Juicy

I love you user name.

hello <3

<3

yeah, its a pretty average face. doesnt matter if it gets bashed around. might even improve it.

Team sports are best. If you do boxing, you might damage that face you're so proud of.

Yeaaahh we did! :) 2-1! I need to be fitter though!! You should play a team sport, then you will have so many new friends!

Um... you can totally do that, and I will continue to be a normal person. I am so hardcore... this always happens, the more the semester continues, the less uni I attend. I would be looking forward to hockey but muscles are still hurting from the game yesterday :( wah wah

hahahaha we defs have to be more ambiguous!! Not MANY plans today! yay. I have hockey tonight though... and I'm considering skipping uni ha ha ha I'm SO bad.

Well what are you going to do with yourself then?

Oh very impressed - so early by your standards!

Nooo you'd enjoy it because you didn't KNOW any better. And as it would have to be a huge downhill progression for me, I'd remember. And want to commit.
Wahhh I woke up so early so I could say goodbye to my parents!! :( what about you? did you sleep until the afternoon?

wahhhh I get scared/sad just thinking about that!!! If I was ever like that, I would kill myself!!!!!!

I could be strange strange?

You love it.

:) I took it! Socks trumped vanity. Never thought I'd see the day.

Ohh Charles, you're just trying to make me cry harder, aren't you?

I weep, Charles.

LIAR!!! I see through your lies. You are way too big a pun machine. You don't even notice when you churn them out these days!

I feel like you have made about 50 puns in one sentence and I'm slowly suffocating to death on my own vomit.

would u mind reading chapter one f my story