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You won't probably see me ever again never anymore in any case ever.
That is because I'm going to shoot myself soon.

Why?
"Exercise 7
Imagine you're an artist. Write about an ordinary day in your life. Try to use all the words from exercise 6."

Well, I could do that. Write about myself as some crazy kick-ass performance artist.

Then, why do I hate this?
"The text should be about 100 words long."

This is just a huge waste of my time ;_; I could be writing something fun, for example...
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txteclipse, you just seriously cracked me up with that xD I expecially liked the "epic pointy things"! And the ridiculous number of energy beams! Ahh!
There's light in this world again!

txteclipse said:

Your main character is about to pilot a giant robot powered by fighting spirit into combat. What motivational speech/battle cry/over-the-top-shounen-anime-type-thing do they scream as they head out?

There would be five mechs for each of my E.C. characters, and of course they would combine into one gigantic one when they really wanted to own. I'd imagine the transformation sequence would be something as such:

"Ren, merge ready!"

"Latias, merge ready!"

"Kairn, merge ready!"

"Latios, merge ready!"

<Houndoom, merge ready!>

*insert brilliant flash of light and awesome robot combination here, with lots of whirring/clamping parts and epic pointy things sprouting everywhere*

All at the same time: "Merge success! Ride Armor Eon GO!!!!11!!1"

*A ridiculous number of energy beams fire in every direction.*

Mewtwo would probably just very coldly say something like "My chances of success are 98.963%. Your decimation will be utter." And then her mech would simply create a supernova and disintegrate everything within three lightyears.

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You remind me of my child hood days and "Power Rangers."

txteclipse, you just seriously cracked me up with that xD I expecially liked the "epic pointy things"! And the ridiculous number of energy beams! Ahh!
There's light in this world again!

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Or is that just the energy beams?

Buoysel said:

You remind me of my child hood days and "Power Rangers."

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I actually thought of that. I'm pretty sure every show with mechs has taken something from Power Rangers.

Power rangers? That show creeps me out. When I was a small child it wasn't so bad. I rather enjoyed it actually. But that changed. That show has been on for almost twenty years now, and each season repeats the whole "bunch of teens with super suits and mechs" idea. Each one has a different story, sure, but they are just so corny! Gah!

And now for something completely different. Monty Python is awesome!

If anything you wrote could be published, what would it be?
Nothing. I don't want anything published yet. Yeah, you heard me!

Now run as I shout NI!

EDIT: *facepalm* I made a very dumb mistake. Is fixed now.

If you could anything you wrote could be published, what would it be?
Probably my upcoming parody, which is going to be full of awesomeness and insanity. NOT GIVING SPOILERS THOUGH! SPOILERS BAD! SO IS TACO BELL ON A THURSDAY NIGHT! Insanity is fun, yes?

Darn my reviewer side HAVING to fix the topic. Sometimes I hate impulse.

If anything you wrote could be published, what would it be?
My OSC fanfiction. Stupid things are just going to have to rot away in my notebooks and on my computer with no one to look at them. The best writing I've ever done, and I have to pretend it doesn't exist.

Other than that, nothing.

And thank you, txteclipse, for reminding me of my childhood. ;.;

If anything you wrote could be published, what would it be?
My awesome collection of short stories!
I'm so impatient I haven't yet finished anything long. But, as I am a true genius, my short stories would sell insane amounts of copies.

Oh how much I wish I was right...

I'm almost ready with my portfolio, and as I haven't shot myself yet, I assume I'm going to make it alive. After that, I can finish the prologue of my marysue-parody.
...Oh, wait, I can't, I have to go to sleep...
High school is going to ruin my career in literature ;_;

By the way, are you familiar with the awesomest piece of political satire ever made by human kind..?
If someone doesn't understand how is it political satire, I can explain. It is. Trust me.

Edit: Why is it that when you have to choose between sleep and fun, you never choose sleep? I'm going to die tomorrow at school and at our orchestra rehearsal, but I don't care! I finally wrote something. yay. Good for me.
zzzzz

Also, when I was a kid, my parents didn't let me watch Power Rangers ;_; so, I watched the show secretly at my friends' houses. I saw one episode a while back and frankly, I don't think I would let my kids watch something as stupidly written and badly dubbed...

If you write it well, then of course it's interesting ;)

Hey y'all, I'm new to these parts of PC and there's just one simple question I'd like to get answered:

Does this thread, beign the Fanfiction lounge, serve as Otherwriting lounge, too? I might want to ask some questions later on, so I'm asking in advance...

An-chan, just think of this Lounge as a less insane version of the PFF&PL. You can ask whatever questions you want to have answered about other writing. Hopefully, you can get some answers to help. =)

But yeah, this thread combines both the Lounge and the Writer's Lounge sub-forum of PFF&P.

Good going, An-chan. Your video of HALF-NAKED ASIAN MEN killed the Lounge.

*starts slow clap*

*laughs* what video of Half naked Asains?

An-chan said:

If anything you wrote could be published, what would it be?
My awesome collection of short stories!
I'm so impatient I haven't yet finished anything long. But, as I am a true genius, my short stories would sell insane amounts of copies.

Oh how much I wish I was right...

