I've got 'em. Immaculate and lustrous, like Kylo Ren's hair, and they're my only friends. I'm also left-eyebrowed - meaning that it's the only one I can really raise.
Most guys know where eyebrows are at. Not geographically, well, they do, but in terms of grooming. They leave them alone. Let them thrive. Don't over-style, or pluck them into obscurity. Just ignore your eyebrows, people! They'll love you for it. Sure, darken them or whatever, but leave it there.