'You're choosing not to give them grandchildren'? Pfft. Pffttfft. Pfffttffffpttt. If they're that wound up about it, and you want them yourself, surrogates and adoption are just as good. Also, maybe give mothers the benefit of the doubt! :P 'You're choosing to be something that's different from what they wanted for you since the day you were born' - hey, maybe they've always wanted a gay son! Or they just want you to be happy. I mean, normally I'd share the doom, but hey! Progress is thundering along! Just lookit that gay marriage vote. /yes i'm still high off that SUE ME
Your Monster one is excellent. :D Actually, they all were, the Monster one just tickled me extra hard for some reason. And :P uniqueness isn't enough, sadly. But it did make perfect sense in context! Granted, it made rather less sense plucked from its comfortable PC thread and plopped into your status bar.. but hey, at least we tried. ;)
GIRANDA GIRANDA GIRANDA :D I will text Clarice immediately (she's got opposable thumbs! IT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD) to ask her, but I have a feeling she's content just wandering through the bonsai garden by herself at the moment. Geronimo's excellent company, but you know Clarice... she does value her privacy.
And it's good to know you're in with the gardeners! :P Less so to hear about the masseur, but at least you're getting some decent blackmail out of it. (What kind of bonsai garden has a Free Massage Room, anyway? Maybe you misread the sign. :P) And on that note...