PokéParty Time! [Throw things like crazy at the next poster!]

*smacked in the head*

Why, you son of a *beep*, I'm going to *beep* your *beep* and ram it right up your *beep* you *beep* beep* *beep* and *beep* your *beeeep*
...hang on, I'm getting something...

*throws a freshly unearthed Claw Fossil at next poster*

*catch* sweet! this'll be something i'll try to remember to revive but completely forget about and never do.

*throws Lucky Egg at next user*

*catches* Nice, I could always use more of these. Grinding is tedious and boring in Pokemon.

*throws a copy of Super Pokemon Mystery Dungeon at the next poster*

*catch* oooh i can't wait to try this on my non-existent 3DS!

*lobs Lickilicky's severed tongue at next user*

*catches* AHHHH WHY WOULD YOU THROW THIS?? THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

*throws a flailing Professor Oak at the next poster*

*catches* istg you better let me ride bikes indoors or else...

*throws bag full of X Items to next user*

*catches* ugh... I'll never use these.

*tapes the trigger down on a max repel and throws it to the next user*

*catches* ugh i wish this worked on people instead of pokemon

*throws half eaten lava cookie to next user*

...Ew. Sorry, but I don't want to touch something that was already bitten into.

But I hope the user below likes trying to hold a Snorlax.

i'll give the guy a big ol' hug! just make sure i'm the one on top tho

*throws a bunch of trubbish at the next user*

Great, now I don't need to buy new perfume 👍

*yobs a Gyarados at the next user*

*gets eaten whole* looks like i live here now

*throws a Rage Candy Bar at the next user*

Ah, I love candies.

Throws a Golem at the next user.

ouch...

*yeets a Mega Ring & a Heracronite at the next user*

I caught both of them, now imma train my heracross.

Throws Togetic eggs at the next user.

*catch* be more careful with them! you don't wanna crack these precious things <3

*yeets the entire Dept Store at the next user*

*splat*

My flattened ghost yobs a charcoal at the next user

*catch* perfect for this effigy i'm burning for my ritual <3 also i'mma start using yob bcs it's a funny word and i love it

*yobs a Dragonite plushie at the next user*

You don't wanna copy my uncouth lingo, lest you become a low class heathen like me :)

*grabs it and promptly takes it to my beadroom to join the other junk keepsakes*

Yobs a heart scale at the next user

i don't care if it turns me into low class heathen, i shall yob whenever i please!

*grabs* oh boy i can't wait to save this for the Move Tutor then completely forget about it when I get to where they're at

*yobs a Voltorb painted to look like a basketball at the next user*