I'm almost ready with my portfolio, and as I haven't shot myself yet, I assume I'm going to make it alive. After that, I can finish the prologue of my marysue-parody.
...Oh, wait, I can't, I have to go to sleep...
High school is going to ruin my career in literature ;_;

By the way, are you familiar with the awesomest piece of political satire ever made by human kind..?
If someone doesn't understand how is it political satire, I can explain. It is. Trust me.

Edit: Why is it that when you have to choose between sleep and fun, you never choose sleep? I'm going to die tomorrow at school and at our orchestra rehearsal, but I don't care! I finally wrote something. yay. Good for me.
zzzzz

Also, when I was a kid, my parents didn't let me watch Power Rangers ;_; so, I watched the show secretly at my friends' houses. I saw one episode a while back and frankly, I don't think I would let my kids watch something as stupidly written and badly dubbed...

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I'm NEVER following a link you post again.

*proceeds to scratch eyes out and burn memories.*

Astinus said:

Good going, An-chan. Your video of HALF-NAKED ASIAN MEN killed the Lounge.

*starts slow clap*

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"half-naked?" I don't want to do the math, but I'm guessing more like 19/20ths naked. Never before have I cleared the history so fast as I did when I glanced at that video for less than a second.

Jeeze, and I joined this forum under the impression that everyone else would be like, twelve or something.

BTW, I never watched Power Rangers. I was too busy watching the best children's anime ever: Digimon!

icomeanon6 said:

"half-naked?" I don't want to do the math, but I'm guessing more like 19/20ths naked. Never before have I cleared the history so fast as I did when I glanced at that video for less than a second.

Jeeze, and I joined this forum under the impression that everyone else would be like, twelve or something.

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I think this thread has the highest average user age.

EDIT: and An-chan, no more porn links.

I don't know if this belongs here, but I have someone on a plane who then needs to get on top of the plane, for a Pokemon Battle, I know its corny, but I cant find a plot hole to do it with ...

BaconBoy914 said:

I don't know if this belongs here, but I have someone on a plane who then needs to get on top of the plane, for a Pokemon Battle, I know its corny, but I cant find a plot hole to do it with ...

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If the plane is in the air, then its physically impossible, the cabin is pressured, and the wind speed would be way too high. Ever try standing in 400+ mph wind?

If the plane is on the ground, have a Pokemon use an attack to punch a hole in the roof.

BaconBoy914 said:

I don't know if this belongs here, but I have someone on a plane who then needs to get on top of the plane, for a Pokemon Battle, I know its corny, but I cant find a plot hole to do it with ...

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I sure hope the plane's moving pretty slowly, otherwise no human or Pokemon would be able to stay on top of it without getting blown right off. However, if you don't mind tossing out a little realism for the sake of an entertaining story, that shouldn't be a problem.

My suggestion would be either using a blowtorch to open a hole in the roof, or having a psychic-type use a really accurate Teleport.

BaconBoy914 said:

I don't know if this belongs here, but I have someone on a plane who then needs to get on top of the plane, for a Pokemon Battle, I know its corny, but I cant find a plot hole to do it with ...

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There aren't any plot holes, just gaping holes in physics. Is this plane in the air, or is it on the ground, not moving. If the latter is the case, then this is fine. If the former is the case, it would be impossible to do anything, considering the speed at which the plane would be moving.

On another matter, An-chan has definitely shown me the creepiest thing I have ever seen. I want to gouge my eyes out, then remove the section of my brain that controls sight. I got a headache from watching that. An-chan, please, warn us before you link something like that again.

This was my mind when I first saw that.

Hippy! said:

This was my mind when I first saw that.

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This officially wins as the third-best website I have ever been to.

I don't know if this belongs here, but I have someone on a plane who then needs to get on top of the plane, for a Pokemon Battle, I know its corny, but I cant find a plot hole to do it with ...

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Pokemon on a Plane! 8D

I don't want to do the math, but I'm guessing more like 19/20ths naked.

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I'm not doing the math either. As soon as there was a close-up of the naked human foot in the video, I was out of there. >< And then proceeded to block the video from my memory by eating hot dogs. 8D

Umm, An-chan? WTF? I go to work and come back to nearly naked Asian men dancing and singing about getting nine hours of sleep and other random stuff? I mean, I laughed, but wtf?

I don't know if this belongs here, but I have someone on a plane who then needs to get on top of the plane, for a Pokemon Battle, I know its corny, but I cant find a plot hole to do it with ...

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Sounds like something you would see in Yu-gi-oh! Actually, as long as you develop it correctly and create a somewhat likely series of events leading to the battle, say a malfunction followed by banging on the cieling, then it should work out well enough.

EDIT: Wow, I have never seen so many replies to one question in the process of one post. But the rest of them are right, you have to take in the scientific aspect when you think about this. If you don't care about the realism, then just do it. However, if you want to keep it semi-realistic, then you should just toss the idea and do it inside the plane or something.

Also, I think it should have been in just the writer's lounge instead of the fanfiction lounge. I might be wrong, Astinus can tell me off if I am (which would be pretty hot, if done the right way XD)

EDIT 2: There won't be any Ekans or Arbok, right? We all know how Snakes on a Plane turned out...