders there instead of signs. I prefer to use signs in my water drops. Looks nice with the painting there, too. Personally, I'm just looking forward to connecting more **** to the water drop from the well so I have a better reason to use it. Also, I dropped a villager down there and now he walks around the tunnels and looks after my stuff. What a rad dude.
I still find it funny how I connected my house to the tunnels. :p I had a point that I had to get to with the tunnel, and I just had to dig down and across. I know I'm not supposed to dig straight down, but I only had to go fifteen blocks, most. You know what happened? There's a ravine... right ****ing under me. I almost died. So glad I didn't. I play so much more careful now, since I'm in Hardcore.

My little town is flourishing. I haven't done much in the way of building, but I've been doing a bunch of caving. So many intersecting ravines. I have the coolest glass-encased walkway down the side of the ravine, too, and I build a storage room which can be easily accessed by dropping down the town well and at the other end you can just climb straight back into my house. :)

Yeah, my brother used to play FIFA Street. He was good at it... *******.

I've kind of lost my fear of spelunking. I have a mild fear of spelunking-CHOICE, though. Like, you go to the mouth of a cave and it's all dark and I'm like, "Screw that," not because it's dark but because there's a bunch of different directions. I just want a nice, easy tunnel. At least then I know there's only two directions that monsters could be. Also, I have Rei's minimap which tells me with a red dot where monsters are. :p
Fear I get from Amnesia and Penumbra and that's why I haven't played either of those games in ages and probably never will play again. They're way too scary and I'm too much of a little *****.
The most anger I get though, is, like I said, flipping the bird at the screen, calling the NPCs c-Nuts and growling at the screen. I don't do anything physical. I think I said that already.

And, you know, screw the fanbase for anything. It only matters to me if /I/ like something, and if my friends like it or I get them into it, great.

That's why I specified WOMEN. :p I wouldn't call her a woman, exactly.

Yeah, it's pretty much like that. You don't even have to play soccer. When the game happens, it's all automated, but you have to control your player occasionally. Like, it just drops you in a little scenario with some players to pass to, or you can try for a goal, but there's no running around dribbling trying to stop the other team stealing the ball.

I dunno. I suck at the FIFA games, but some of them are actually pretty awesome. Like the FIFA street series is pretty badass. You play on basketball courts in Brazil and **** like that and you can bounce the ball off the fences and just stand there doing tricks while your opponents watch.
As for Halo, you can't put it in the same category as COD just because it's a shooter. Halo has a storyline. I've only played the original, but it's a pretty well-developed story, and the sequels, from what I've seen of them, actually add to it and make it pretty awesome, switching your POV to some of the enemy characters occasionally as well as with Master Chief.
COD is stupid because it tries too hard to be realistic with nothing real in it. It's all, "Oh look, a war, why don't you go be amazingly realistic when that never happens in war, and why don't you never have nightmares about it also!"
The kids who get addicted to it and rant when they lose? Well, they're not that much worse than you and me. I know not to invite them over for dinner though. It's their fault if they ruin their controllers. I'm kind of the same, though. I mean, every time I miss a goal in this soccer game or die in Minecraft, I get annoyed and swear a little bit and flip the bird at the screen, but I'm not violent, per se.

Flanellette shirts on women, man... *Fap* They look good on everyone, but on women... especially with short shorts or real nice jeans. They're just beautiful.

Yeah, I really only like this one because I have the one character who I control and I have to balance the love of my team, my fans, and my boss and try and negotiate better contracts and stuff. I'm not a fan of, like, FIFA or anything where you have to look after a whole team or anything.

That's true. Karen Gillan is hot and legal though. She's legal, right?
Probably doesn't help the anti-resemblance that they're both wearing flannelette shirts in those images.

Yeah, they're a little on the mildly-sociopathic-but-in-a-socially-acceptable-way side.
Speaking of which, I've been playing a soccer manager game lately... because I'm mildly-sociopathic-but-in-a-socially-acceptable-way, I named my character Cnut Destroyer (spelled correctly. duh). But then I got bored of that character and I got better at the game, so I remade my character and named him "Throat Destruction".