~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Your house decides that you're the core reason that there is dirt inside and lpcks you out

I wish I knew how to speak every language

Granted, but you can no longer talk or type =\

I wish for a new Elder Scrolls game.

Granted, but it's developped by Game Freak 🙃

I wish to become a famous Twitch streamer :)

granted but you have to play your least favorite game daily to make ends meet

i wish chatgpt could do all my homework and not be considered cheating

Granted. Improves chatgpt massively. Completes all your assignments for you. Realizes how good it is at that field of study. Replaces your professor with chatgpt as well.

Wishes for a good night's sleep.

granted, but it's the only good night's sleep you have for the rest of the month. only one good night of sleep per month from now on!

i wish for cooler weather again. soon-ish.

Granted, a new record at -225 degrees Fahrenheit!

I wish family members would stop pressuring me to be in photos and on video camera.

granted, but should you ever change your mind and want to be in photos in the future, you will never be allowed in them.

ok that might not be half bad

i wish i was well enough financially to take time to volunteer for causes i care about

That's a nice wish, I hate to corrupt it, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Granted, you are well off enough financially to be able to volunteer for causes you care about, but that doesn't mean you do. The money corrupts you, and you become Scrooge.

I wish my loved one good fortune as she looks for a publisher for her book.

Granted. Finds a good publisher. Sends out review copies. Only falls into the hands of reviewers that treat it unfairly and hate it. Results in nobody giving it a chance or caring (beyond those she knows).

Wishes to no longer have allergies.

Granted, but now everything tastes very bad.

I wish for better drawing skills.

Granted, but you lose your hands.

I wish the next pokemon remake use 2.5d art style.

Granted, but they create the sprites using the 3D models as base. So, everything still looks boring.

I wish for some Ice Cream.

Granted. Receives a three-flavor tub of pickle, durian, and jalapeno-flavored ice cream. Sprinkled some raisins in too, for sweetness.

Wishes to have excellent vision.

Granted, but a certain someone becomes jealous and now starts stalking you:


I wish to blend in better and not stand out.

Granted, but what was I doing just now?

I wish for a new sandwich making machine!

Granted, but now bread is banned everywhere!

I wish for good grades in school!

Granted, everyone else now gets good grades!

I wish for new shoes!

Granted, but their size is much too small =\

I wish for a hug.

Granted, but now you keep hugging forever!

I wish for a new universe lacking emotions