are all these numbers above 1000 actually valid, koff~
Anyways:
1238
Ride your Harley through the store
1239
Whip out your man-boobs and put on a 'puppet show'
1240
Wear a blue vest and start working. Even though you don't work there.
1241
Start playing marbles with a group of friends
1242
Put random items into other shopper's baskets
1243
Ring up as many items you can fit in a cart, then 'forget' something. Come back an hour later with another cart with just as much stuff; 'forget' something again.
1244
Go around telling kids Ronald McDonald wants to sleep in their brains
1245
Ride around on the disabled carts backwards so it gives a constant 'beep'
1246
Bring a large dog into the store
1247
Wear only underwear, say it's for science and that the CIA wishes to use clothes as a means to eat your ideas.
1248
wear nothing, say it's for 'medicinal' purposes. Hit on the opposite gender; or alternatively, hit on the employees
1249
Ask if they have a return policy on dead animals
1250
Take shotgun shells from the various birdshot boxes they don't have behind the counter
1251
walk around in a 'ghost' costume
1252
Walk around in a certain WWII veteran costume
1253
Walk around eating a plate of pasta and talk with your mouth full
1254
Dress in a nice suit and ask people if they've seen your daughter. When they say no they haven't, take out your wallet and show them a photo. Now they've seen your daughter. This can work for sons, husbands, wives, brothers, sisters, and parents.
1255
Start living there
that's about it for now, koffi~