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I'm positively useless at anything remotely kitchen-y, save making tea. Even then, I mix up the cups and can't be dashed to clean them properly.

What do you think of your current government?

President is meme material and premier is convicted StB agent that was stealing donations from EU until recently. And there are nazis as well. I still don't get how it got so bad.

What superpower would you have and would you be a hero or villain?

Wind powers, and I'd be a sort of twisted Robin Hood/Guy Fawkes/Deadpool. Antihero, really. Just the ticket for today's world.

Do you believe in the paranormal and aliens?

No

Do you watch a lot of anime?

Not as much as I should :(

Do you like photography?

Yessir. It makes one feel very artistic and philosophical, no matter if one is shooting or looking.

How optimistic are you?

For 2019, very! I've got some big big plans for this year!

What is the best custom starbucks order?

I am a Starbucks ignoramus. I know nothing of food/drink franchises, so don't bother to torture me for info.

Do you think a story loosely surrounding the exploits of little people, like the Borrowers from Arrietty, would be cool?

Arrietty is cool so obviously they can be, therefore you have your answer.

Do you gamble?

My whole life is a gamble so I guess so haha

DO you snore a lot?

I haven't ever been told I do so I guess not?

Do you cook often?

Does making tea count? 'Cause I do that quite a bit.

Do you like life, sweetheart? (Reference, but I'm interesting in knowing anyway)

Nah, I enjoy some aspects but overall it's a tough existence.

Did you ever think you hit someone when driving but really it was a road bump or pothole thankfully?

Err, no. But once I thought I'd crushed a frog in a sliding door because it started to scream like a fucking banshee and the guilt nearly slayed me. Turned out, he was just playing sick mind games and was safe all along. Son of a gun.

Do you like running?

Yes, I prefer running (and walking) over driving.

When was the last time you questioned your sexuality?

Last time I looked in the mirror Erm... not too long ago? But believe it or not, I've always sort of had an inkling since I was four years old. I was very preoccupied with adult matters.

Who's your favourite superhero?

Superman. Then Spider-Man. Then a bunch of others.

What kind of books do you read?

They're pretty varied so I can't pin down a genre, but I love reading Star Wars novelisations, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Artemis Fowl. Then I shake it up with stuff like The Great Gatsby, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and anything by Roald Dahl. Tried to finish The Da Vinci Code but I was too young and my brain started to cave in.

Do you prefer things set in the past, present or future?

Past. less tech. Low tech universes are more interesting to me.

Do you know how to play any musical instrument? At least one song on said instrument

Not one. I had a few trumpet lessons which I was actually fairly decent, but I could only make indistinct, mournful noises and The Imperial March was too high a goal for me.

What is your favourite quote of all time?