My nefarious fellows

We are now approaching the planet Earth. We shall crush its inhabitants like ants upon a tuna dish. But we cannot let them suspect us until the time to strike it right. Please use your knowledge of Earth culture to suggest the ultimate disguises for the greater glory of the invasion.

we should dress up as memes

Disturbed said:

we should dress up as memes

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yes especially spurdo sparde :DD:DD:D

1. Take sample of human DNA and analyze how the various viruses infect humans.
2. Use said data and a molecular scale 3D printer to print every possible virus strain that can infect humans.
3. Coat tons of cute animals such as, but not limited to, kittens and puppies, with said virus strains, and you know what throw in swarms of bugs too.
4. Human genocide by cuteness. :3

Done and done. >:3

(Note: This attack would be designed to only eliminate the humans, and not any other life)

I need a deer army

We shall disguise ourselves as flat-Earthers because there's no way in hell they'll be suspected as beings who have actually been to space.

It is simple, Commander. We shall dress as the 5'3 adult male - no one will see us coming because no one will deign to look upon us.
Our plans will succeed without the slightest possibility of failure.

The option here is simple.

We shall become cardboard boxes

Let us dress up as furry creatures and proclaim our desire to partake in conventions with those suited similarly.

TY said:

The option here is simple.

We shall become cardboard boxes

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Success! :D

aeternum said:

Let us dress up as furry creatures and proclaim our desire to partake in conventions with those suited similarly.

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As a furry I don't really agree with this plan