The Roast of maccrash

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    Welcome, so, we're gonna do a thing, and read over this before it get too stupid. The staff is awesome, right? Right. Hella awesome. Fuck yeah. So what better way to honor them with a roast? Yep. Let's fuck em up.

    If you don't know what a roast is, here you go:
    "Roast (comedy) A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience. This type of event was created as a mock counter to a toast."

    This isn't an excuse to troll. Post in toast format only. No "lol u suck" plz. Post your rants about said person, and yes, they've already consented to this, so use mercy sparingly. Oh! And, include something nice at the end, because, of course, we only roast the ones we love <3
     
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    Hey matt how's it going it's me your buddy Pauly remember me. you'll have to excuse me -- when you agreed to get roasted I'm sure you were excited to get grilled by all the amazingly unique and posh members and not some chav pleb scum such as myself. but oh well

    So maccrash right. He's your typical well adjusted upper-class sheltered privileged kid from the burbs. In other words, sophisticated. His posts in the "what are you listening to?" threads are made up of the various moldy historical artifacts he finds in the vinyl section at Goodwill. Want to look up a song he posted? Well it's not on the internet. Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Sophisticated people, they have a different take on grammar. Caps are out. But if you're toff enough you can cap Random Words in your sentences Like This. Acronyms such as tbh and jfc are mandatory. Punctuation, also out. All posts however long must be paragraph long run on sentences. Member titles should be lyrics from your favorite indie songs. Bonus points for a solo artist with only one album. Look I would try and explain these things to you but I am just not toff.

    We're just getting started with this roast. But here are some classic maccrash jokes to help inspire you guys


    • Why did maccrash burn his tongue?
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    • How many maccrash's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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    • What does maccrash love doing on his computer?
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    • How come maccrash only uses the microwave?
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    And for anyone still having brainfog, he is some more inspiration for your roast

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    So let's hear it for maccrash!! Remember, we are only doing this because we love you

    [PokeCommunity.com] The Roast of maccrash
     
    [24/06/2015, 19:07:17] Matt MacKenzie: are Caribbean people white
    [24/06/2015, 19:07:26] Matt MacKenzie: this is a legit question

    ladies and gentlemen your culture and media moderator


    i'll come back with more later. i have plenty of it
     
    I was gonna but I was told to calm down ;( and Ben I swear to god I will burn you with a cigarette you little shit.

    Anyway, maccrash, look you asshole, it took me like, 3 mins to type your name because my iPhone kept correcting me. I know we don't talk and I instigated this whole stupid idea, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop posting jizz faces for spiff to repost, especially wearing that shirt. Both are awful you nasty little shit :( also, some sun won't kill you. <3
     
    I totally do not understand what this thread is about, and besides the User Appreciation Thread is actually a thing.

    But anyways, how can you not love Matt and his great musical taste? He isn't a leader of C&M for nothing.
     
    that can't be all you people have.................. I'm such an easy person to make fun of there's gotta be more
     
    Maccrash is SO post-rock that he's practically sand.
     
    Throwback to my first encounter with the delight that is Matt.

    And the classic quote which he's never going to live down: "Describe my penis in detail. I'll show you pictures if you'd like."

    >Says Glasgow quite literally like GlasgOW.

    >managed to have two ~20 year olds pining over him two-three years back.

    >idolises Jaden Smith and uses him as inspiration for being a Deep Teenager

    And now, for my Grand Finale, Matt's Worst Behaviour (EXCESSIVE PROFANITY WARNING HE'S SINGING A RAP SONG YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT): he's on his worst behaviour


    but I have to admit he's true to himself and you have to respect that and I suppose he's been a lovely friend for the past three+ years. <3 and now I have to stay low key enough to avoid a roast thread of my own.
     
    [23/08/2015, 15:32:24] Matt: well I do jazz band, I've been recommended to play in the ""all-state"" band, along with being in the like highest-up band in my school
    [23/08/2015, 15:32:27] Matt: shit like that
    [23/08/2015, 15:32:33] #georgebest: fucking hell thats going in the thread too
     
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