Nihilego

And yeah, that's why I suggested it to you! I'm on my fifth listen now!

I can make fun of a man who only wrote his autobiography under the condition it'd be classified and published as a 'Penguin Classic', rather than... you know, a new book. And knowing that it winds you up is just icing on the cake!

Is that an acronym that I'm too old for or are you just mad that I insulted poor defenceless Morrissey?

I guess you don't have to listen to it now. You can go listen to your vegetarian-fronted rock band if you want...

You need to listen to this right now. (If the link doesn't work, I think it's on Spotify...) It's like a combination of Youth Lagoon and Amy Winehouse and yeah that sounds weird but just go with it I've listened to it four times today please send help!

I Love You

Awh it looks cute like that

Nah, I don't

I see you're wearing your maturity well.

:D

Or below, whatever.

All of the above is on you.

Maturity comes in its own forms. I'm just glad we're both experiencing it.

And this is unacceptable. Now I know how all those great ancient philosophers feel when no one reads their works. That being said, I've never read a great philosopher's work, so maybe I'm part of the problem.

And I'd like a bacon sandwich also.

Maturity happens surprisingly quickly and can hit you like a ton of bricks. I'd never have thought I'd have a gym membership when I was a teenager.

Yeah, only I'd never get drunk on whiskey cocktails as a teenager. You're forgetting who you're talking to in that regard!

Wow. bandying around 'I love you's like they're Werther's Originals without even reading anything! Bad admin. Badmin, even!

And I was drunk when I wrote it! Great minds, etc.

That means you're going to bring it up in HQ and show me every single positive thing that people have to say about it y/y? Also wow I typed a lot!