This now makes me think of Andy and Bill attempting to do the same thing with each other. Only Bill is lactose intolerant, so then Andy emos over the fact that Bill would refuse to eat his culinary masterpieces. And then, Bill might give in to puppy dog emoing, and then it all goes downhill from there. They don't even get to the part about pearl necklaces. Only they do, but it's a bit of a squick factor at that point.
Yeah, I don't think smut factors into their relationship, no matter which way you look at it. XD The two of them together would just fail at everything.
So...
1. Van Helsing x Andy?
2. Like Rambo!Andy?
3. Andy in leather bondage gear?
My brain just broke.
I swear to God. I keep trying to process the image of Angel as a woman based on the screens you've shown me before, only it's Angel in drag. He's got this blonde wig and this very tight, flamboyant dress and these high platform shoes that are equally flamboyant, but it's obvious he's a dude with a wig.
...So, in other words, I guess you could say I'm imagining him like Angel in RENT.
Because his man got woman bits. ;_; That shatters his entire world!
Still, nice cheating skillz.
This just makes me think of what the higher staff stalking our convo would do if they got plastered. Oh God. Beachy and the koalas. They'll maul his face off.
I <3'ed because fish are awesome in general. Granted, I don't get sick if I try to eat anything else, but I wouldn't mind eating variants of salmon every day (if I could afford it). So long as it's not tilapia, I'm like, "Woot! Potential sushi!"
Which reminds me. Refresh my memory, but what're your thoughts on sushi?
...I don't know whether to stick batteries in your pockets or go, ";_; Asty needs pants to get around!" Dammit, woman! Don't make me choose!
Clearly. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(