Swords

How many do you own? How big are they? And what do you use to keep 'm clean?

I have a lot of butter knives do they count for anything?

I have few a few wooden swords from when I did martial arts a few years back. Two of them are about a meter long, I dunno how long the other one is though haha. And obviously you don't have to clean a wooden blade.

gimmepie said:

I have a lot of butter knives do they count for anything?

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Rule one of swords; if you call it a knife it's not a sword.

Ice said:

Rule one of swords; if you call it a knife it's not a sword.

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Well fuck. That's a disappointment.

What if it's a sword and I call it a knife?

gimmepie said:

Well fuck. That's a disappointment.

What if it's a sword and I call it a knife?

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Rule one of swords; if you call it a knife it's not a sword.

A bunch sitting in our garage

My older siblings collected them and didn't bother taking them when they moved.

All are large but I can still carry. I don't clean them and usually I just leave them alone.

ZeoStar said:

All are large but I can still carry.

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Large like a coca cola light large, or large like a large dog large? Or large, like, like a large country large?

Ice said:

Large like a coca cola light large, or large like a large dog large? Or large, like, like a large country large?

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The smallest couple are probably like a small dog size, the blades are curved so I'm guessing those are katanas

Majority are medieval swords and probably about 3 1/2 ft.

Largest exceeds my height at 5'8. But it's cased and I've only carried it once

9 katanas and 6 long swords
Don't ask.

i have a long cardboard tube

i think it qualifies as a sword

I have a katana on my windowsill

I bought this on a whim about 3.5 years ago in Wyoming:


was at a Ripley's Believe it or Not if I'm remembering right

I uh, haven't ever actually bothered to clean it either. Getting it back home was a bit of work. I didn't think that it'd be something I'd be able to get through airport security so I went to the post office in Billings (that's where we flew in and out from) and tried to mail it to myself. The guy I was talking to had a bit of a hard time understanding what it was I wanted to do, but that's probably my fault, I probably didn't explain things well, and to this day I'm still not entirely sure if what I was doing is even a normal thing to do. But it eventually made its way to my house in New Jersey.

Clubbing weapons > swords
My knobkerry is much cooler than any sword

i only have one and it is small right now cause its cold out

Logan said:

i only have one and it is small right now cause its cold out

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It's not particularly large in warm weather either.

guys, in a thread about swords, phallic quips are the lowest quips.

Ice said:

guys, in a thread about swords, phallic quips are the lowest quips.

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just like yours

I have a medium sized sword. I'm not really interested in sword so I haven't taking care of it very well, it became rusty. I'm much more interested in knife that I got bunch of them in my room.

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