So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...
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...and gets kicked out for excessive ogling.
a wartortle walks into a bar...
a wartortle walks into a bar...
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...and finds a Grovyle with which it forms a rescue team.
So a Rillaboom walks into the bar...
So a Rillaboom walks into the bar...
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... and it starts playing its drum louder than the music playing in the bar.
Then a Celebi walks into a bar...
Then a Celebi walks into a bar...
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And travels to the past so it can get cheaper drinks
A Lickitung walks into a bar...
A Lickitung walks into a bar...
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and is asked to leave because it's too young to be there
a Drampa walks into a bar...
a Drampa walks into a bar...
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and asked for no mushrooms on their pizza
a Stufful walks into a bar...
a Stufful walks into a bar...
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And thrashes about, hitting a Mega Gyarados, who leaves in annoyance.
His twin, another Mega Gyarados, swims to the bar...
His twin, another Mega Gyarados, swims to the bar...
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and files charges on the Stufful!
a Cramorant flies into the bar...
a Cramorant flies into the bar...
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And spits an Arrokuda at the owner's face.
But then a Kyurem walks into a bar...
But then a Kyurem walks into a bar...
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and keeps the beer cold while they fix the fridge!
a Jirachi walks into the bar...
a Jirachi walks into the bar...
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And it goes off on a rant why it is the best legendary Pokémon.
A Bidoof walks into a bar...
A Bidoof walks into a bar...
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...and gives the waitress a Simple stare?!
A Slowpoke walks into a bar...
A Slowpoke walks into a bar...
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and forgets why it came in in the first place
a Wash Rotom walks into a bar...
a Wash Rotom walks into a bar...
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and splashes all over the beer, ruining it >:(
a Leafeon walks into the bar...
a Leafeon walks into the bar...
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...and asks the waiter for a lime water with ice and a crushed mint leaf
A Poliwag waddles into the bar...
A Poliwag waddles into the bar...