Meadow

Pretty sure it was Darkness. I didn't know Sky had that many extra things at the time. I hear it also has a juice bar that can drastically boost your stats. Such a shame I have to miss out on Celebi's "how I became an evil overlord" backstory. xP Though I guess I shouldn't complain too much considering I bought the game for only €10 on a flea market. :D

It's a start, haha. Slow and steady, as they say. :D

Really? Aww shucks. I guess I don't know my own strength. I was tense too. I felt like a frail feebas. But I guess all of the stress and dangers of battle made me evolve. This is our home. I wasn't going to see us lose it for sure without saying anything. I wasn't going to abandon our home and our family here even in her darkest hour :) I also saw it as an opportunity to really reach out and enjoy everyone like it was my last night in this world. Who knew what the future would hold? I seized every chance I saw. But fortunately it wasn't the end after all.

Anyway you may have forgotten your birthday, but we sure weren't going to let you forget! :D What would we do without you? This place would be awfully lonely with your fun-loving voice absent. I really hope your b-day was awesome. If not, well I may have to do something about that. Find Jirachi maybe so he can grant you wishes? Have Delibird use present? Get Jigglypuff to sing and request Happy Birthday? We'll work something out!

-Sam

:D

Ah, I see. I really hope she's not doing an inverse battle then.

:D

You're welcome ^^

:3 Alternatively, there's ice cream cake, but I can't vouch for your safety. ;)

Oh, I'm sure Sandshrew can still find some use of you before you kick the bucket, as Morian would say. ;D

Haha, no worries, it took no time at all—it was my pleasure! ^_^ As for my rad Photoshopping skillz, I'm a Shinx of all trades! ;) Besides, someone has to keep up with the competition. >:D

awww hehe, you're welcome!

You're welcome! :D Can't wait to see fishing rod shenanigans happen.

I didn't actually catch the edit, you ninja you. Care to tell me what things I wasn't supposed to see? ;P

OMG how did I forget about the shrooms?! Uhh, I mean I was totally thinking about exactly that when I wrote that, yes.

1. ► OPEN IT! (Right choice!)
2. Meh.

You carefully open the lid of the box, ducking away to prevent the contents from exploding in your face. They didn't, however, explode. A letter in the box catches your eye.

"Greetings," it reads "It seems we wish to acquire the same thing: reign over a certain kingdom. It might be beneficial for both parties to join forces. I can pursue domination with influence from the shadows and you wouldn't need to be paranoid when eating ice in peace. For now. I also provided an item that may be useful in dire situations as a gift as a token of our alliance. Happy birthday!"

The letter is signed with a paw print, seemingly belonging to a small mouse-like Pokémon.

In the box you find a brand new fishing rod, a couple of cute pictures of a certain cocoon Pokémon for your viewing pleasures (see spoiler below) and the blueprints of an elaborate world domination PokéTrivia at least domination scheme (check your PM inbox ;] ).

Happy birthday, buddy! ;D

But it was only 365 days, right? Or are you saying my entire existence will be only 365 days? D: I guess I'd better start writing my will then.

Don't you mean, that coward is sparing her life by not showing up yet? xP

Happy birthday to us!

Certainly, why not? It's your birthday after all. ^^

1. Exit through the chimney instead.
2. ► Just go eat some more ice cream.
3. ► Start dancing uncontrollably.
4. ► "Combusken, use Flamethrower on that door!"
5. ► Use your famed Photoshop skills to cut out the door and put it elsewhere.

Since you're starting to get late anyway, you decide you might as well eat a bit more of that terrific ice cream before it vanishes as mysteriously as it came. After emptying the entire bowl, you reach into the cabinet to grab another bottle of Antidote. None left. With the job you have, you tend to run out of these really, really fast.

A moment later you start feeling... fine. Surprisingly, you actually feel fine. What a plot twist! Out of pure joy, you start dancing. Ah, what gives? You just dance uncontrollably for another while to relieve your mind from burdening questions as to what is going on (and to burn the extra calories you just ingested). After ten minutes or so you get the ingenious idea to burn your front door down. You're in a hut in the meadows, what could possibly go wrong?

You take the Poké Ball dangling on your belt that has your shiny company logo on it and release the Pokémon inside. "Combusken, use Flamethrower on that door!"

The KFC Pokémon looks at you for a short moment, then made a clucking sound and obediently follows your command. Had you understood the language of Pokémon, you'd hear her say "Huhwut? Ah well, I imagine the boss knows what he's doing." But you don't, so you don't actually know she said that.

Flames lick at your door and a moment later only a pile of ash remains. It's a miracle the collateral damage is limited to a few crisped flowerbeds in your front yard. You then use your amazing Photoshop Skills™ to cut out the door, or what's left of it anyway. (Probably should have done these in another order, but oh well.) You paste the ashes in some random place on Antarctica to never see them again. On the floor lies a small metal plate that used to be attached to your door. "PULL" it says.

Outside, you find your road blocked by yet another obstacle: a huge parcel standing in your yard. Again, it's a miracle you haven't accidentally burned it down. "To: Mr. R. Librarian, Secret KFC HeadQuarters, 22QXZ PokéTrivia Kingdom" it says. What do you do with it?
1. OPEN IT!
2. Meh.

HEY! LISTEN! NAVI CAME BACK TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!



On this special day, you get to eat all the ice cream you want—I'm sure Sandshrew will let you off this time! ;D

Now get your buns over at Off Topic! ^_^

[spoiler]

Just like any other morning, you wake up, manage to get out of bed with a little effort, get dressed, go downstairs, eat the ice cream breakfast that awaits you on the kitchen table, grab you st- WAIT A MINUTE what was the last one again? That one's new! Either this is a trap or today is a special day of some sort. Or both. You decide to swallow an antidote, just in case.

Oh well, you can break your head over this issue later. Surely nobody could have found your new hideout. When you try to open the front door to access the meadows that hide your house, you notice that it won't budge.

You really need to go or you risk being late at work. You don't even want to think about the amount of things your minions could mess up when ruling the kingdom without you. So what do you do?
1. Exit through the chimney instead.
2. Just go eat some more ice cream.
3. Start dancing uncontrollably.
4. "Combusken, use Flamethrower on that door!"
5. Use your famed Photoshop skills to cut out the door and put it elsewhere.

Oh yes, that indeed looks like super legit game footage. I should immediately start playing.
*one eternity later* "Nothing still. I must have miscounted again. Tomorrow I will smite that boss for sure!"

Thanks for checking in on me though. Like I said I'm still a little paranoid because not too long ago this was almost the reality. I would have cried, maybe had a heart attack and needed an ambulance. Fortunately no need to involve Nurse Joy :)

Anyway I ope your doing awesome, you should be. I think something important happens to you this June. *sits party hat on your head* Happy Birthday in advance to a mod that we all love.

Hi Epilogue,

I was hoping that you could help me out as a moderator, because I'm really shocked and confused by this news and hope that maybe I have misunderstood it and that you could explain more to me. Is this really the end of our home here?
https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=9883742#post9883742

HEY you still need to get on discord ;__;

Thank you so much!! <3

Well hello there, partner! :D

Don't think I didn't know you had something to do with this, you sly Swadloon, you! <3

I think i actually qualify to take the username Karp o.o but im not sure how itll work since the thread specifies that they have made 0 posts, guess ill try it and see.