YEET or YOINK!

Super simple one really. Someone will come up with a thing (be it a physical item, a fictional item, an animal, a person, as specific or as vague as you want, the sky's the limit!) and the next person to post will have to choose to either YEET it (throw it away/get it out of their sight) or YOINK it (grab it/make it theirs). And it's not needed, but it'd also be cool if you explain your choice :D

To get the ball rolling, why don't we start off with something simple, like,

a mountain bike?

Yeet it over the edge.

I love cycling, but I only watch it these days. I used to train every day when I was younger, though that was road cycling not cross. No more bikes for me!

Spiders?

controversial yoink! after i learned that a large majority of their species are harmless bros who feed off other, actually deadly pests (roaches, mosquitoes, etc.), i make sure to keep as many of them alive in my house from now on. not even that hard considering the only ones i encounter are pretty smol.

grand piano?

Yoink! I'd have to learn how to play it first...

Pineapple pizza?

yoink to the max! i like sweets on my pizza sue me.

a skateboard?

I love this idea for a forum game. But I'm gonna have to yeet this one. Fell off one when I was young and embarrassed myself. Never again.

Sour candy?

Yoink! Toxic Waste is one of my favorite candies and I love seeing how much sour shit I can stand.

Scotch? Single malt of course.

honestly sounds good but i'll have to yeet, since i don't drink whisky

how bout a nice, cold, glass of water?

Yoink. I'm willing to bet I should be drinking more of that as it is.

On the topic of drinks, how about canned coffee?

hmmmm yeet for now. maybe yoink on specific mornings.

to differentiate this from the Yum or Yuck thread (lol), how about... an iPhone 12 Pro Max?

Yoink that quick, I don't even use an iPhone, but it'd still be handy to have.

I like the variety offered here. How about a large bucket of ice?

yoink real quick bcs my feet need a cool down from being in hot sneaks all day.

i'm a sucker for variety. how about a vintage volkswagen beetle?

Yoink. Could see me going all out hippie in that air cooled classic.

Baseball caps?

Sorry but YEET. hats in general make my head all sweaty after 3 mins or so. No bueno.

English to Japanese dictionary?

Yoink. I'm not looking to learning Japanese anytime soon. The symbols confuse me to high h-e-double hockey sticks and beyond.

Artificial lighting?

yoink bcs i need that for night time lol

a roomba?

Yoink! Some extra help cleaning sounds really nice.

I misread someone earlier and thought they said bottle caps, so I'm here to ask: bottle caps?

well we yeet those regularly around here for funsies, so i'mma do that. watch 'em fly!

face mask lined with 24 karat gold?

Sure I'll yoink that, but I wouldn't use it. I'm comfortable with the one I have, and maybe I could do something with the gold. Who knows.

A box of oysters?

ooh if it's freshly cooked with butter then that's a HARD YOINK. lemme gobble all that up.

how about... i dunno, an ancient chinese gong?